Internet Slang Dictionary & Translator

$#!+  -  

shit


 
$$  -  

money


 
$46  -  

money for sex


 
$h!t  -  

shit


 
$xy  -  

sexy


 
/.  -  

Slashdot


 
*4u  -  

Kiss for you


 
*67  -  

unknown


 
*eg*  -  

evil grin


 
07734  -  

hello


 
0day  -  

software illegally obtained before it was released


 
0noe  -  

Oh No


 
0vr  -  

over


 
10q  -  

thank you


 
10tacle  -  

Tentacle


 
10x  -  

thanks


 
12b  -  

wannabe


 
1337  -  

elite


 
133t  -  

elite


 
13itch  -  

bitch


 
143  -  

I love you


 
187  -  

murder


 
1ab  -  

wannabe


 
1daful  -  

wonderful


 
1dering  -  

wondering


 
1nce  -  

once


 
1sec  -  

one second


 
2  -  

too


 
2b  -  

to be


 
2b4u  -  

too bad for you


 
2bad4u2  -  

too bad for you too


 
2bh  -  

to be honest


 
2da  -  

to the


 
2dae  -  

today


 
2day  -  

today


 
2ditd  -  

today is the day


 
2ez  -  

too easy


 
2g2b4g  -  

To good to be forgotten


 
2g2bt  -  

too good to be true


 
2ge4  -  

Together


 
2getha  -  

together


 
2gether  -  

together


 
2gethr  -  

together


 
2getr  -  

Together


 
2h2h  -  

too hot to handle


 
2h4u  -  

too hot for you


 
2k0  -  

2000


 
2k1  -  

2001


 
2k4  -  

2004


 
2k6  -  

2006


 
2k7  -  

2007


 
2k8  -  

2008


 
2k9  -  

2009


 
2l8  -  

too late


 
2m  -  

tomorrow


 
2m4u  -  

too much for you


 
2ma  -  

Tomorrow


 
2maro  -  

tomorrow


 
2mmrw  -  

tomorrow


 
2mo  -  

tomorrow


 
2mora  -  

tomorrow


 
2moro  -  

tomorrow


 
2morow  -  

tomorrow


 
2morro  -  

tomorrow


 
2morrow  -  

tommorrow


 
2moz  -  

tomorrow


 
2mozz  -  

tomorrow


 
2mro  -  

tomorrow


 
2mrw  -  

tomorrow


 
2mw  -  

tomorrow


 
2mz  -  

tomorrow


 
2night  -  

tonight


 
2nite  -  

tonight


 
2nyt  -  

tonight


 
2o4s  -  

too old for sex


 
2qt  -  

too cute


 
2sday  -  

tuesday


 
2tali  -  

totally


 
2tm  -  

to the max


 
2trd  -  

too tired


 
2u2  -  

To you too


 
301ing  -  

referring traffic to another site


 
304  -  

hoe


 
31337  -  

elite


 
313373  -  

elite


 
31ee7  -  

elite


 
3arc  -  

Treyarch


 
3q  -  

thank you


 
3u  -  

thank you


 
3vi1  -  

evil


 
3y3 y4m  -  

I am


 
4  -  

for


 
404  -  

Clueless


 
42n8  -  

fortunate


 
4311  -  

hell


 
4col  -  

For crying out loud


 
4e&e  -  

forever and ever


 
4eva  -  

forever


 
4ever  -  

forever


 
4evr  -  

for ever


 
4evs  -  

forever


 
4fs  -  

for fuck's sake


 
4g8  -  

forget


 
4gai  -  

forget about it


 
4geit  -  

forget it


 
4get  -  

forget


 
4getu  -  

forget you


 
4give  -  

forgive


 
4got  -  

forgot


 
4gv  -  

forgive


 
4head  -  

forehead


 
4hoa  -  

four horsemen of the apocalypse


 
4ker  -  

fucker


 
4king  -  

fucking


 
4lyf3  -  

for life


 
4lyfe  -  

for life


 
4m  -  

form


 
4n  -  

Phone


 
4q  -  

fuck you


 
4r3al  -  

for real


 
4rm  -  

from


 
4sho  -  

for sure


 
4tlog  -  

for the love of god


 
4tw  -  

for the win


 
4u  -  

for you


 
4umb  -  

For You Maybe


 
4us  -  

for us


 
4ward  -  

forward


 
4wd  -  

forward


 
4yeo  -  

For Your Eyes Only


 
5-oh  -  

cop


 
53x  -  

sex


 
5h17  -  

Shit


 
5n  -  

fine


 
5o  -  

police


 
6flx  -  

X-Rated movie (sex flick)


 
6up  -  

cops in area


 
6y  -  

sexy


 
7734  -  

hell


 
7uck  -  

fuck


 
8008  -  

boob


 
8008135  -  

boobies


 
80085  -  

Boobs


 
81tc#  -  

bitch


 
9009l3  -  

Google


 
911sc  -  

emergency let's stop chatting


 
9t  -  

night


 
<3 data-blogger-escaped-strong="">  -  

love


 
?u@  -  

Where are you?


 
?up  -  

what's up?


 
?^  -  

what's up?


 
@  -  

at


 
@$$  -  

ass


 
@$$ #013  -  

ass hole


 
@$$hole  -  

asshole


 
@h  -  

asshole


 
^5  -  

high five


 
:)book  -  

facebook


 
>3  -  

LOVE


 
?4u  -  

Question for you


 
a$$  -  

ass


 
a&f  -  

always and forever


 
a'ight  -  

alright


 
a.i.m.  -  

aol instant messanger


 
a/l  -  

age and location


 
a/m  -  

away message


 
a/s/l  -  

age,sex,location


 
a/s/l/p  -  

age/sex/location/picture


 
a/s/l/r  -  

age, sex, location, race


 
a1t  -  

anyone there


 
a3  -  

anyplace, anywhere, anytime


 
aaaaa  -  

American Assosciation Against Acronym Abuse


 
aabf  -  

as a best friend


 
aaf  -  

as a friend


 
aak  -  

Alive and Kicking


 
aamof  -  

as a matter of fact


 
aatf  -  

always and totally forever


 
abd  -  

Already Been Done


 
abend  -  

absent by enforced net deprivation


 
abft  -  

About Fucking Time


 
aboot  -  

about


 
absnt  -  

absent


 
abt  -  

about


 
abwt  -  

about


 
acc  -  

account


 
acct  -  

account


 
acgaf  -  

Absolutely couldn't give a Fuck


 
ack  -  

acknowledged


 
addy  -  

address


 
adhd  -  

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder


 
adl  -  

all day long


 
admin  -  

administrator


 
adn  -  

any day now


 
aeap  -  

as early as possible


 
af  -  

assface


 
afaiaa  -  

As Far As I Am Aware


 
afaic  -  

as far as I'm concerned


 
afaicr  -  

As Far As I Can Remember


 
afaics  -  

as far as I can see


 
afaict  -  

as far as I can tell


 
afaik  -  

as far as I know


 
afair  -  

as far as I recall


 
afaiu  -  

As far as I understand


 
afc  -  

away from computer


 
afcpmgo  -  

away from computer parents may go on


 
afg  -  

away from game


 
afk  -  

away from keyboard


 
afkb  -  

away from keyboard


 
agn  -  

again


 
ah  -  

ass hole


 
ahole  -  

asshole


 
ai  -  

Artificial Intelligence


 
aiadw  -  

ALL IN A DAYS WORK


 
aiamu  -  

and I'm a monkey's uncle


 
aicmfp  -  

and I claim my five pounds


 
aight  -  

Alright


 
aightz  -  

alright


 
aiic  -  

as if I care


 
aiid  -  

and if I did


 
aiight  -  

all right


 
aim  -  

AOL instant messanger


 
ain't  -  

am not


 
aite  -  

Alright


 
aitr  -  

Adult in the room


 
aiui  -  

as I understand it


 
aiws  -  

as i was saying


 
ajax  -  

Asynchronous Javascript and XML


 
aka  -  

also known as


 
akp  -  

Alexander King Project


 
akpcep  -  

Alexander King Project Cultural Engineering Project


 
alaytm  -  

as long as you tell me


 
alol  -  

actually laughing out loud


 
alot  -  

a lot


 
alotbsol  -  

always look on the bright side of life


 
alright  -  

all right


 
alrite  -  

Alright


 
alrt  -  

alright


 
alryt  -  

alright


 
ama  -  

ask me anything


 
amf  -  

adios motherfucker


 
amiic  -  

ask me if i care


 
amiigaf  -  

ask me if i give a fuck


 
aml  -  

All My Love


 
amsp  -  

ask me something personal


 
anim8  -  

animate


 
anl  -  

all night long


 
anlsx  -  

Anal Sex


 
anon  -  

anonymous


 
anuda  -  

another


 
anw  -  

anyways


 
anwwi  -  

alright now where was i


 
any1  -  

Anyone


 
anywaz  -  

anyways


 
aob  -  

any other business


 
aoc  -  

age of consent


 
aoe  -  

Age Of Empires


 
aon  -  

all or nothing


 
aos  -  

adult over shoulder


 
aota  -  

all of the above


 
aoto  -  

Amen on that one


 
aoys  -  

angel on your shoulder


 
api  -  

application program interface


 
apoc  -  

apocalypse


 
apod  -  

Another Point Of Discussion


 
app  -  

application


 
appt  -  

appointment


 
aprece8  -  

appreciate


 
apreci8  -  

appreciate


 
apu  -  

as per usual


 
aqap  -  

as quick as possible


 
ar  -  

are


 
arnd  -  

around


 
arse  -  

ass


 
arsed  -  

bothered


 
arvo  -  

afternoon


 
asafp  -  

as soon as fucking possible


 
asaik  -  

as soon as I know


 
asap  -  

as soon as possible


 
asarbambtaa  -  

All submissions are reviewed by a moderator before they are added.


 
asbmaetp  -  

Acronyms should be memorable and easy to pronounce


 
ase  -  

age, sex, ethnicity


 
ashl  -  

asshole


 
ashole  -  

asshole


 
asic  -  

application specific integrated circuit


 
asl  -  

age, sex, location


 
aslo  -  

age sex location orientation


 
aslop  -  

Age Sex Location Orientation Picture


 
aslp  -  

age, sex, location, picture


 
aslr  -  

age sex location race


 
aslrp  -  

age, sex, location, race, picture


 
asr  -  

age sex race


 
asshle  -  

asshole


 
atb  -  

all the best


 
atfp  -  

answer the fucking phone


 
atl  -  

atlanta


 
atm  -  

at the moment


 
ato  -  

against the odds


 
atop  -  

at time of posting


 
atp  -  

answer the phone


 
atq  -  

answer the question


 
atst  -  

At the same time


 
attn  -  

attention


 
attotp  -  

At The Time Of This Post


 
atw  -  

All the way


 
aty  -  

according to you


 
audy  -  

Are you done yet?


 
aufm  -  

are you fucking mental


 
aufsm  -  

are you fucking shiting me


 
aup  -  

acceptable use policy


 
av7x  -  

avenged sevenfold


 
avgn  -  

Angry Video Game Nerd


 
avie  -  

Avatar


 
avsb  -  

a very special boy


 
avtr  -  

avatar


 
avvie  -  

avatar


 
avy  -  

Avatar


 
awes  -  

awesome


 
awk  -  

awkward


 
awol  -  

absent without leave


 
awsic  -  

and why should i care


 
awsm  -  

awesome


 
awsome  -  

awesome


 
ayagob  -  

are you a girl or boy


 
ayb  -  

All Your Base


 
aybab2m  -  

all your base are belong 2 me


 
aybab2u  -  

All your base are belong to us


 
aybabtg  -  

All Your Base Are Belong To Google


 
aybabtu  -  

all your base are belong to us


 
ayc  -  

awaiting your comments


 
ayd  -  

are you done


 
aydy  -  

are you done yet


 
ayec  -  

at your earliest convenience


 
ayfk  -  

are you fucking kidding


 
ayfkm  -  

are you fucking kidding me


 
ayfr  -  

are you for real


 
ayfs  -  

Are You Fucking Serious


 
ayk  -  

are you kidding


 
aykm  -  

are you kidding me


 
ayl  -  

are you listening


 
aymf  -  

are you my friend


 
ayok  -  

are you okay


 
aypi  -  

And Your Point Is


 
aypi  -  

and your point is


 
ays  -  

are you serious


 
aysm  -  

are you shitting me?


 
ayst  -  

are you still there


 
ayt  -  

are you there


 
ayte  -  

alright


 
aytf  -  

are you there fucker


 
ayty  -  

are you there yet


 
ayw  -  

as you wish


 
azhol  -  

asshole


 
azn  -  

asian


 
azz  -  

ass


 
bi  -  

bye


 
b&  -  

banned


 
b'day  -  

birthday


 
b-cuz  -  

because


 
b-day  -  

birthday


 
b.f.f.  -  

best friend forever


 
b.s.  -  

bullshit


 
b/c  -  

because


 
b/cos  -  

because


 
b/g  -  

background


 
b/s/l  -  

Bisexual/Straight/Lesbian


 
b/t  -  

between


 
b/w  -  

between


 
b00n  -  

new person


 
b00t  -  

boot


 
b0rked  -  

broken


 
b1tch  -  

Bitch


 
b2b  -  

business to business


 
b2u  -  

back to you


 
b2w  -  

Back to work


 
b3  -  

be


 
b4  -  

before


 
b4n  -  

bye for now


 
b4u  -  

before you


 
b8  -  

bait


 
b82rez  -  

Batteries


 
b8rez  -  

Batteries


 
b@  -  

banned


 
bab  -  

Big ass Boobs


 
babi  -  

baby


 
baf  -  

bring a friend


 
baggkyko  -  

be a good girl, keep your knickers on


 
bah  -  

I don't really care


 
bai  -  

Bye


 
bak  -  

back


 
bakk  -  

back


 
balz  -  

balls


 
bamf  -  

bad ass mother fucker


 
bamofo  -  

bitch ass mother fucker


 
bau  -  

back at you


 
bb  -  

bye bye


 
bb4h  -  

bros before hoes


 
bb4n  -  

Bye-bye for now


 
bbbj  -  

Bare Back Blow Job


 
bbe  -  

baby


 
bbf  -  

best boy friend


 
bbfn  -  

Bye Bye for now


 
bbfs  -  

best boyfriends


 
bbfu  -  

be back for you


 
bbi  -  

Baby


 
bbiab  -  

be back in a bit


 
bbiaf  -  

be back in a few


 
bbialb  -  

Be back in a little bit


 
bbiam  -  

be back in a minute


 
/a>bbias  -  

be back in a second


 
bbiaw  -  

be back in a while


 
bbifs  -  

be back in a few seconds


 
bbilb  -  

be back in a little bit


 
bbilfm  -  

be back in like five minutes


 
bbim  -  

Be Back In Minute


 
bbk  -  

be back, ok?


 
bbl  -  

be back later


 
bbl8a  -  

Be Back Later


 
bblig  -  

Be back later...i guess


 
bbm  -  

BlackBerry Messenger


 
bbml  -  

be back much later


 
bbn  -  

be back never


 
bbol  -  

be back online later


 
bbp  -  

Banned by parents


 
bbq  -  

be back quick


 
bbrs  -  

be back really soon


 
bbs  -  

be back soon


 
bbsts  -  

be back some time soon


 
bbt  -  

be back tomorrow


 
bbtn  -  

be back tonite


 
bbvl  -  

Be Back Very Later


 
bbw  -  

be back whenever


 
bbwb  -  

best buddy with boobs


 
bbwe  -  

be back whenever


 
bbwl  -  

be back way later


 
bby  -  

baby


 
bbz  -  

babes


 
bc  -  

because


 
bch  -  

bitch


 
bck  -  

back


 
bcnu  -  

be seeing you


 
bcnul8r  -  

be seeing you later


 
bcoz  -  

Because


 
bcurl8  -  

Because you're late.


 
bcuz  -  

because


 
bd  -  

birthday


 
bday  -  

birthday


 
bdfl  -  

Benevolent Dictator For Life


 
be4  -  

before


 
beatch  -  

bitch


 
bebe  -  

baby


 
becuse  -  

because


 
becuz  -  

because


 
beech  -  

bitch


 
beeoch  -  

bitch


 
beezy  -  

BITCH


 
beotch  -  

bitch


 
besos  -  

kisses


 
bestie  -  

best friend


 
betch  -  

Bitch


 
betcha  -  

bet you


 
bettr  -  

better


 
bewb  -  

boob


 
bewbs  -  

boobs


 
bewbz  -  

boobs


 
bewt  -  

boot


 
beyatch  -  

Bitch


 
beyotch  -  

bitch


 
bezzie  -  

best friend


 
bf  -  

boyfriend


 
bf's  -  

boyfriend's


 
bf+gf  -  

boyfriend and girlfriend


 
bf4e  -  

best friends for ever


 
bf4eva  -  

Best Friends forever


 
bf4l  -  

best friends for life


 
bfam  -  

brother from another mother


 
bfd  -  

big fucking deal


 
bfe  -  

Bum Fuck Egypt


 
bff  -  

best friend forever


 
bffa  -  

best friends for always


 
bffaa  -  

Best Friends Forever And Always


 
bffae  -  

Best Friends Forever And Ever


 
bffaw  -  

best friends for a while


 
bffe  -  

Best friends forever


 
bffeae  -  

Best Friend For Ever And Ever


 
bffene  -  

Best Friends For Ever And Ever


 
bffl  -  

best friends for life


 
bffn  -  

best friends for now


 
bfftddup  -  

best friends forever till death do us part


 
bfg  -  

big fucking gun


 
bfh  -  

bitch from hell


 
bfhd  -  

big fat hairy deal


 
bfitww  -  

best friend in the whole world


 
bfn  -  

bye for now


 
bfs  -  

Boyfriends


 
bft  -  

big fucking tits


 
bg  -  

background


 
bh  -  

bloody hell


 
bhwu  -  

back home with you


 
biab  -  

back in a bit


 
biach  -  

bitch


 
biaf  -  

Back In A Few


 
biatch  -  

bitch


 
bibi  -  

bye bye


 
bibifn  -  

bye bye for now


 
bicbw  -  

but I could be wrong


 
bich  -  

Bitch


 
bigd  -  

big deal


 
bii  -  

bye


 
bilf  -  

brother i'd like to fuck


 
bilu  -  

baby i love you


 
bion  -  

Believe it or not.


 
biotch  -  

bitch


 
bioya  -  

blow it out your ass


 
bish  -  

Bitch


 
bitd  -  

back in the day


 
biw  -  

boss is watching


 
biwm  -  

bisexual white male


 
biz  -  

Business


 
bizatch  -  

Bitch


 
bizi  -  

Busy


 
biznatch  -  

bitch


 
biznitch  -  

bitch


 
bizzle  -  

BITCH


 
bj  -  

blowjob


 
bk  -  

back


 
bka  -  

better known as


 
bl  -  

bad luck


 
bleme  -  

blog meme


 
bleve  -  

believe


 
blg  -  

blog


 
blh  -  

bored like hell


 
bling-bling  -  

jewelry


 
blj  -  

blowjob


 
bljb  -  

Blowjob


 
blk  -  

black


 
blkm  -  

Black Male


 
blnt  -  

Better Luck Next time


 
blog  -  

web log


 
blogger  -  

web logger


 
blu  -  

blue


 
bm  -  

Bite Me


 
bm&y  -  

between you and me


 
bm4l  -  

best mates for life


 
bma  -  

best mates always


 
bmay  -  

between me and you


 
bmf  -  

be my friend


 
bmfe  -  

best mates forever


 
bmfl  -  

best mates for life


 
bmha  -  

bite my hairy ass


 
bml  -  

bless my life


 
bmoc  -  

Big Man On Campus


 
bmttveot  -  

best mates till the very end of time


 
bmvp  -  

be my valentine please


 
bn  -  

been


 
bndm3ovr  -  

Bend me over


 
bng  -  

being


 
bnib  -  

Brand new in Box


 
bnol  -  

be nice or leave


 
bnr  -  

banner


 
bo  -  

body odour


 
boati  -  

Bend Over And Take It


 
bobfoc  -  

Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch


 
bobw  -  

Best of Both Worlds


 
boffum  -  

Both of them


 
bofh  -  

bastard operator from hell


 
bogo  -  

buy one get one


 
bogof  -  

buy one get one free


 
bogsatt  -  

bunch of guys sitting around the table


 
bohic  -  

Bend over here it comes


 
bohica  -  

bend over, here it comes again


 
boi  -  

boy


 
bol  -  

Barking Out Loud


 
bonr  -  

boner


 
boomm  -  

bored out of my mind


 
bord  -  

bored


 
bos  -  

boss over shoulder


 
botoh  -  

but on the other hand


 
bout  -  

about


 
bovered  -  

bothered


 
bowt  -  

about


 
boxor  -  

box


 
bpot  -  

big pair of tits


 
br  -  

bathroom


 
brb  -  

be right back


 
brbbrb  -  

br right back bath room break


 
brbf  -  

Be Right Back Fucker


 
brbg2p  -  

be right back, got to pee


 
brbigtp  -  

be right back, i got to pee.


 
brbl  -  

be right back later


 
brbmf  -  

be right back mother fucker


 
brbn2gbr  -  

Be right back, I need to go to the bathroom


 
brbs  -  

be right back soon


 
brbts  -  

be right back taking shit


 
brd  -  

bored


 
brfb  -  

be right fucking back


 
brgds  -  

best regards


 
brh  -  

be right here


 
bro  -  

brother


 
bros  -  

brothers


 
broseph  -  

brother


 
brover  -  

Brother


 
brt  -  

be right there


 
bruh  -  

brother


 
bruhh  -  

Brother


 
bruv  -  

brother


 
bruva  -  

brother


 
bruz  -  

brothers


 
bs  -  

bullshit


 
bsmfh  -  

Bastard System Manager From Hell


 
bsod  -  

blue screen of death


 
bsomn  -  

blowing stuff out my nose


 
bstfu  -  

bitch shut the fuck up


 
bstrd  -  

Bastard


 
bsx  -  

bisexual


 
bsxc  -  

be sexy


 
bt  -  

bit torrent


 
btb  -  

by the by


 
btch  -  

bitch


 
btcn  -  

Better than Chuck Norris


 
btd  -  

bored to death


 
btdt  -  

been there done that


 
btdtgtts  -  

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt


 
btfl  -  

beautiful


 
btfo  -  

back the fuck off


 
btfw  -  

by the fucking way


 
btias  -  

Be there in a second


 
btm  -  

bottom


 
btr  -  

better


 
bts  -  

be there soon


 
btsoom  -  

Beats The Shit Out Of Me


 
bttt  -  

been there, tried that


 
bttyl  -  

be talking to you later


 
btw  -  

by the way


 
btwilu  -  

by the way i love you


 
btwitiailwu  -  

by the way i think i am in love with you


 
btwn  -  

between


 
bty  -  

back to you


 
bubar  -  

bushed up beyond all recognition


 
bubi  -  

bye


 
budzecks  -  

butt sex


 
buhbi  -  

Bye Bye


 
bukket  -  

bucket


 
bur  -  

pussy


 
burma  -  

be undressed ready my angel


 
buszay  -  

busy


 
but6  -  

buttsex


 
butsecks  -  

butt sex


 
butterface  -  

every thing is hot but her face


 
buwu  -  

breaking up with you


 
bw3  -  

Buffalo Wild Wings


 
bwim  -  

by which i mean


 
bwoc  -  

Big Woman On Campus


 
bwpwap  -  

back when Pluto was a planet


 
bwt  -  

but when though


 
byak  -  

blowing you a kiss


 
byeas  -  

good-bye


 
byes  -  

bye bye


 
bykt  -  

But you knew that


 
byob  -  

Bring your own Beer


 
byoc  -  

bring our own computer


 
byself  -  

by myself


 
bytabm  -  

beat you to a bloody mess


 
bytch  -  

bitch


 
bz  -  

busy


 
bzns  -  

buisness


 
bzy  -  

busy


 
bzzy  -  

busy


 
c  -  

see


 
c 2 c  -  

cam to cam (webcams)


 
c&c  -  

Command and Conquer


 
c'mon  -  

Come On


 
c-p  -  

sleepy


 
c.y.a  -  

cover your ass


 
c/b  -  

comment back


 
c/t  -  

can't talk


 
c14n  -  

canonicalization


 
c2  -  

come to


 
c2c  -  

care to chat?


 
c2tc  -  

cut to the chase


 
c4ashg  -  

care for a shag


 
c@  -  

cat


 
cam  -  

camera


 
cancer stick  -  

cigarette


 
catwot  -  

complete and total waste of time


 
cawk  -  

Cock


 
cayc  -  

call at your convenience


 
cb  -  

come back


 
cba  -  

can't be arsed


 
cbb  -  

can't be bothered


 
cbf  -  

cant be fucked


 
cbfa  -  

can't be fucking arsed


 
cbfed  -  

can't be fucked


 
cbi  -  

can't believe it


 
ccl  -  

Couldn't Care Less


 
ccna  -  

Cisco Certified Network Associate


 
cd9  -  

Code 9 (other people nearby)


 
celly  -  

cell phone


 
cex  -  

sex


 
cexy  -  

sexy


 
cfas  -  

care for a secret?


 
cfid  -  

check for identification


 
cfm  -  

come fuck me


 
cg  -  

Congratulations


 
cgad  -  

couldn't give a damn


 
cgaf  -  

couldn't give a fuck


 
cgf  -  

cute guy friend


 
ch@  -  

chat


 
char  -  

character


 
cheezburger  -  

cheeseburger


 
chik  -  

chick


 
chilax  -  

chill and relax in one word


 
chillax  -  

chill and relax


 
chillin  -  

relaxing


 
chk  -  

check


 
chohw  -  

Come Hell or high water


 
chr  -  

character


 
chronic  -  

marijuana


 
chswm  -  

come have sex with me


 
chswmrn  -  

come have sex with me right now


 
chu  -  

you


 
chut  -  

pussy


 
cid  -  

consider it done


 
cig  -  

cigarette


 
cigs  -  

cigarettes


 
cihswu  -  

can i have sex with you


 
cihyn  -  

can i have your number


 
cilf  -  

child i'd like to fuck


 
cing  -  

seeing


 
cis  -  

computer information science


 
ciwwaf  -  

cute is what we aim for


 
cless  -  

clanless


 
clm  -  

Cool Like Me


 
clt  -  

Cool Like That


 
cluebie  -  

clueless newbie


 
cm  -  

call me


 
cma  -  

Cover My Ass


 
cmao  -  

Crying My Ass Off


 
cmar  -  

cry me a river


 
cmb  -  

comment me back


 
cmbo  -  

combo


 
cmcp  -  

call my cell phone


 
cmeo  -  

crying my eyes out


 
cmh  -  

Call My House


 
cmiiw  -  

correct me if I'm wrong


 
cmitm  -  

Call me in the morning


 
cml  -  

call me later


 
cml8r  -  

call me later


 
cmliuw2  -  

call me later if you want to


 
cmomc  -  

call me on my cell


 
cmon  -  

Come on


 
cmplcdd  -  

complicated


 
cmplte  -  

complete


 
cmptr  -  

computer


 
cms  -  

content management system


 
cmt  -  

comment


 
cmw  -  

cutting my wrists


 
cn  -  

can


 
cnc  -  

Command and Conquer


 
cnt  -  

can't


 
cob  -  

close of business


 
cod  -  

Call of Duty


 
cod4  -  

call of duty 4


 
cod5  -  

call of duty 5


 
code 29  -  

moderator is watching


 
code 8  -  

parents are watching


 
code 9  -  

Parents are watching


 
code9  -  

other people near by


 
cof  -  

Crying on the floor


 
coiwta  -  

come on i wont tell anyone


 
col  -  

crying out loud


 
comin'  -  

coming


 
comnt  -  

comment


 
comp  -  

Computer


 
compy  -  

computer


 
congrats  -  

congratulations


 
contrib  -  

contribution


 
contribs  -  

contributions


 
convo  -  

conversation


 
coo  -  

cool


 
cood  -  

could


 
copyvio  -  

copyright violation


 
cos  -  

because


 
cotf  -  

crying on the floor


 
cotm  -  

check out this myspace


 
cowboy choker  -  

cigarette


 
coz  -  

because


 
cp  -  

child porn


 
cpl  -  

Cyber Athlete Professional League


 
cpm  -  

cost per 1000 impressions


 
cptn  -  

captain


 
cpy  -  

copy


 
cr  -  

Can't remember


 
cr8  -  

crate


 
crakalakin  -  

happening


 
crazn  -  

crazy asian


 
cre8or  -  

creator


 
crm  -  

customer relationship management


 
crp  -  

crap


 
crs  -  

can't remember shit


 
crunk  -  

combination of crazy and drunk


 
crzy  -  

crazy


 
cs  -  

Counter-Strike


 
cs:s  -  

Counter-Strike: Source


 
csi  -  

Crime Scene Investigation


 
cskr  -  

cock sucker


 
csl  -  

can't stop laughing


 
ct  -  

can't talk


 
ctc  -  

call the cell


 
ctf  -  

capture the flag


 
ctfd  -  

calm the fuck down


 
ctfo  -  

chill the fuck out


 
ctfu  -  

cracking the fuck up


 
ctm  -  

chuckle to myself


 
ctn  -  

can't talk now


 
ctnbos  -  

can't talk now boss over shoulder


 
ctncl  -  

Can't talk now call later


 
ctpc  -  

cant talk parent(s) coming


 
ctpos  -  

Can't Talk Parent Over Sholder


 
ctrl  -  

control


 
ctrn  -  

can't talk right now


 
cts  -  

change the subject


 
ctt  -  

change the topic


 
cu  -  

goodbye


 
cu2nit  -  

see you tonight


 
cu46  -  

see you for sex


 
cubi  -  

can you believe it


 
cud  -  

could


 
cuic  -  

see you in class


 
cul  -  

see you later


 
cul83r  -  

See you later


 
cul8er  -  

see you later


 
cul8r  -  

See You Later


 
cul8tr  -  

see you later


 
culd  -  

Could


 
cunt  -  

vagina


 
cuom  -  

see you on monday


 
cuple  -  

couple


 
curn  -  

calling you right now


 
cut3  -  

cute


 
cuwul  -  

catch up with you later


 
cuz  -  

because


 
cuzz  -  

Because


 
cvq  -  

chucking very quietly


 
cw2cu  -  

can`t wait to see you


 
cwm  -  

come with me


 
cwmaos  -  

coffee with milk and one sugar


 
cwot  -  

complete waste of time


 
cwtgypo  -  

can't wait to get your panties off


 
cwyl  -  

chat with ya later


 
cya  -  

goodbye


 
cyal  -  

see you later


 
cyal8r  -  

see you later


 
cyas  -  

see you soon


 
cyb  -  

cyber


 
cybl  -  

call you back later


 
cybr  -  

cyber


 
cybseckz  -  

cyber sex


 
cye  -  

Close Your Eyes


 
cyff  -  

change your font, fucker


 
cyl  -  

see you later


 
cyl,a  -  

see ya later, alligator


 
cyl8  -  

see you later


 
cyl8er  -  

see you later


 
cylbd  -  

catch ya later baby doll


 
cylor  -  

check your local orhtodox rabbi


 
cym  -  

check your mail


 
cyt  -  

see you tomorrow


 
cyu  -  

see you


 
c|n>k  -  

coffee through nose into keyboard


 
d&c  -  

divide and conquer


 
d&df  -  

drug & disease free


 
d.t.f  -  

down to fuck


 
d.w  -  

don't worry


 
d/c  -  

disconnected


 
d/l  -  

download


 
d/m  -  

Doesn't Matter


 
d/w  -  

don't worry


 
d00d  -  

dude


 
d1ck  -  

dick


 
d2  -  

Diablo 2


 
d2m  -  

dead to me


 
d2t  -  

drink to that


 
d8  -  

date


 
da  -  

the


 
da2  -  

Dragon Age 2


 
dadt  -  

Don't ask. Don't tell.


 
dafs  -  

do a fucking search


 
dah  -  

dumb as hell


 
daii  -  

day


 
damhik  -  

don't ask me how I know


 
damhikijk  -  

Don't Ask Me How I Know - I Just Know


 
damhikt  -  

don't ask me how I know this


 
dass  -  

dumb ass


 
dat  -  

that


 
dats  -  

that's


 
dawg  -  

Friend


 
dayum  -  

damn


 
dayumm  -  

damn


 
db  -  

database


 
db4l  -  

drinking buddy for life


 
dbab  -  

don't be a bitch


 
dbafwtt  -  

Don't Be A Fool Wrap The Tool


 
dbag  -  

douchebag


 
dbeyr  -  

don't believe everything you read


 
dbg  -  

don't be gay


 
dbh  -  

don't be hating


 
dbi  -  

Don't Beg It


 
dbm  -  

don't bother me


 
dbz  -  

DragonBall Z


 
dc  -  

don't care


 
dc'd  -  

disconnected


 
dctnry  -  

dictionary


 
dcw  -  

Doing Class Work


 
dd  -  

don't die


 
ddf  -  

Drug and Disease Free


 
ddg  -  

Drop Dead Gorgeous


 
ddl  -  

direct download


 
ddos  -  

Distributed Denial of Service


 
ddr  -  

dance dance revolution


 
deets  -  

details


 
deez  -  

these


 
def  -  

definitely


 
defs  -  

definetly


 
degmt  -  

Don't Even Give Me That


 
dem  -  

them


 
der  -  

there


 
dernoe  -  

I don't know


 
detai  -  

don't even think about it


 
dewd  -  

Dude


 
dey  -  

they


 
df  -  

Dumb Fuck


 
dfc  -  

DON'T FUCKING CARE


 
dfo  -  

dumb fucking operator


 
dftba  -  

don't forget to be awesome


 
dftc  -  

down for the count


 
dfu  -  

don't fuck up


 
dfw  -  

down for whatever


 
dfw/m  -  

Don't Fuck with Me


 
dfwm  -  

Don't Fuck with Me


 
dfwmt  -  

Don't fucking waste my time


 
dg  -  

don't go


 
dga  -  

don't go anywhere


 
dgac  -  

don't give a crap


 
dgaf  -  

don't give a fuck


 
dgara  -  

don't give a rats ass


 
dgas  -  

Don't give a shit


 
dgms  -  

Don't get me started


 
dgoai  -  

don't go on about it


 
dgt  -  

don't go there


 
dgypiab  -  

don't get your panties in a bunch


 
dh  -  

dickhead


 
dhac  -  

Don't have a clue


 
dhly  -  

does he like you


 
dhv  -  

Demonstration of Higher Value


 
diacf  -  

die in a car fire


 
diaf  -  

die in a fire


 
diah  -  

die in a hole


 
dic  -  

do i care


 
dick  -  

penis


 
diez  -  

dies


 
diff  -  

difference


 
dih  -  

dick in hand


 
dikhed  -  

dickhead


 
diku  -  

do i know you


 
diky  -  

Do I know you


 
dil  -  

Daughter in law


 
dilf  -  

dad i'd like to fuck


 
dillic  -  

Do I look like I care


 
dillifc  -  

do I look like I fucking care


 
dilligad  -  

do I look like I give a damn


 
dilligaf  -  

do I look like I give a fuck


 
dilligas  -  

do i look like i give a shit


 
din  -  

didn't


 
din't  -  

didn't


 
dirl  -  

Die in real life


 
dis  -  

this


 
dit  -  

Details in Thread


 
diy  -  

do it yourself


 
dju  -  

did you


 
dk  -  

don't know


 
dkdc  -  

don't know, don't care


 
dl  -  

download


 
dlf  -  

dropping like flies


 
dlibu  -  

Dont let it bother you


 
dln  -  

don't look now


 
dm  -  

deathmatch


 
dmaf  -  

do me a favor


 
dmba*  -  

dumbass


 
dmi  -  

don't mention it


 
dmn  -  

damn


 
dmu  -  

don't mess up


 
dmwm  -  

don't mess with me


 
dmy  -  

don't mess yourself


 
dn  -  

don't know


 
dnd  -  

Do Not Disturb


 
dndp  -  

Do not double post


 
dnimb  -  

dancing naked in my bra


 
dno  -  

don't know


 
dnrta  -  

did not read the article


 
dnrtfa  -  

did not read the fucking article


 
dns  -  

Domain Name System


 
dnt  -  

don't


 
dnw  -  

Do not want


 
doa  -  

dead on arrival


 
dob  -  

date of birth


 
dod  -  

Day of Defeat


 
dogg  -  

friend


 
doin  -  

doing


 
doin'  -  

doing


 
don  -  

denial of normal


 
doncha  -  

Don't you


 
donno  -  

don't know


 
dont  -  

don't


 
dontcha  -  

don't you


 
dood  -  

dude


 
doodz  -  

dudes


 
dos  -  

denial of service


 
dotc  -  

dancing on the ceiling


 
doypov  -  

depends on your point of view


 
dp  -  

display picture


 
dpmo  -  

don't piss me off


 
dprsd  -  

depressed


 
dqmot  -  

don't quote me on this


 
dqydj  -  

don't quit your day job


 
dr00d  -  

druid


 
drc  -  

don't really care


 
drm  -  

dream


 
drood  -  

druid


 
dsided  -  

decided


 
dsu  -  

don't screw up


 
dt  -  

double team


 
dta  -  

Don't Trust Anyone


 
dtb  -  

don't text back


 
dth  -  

down to hang


 
dtl  -  

damn the luck


 
dtp  -  

Don't Type Please


 
dtrt  -  

do the right thing


 
dts  -  

Don't think so


 
dttm  -  

don't talk to me


 
dttml  -  

don't talk to me loser


 
dttpou  -  

Don't tell the police on us


 
dttriaa  -  

don't tell the RIAA


 
du2h  -  

damn you to hell


 
ducy  -  

do you see why


 
dugi  -  

do you get it?


 
dugt  -  

did you get that?


 
duk  -  

did you know


 
dulm  -  

do you like me


 
dum  -  

dumb


 
dun  -  

don't


 
dunna  -  

i don't know


 
dunno  -  

I don't know


 
duno  -  

don't know


 
dupe  -  

duplicate


 
dutma  -  

don't you text me again


 
dvda  -  

double vaginal, double anal


 
dw  -  

don't worry


 
dwai  -  

don't worry about it


 
dwb  -  

Driving while black


 
dwbh  -  

don't worry, be happy


 
dwbi  -  

Don't worry about it.


 
dwi  -  

deal with it


 
dwioyot  -  

Deal With It On Your Own Time


 
dwmt  -  

don't waste my time


 
dwn  -  

down


 
dwt  -  

don't wanna talk


 
dwy  -  

don't wet yourself


 
dy2h  -  

damn you to hell


 
dya  -  

Do you


 
dyac  -  

damn you auto correct


 
dycotfc  -  

do you cyber on the first chat


 
dyec  -  

Don't You Ever Care


 
dygtp  -  

did you get the picture


 
dyk  -  

did you know


 
dylh  -  

do you like him


 
dylm  -  

do you love me


 
dylos  -  

do you like oral sex


 
dym  -  

Do you mind


 
dynk  -  

do you not know


 
dynm  -  

do you know me


 
dyt  -  

Don't you think


 
dyth  -  

Damn You To Hell


 
dyw  -  

don't you worry


 
dyw2gwm  -  

do you want to go with me


 
dywtmusw  -  

do you want to meet up some where


 
e-ok  -  

Electronically OK


 
e.g.  -  

example


 
e4u2s  -  

easy for you to say


 
eabod  -  

eat a bag of dicks


 
ead  -  

eat a dick


 
ebitda  -  

earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization


 
ecf  -  

error carried forward


 
edumacation  -  

education


 
eedyat  -  

idiot


 
eejit  -  

idiot


 
ef  -  

Fuck


 
ef-ing  -  

fucking


 
efct  -  

effect


 
efffl  -  

extra friendly friends for life


 
effin  -  

fucking


 
effing  -  

Fucking


 
eg  -  

evil grin


 
ehlp  -  

help


 
eil  -  

explode into laughter


 
el!t  -  

elite


 
eleo  -  

Extremely Low Earth Orbit


 
ello  -  

hello


 
elo  -  

hello


 
em  -  

them


 
emm  -  

email me


 
emo  -  

emotional


 
emp  -  

eat my pussy


 
enat  -  

every now and then


 
enit  -  

isn't it


 
enof  -  

enough


 
enuf  -  

enough


 
enuff  -  

enough


 
eob  -  

End of Business


 
eoc  -  

end of conversation


 
eod  -  

End of day


 
eof  -  

end of file


 
eom  -  

end of message


 
eos  -  

end of story


 
eot  -  

end of transmission


 
eotw  -  

end of the world


 
epa  -  

Emergency Parent Alert


 
eq  -  

Everquest


 
eq2  -  

Everquest2


 
ere  -  

here


 
errythin  -  

everything


 
esad  -  

eat shit and die


 
esadyffb  -  

eat shit and die you fat fucking bastard


 
esbm  -  

Everyone sucks but me


 
esc  -  

escape


 
esl  -  

eat shit loser


 
eta  -  

Estimated Time of Arrival


 
etla  -  

extended three letter acronym


 
etmda  -  

Explain it to my dumb ass


 
etp  -  

eager to please


 
eula  -  

end user license agreement


 
ev1  -  

everyone


 
eva  -  

ever


 
evaa  -  

ever


 
evar  -  

ever


 
evercrack  -  

Everquest


 
every1  -  

everyone


 
evn  -  

even


 
evr  -  

ever


 
evry  -  

every


 
evry1  -  

every one


 
evrytin  -  

everything


 
ex-bf  -  

Ex-Boy Friend


 
ex-gf  -  

Ex-Girl Friend


 
exp  -  

experience


 
ey  -  

hey


 
eyez  -  

eyes


 
ez  -  

Easy


 
ezi  -  

easy


 
f u  -  

fuck you


 
f#cking  -  

Fucking


 
f&e  -  

forever and ever


 
f'n  -  

fucking


 
f-ing  -  

fucking


 
f.b.  -  

facebook


 
f.m.l.  -  

fuck my life


 
f.u.  -  

fuck you


 
f/o  -  

fuck off


 
f00k  -  

Fuck.


 
f2f  -  

face to face


 
f2p  -  

free to play


 
f2t  -  

Free to talk


 
f4c3  -  

face


 
f4eaa  -  

friends forever and always


 
f4f  -  

female for female


 
f4m  -  

female for male


 
f8  -  

fate


 
f9  -  

fine


 
f@  -  

fat


 
fa-q  -  

Fuck you


 
faa  -  

forever and always


 
fab  -  

fabulous


 
faggit  -  

faggot


 
fah  -  

Funny as hell


 
faic  -  

For All I Care


 
fam  -  

family


 
fankle  -  

area between foot and ankle


 
fao  -  

for attention of


 
fap  -  

masturbate


 
fapping  -  

masterbating


 
faq  -  

frequently asked question


 
farg  -  

fuck


 
fashizzle  -  

for sure


 
fav  -  

Favorite


 
fave  -  

favorite


 
fawk  -  

fuck


 
fbimcl  -  

Fall Back In My Chair Laughing


 
fbk  -  

facebook


 
fbtw  -  

Fine Be That Way


 
fc  -  

fruit cake


 
fcbk  -  

facebook


 
fcfs  -  

first come first served


 
fck  -  

fuck


 
fckd  -  

fucked


 
fckin  -  

fucking


 
fcking  -  

fucking


 
fckm3hdbayb  -  

Fuck Me Hard Baby


 
fcku  -  

fuck you


 
fcol  -  

for crying out loud


 
fcuk  -  

fuck


 
fe  -  

fatal error


 
feck  -  

fuck


 
fer  -  

for


 
ferr  -  

For


 
ff  -  

friendly fire


 
ffa  -  

free for all


 
ffcl  -  

falling from chair laughing


 
ffr  -  

for future reference


 
ffs  -  

for fuck's sake


 
fft  -  

food for thought


 
ffxi  -  

Final Fantasy 11


 
fg  -  

fucking gay


 
fgi  -  

fucking google it


 
fgs  -  

for God's sake


 
fgssu  -  

For Gods sake shut up


 
fgt  -  

faggot


 
fi  -  

fuck it


 
fi9  -  

fine


 
fibijar  -  

fuck it buddy, I'm just a reserve


 
fifo  -  

first in, first out


 
fify  -  

Fixed It For You


 
figjam  -  

fuck I'm good, just ask me


 
figmo  -  

F*ck it - got my orders


 
fiic  -  

Fucked If I Care


 
fiik  -  

Fucked If I Know


 
fimh  -  

forever in my heart


 
fio  -  

figure it out


 
fitb  -  

fill in the blank


 
fiv  -  

five


 
fk  -  

fuck


 
fker  -  

fucker


 
fkin  -  

fucking


 
fking  -  

Fucking


 
fkn  -  

Fucking


 
fku  -  

fuck you


 
flamer  -  

angry poster


 
flames  -  

angry comments


 
flicks  -  

pictures


 
floabt  -  

for lack of a better term


 
fm  -  

fuck me


 
fmah  -  

fuck my ass hole


 
fmao  -  

freezing my ass of


 
fmb  -  

fuck me bitch


 
fmbb  -  

Fuck Me Baby


 
fmbo  -  

fuck my brains out


 
fmfl  -  

Fuck my Fucking life


 
fmflth  -  

Fuck My Fucking Life To Hell


 
fmh  -  

Fuck me hard


 
fmhb  -  

fuck me hard bitch


 
fmi  -  

for my information


 
fmir  -  

family member in room


 
fmita  -  

fuck me in the ass


 
fml  -  

fuck my life


 
fmltwia  -  

fuck me like the whore I am


 
fmn  -  

Fuck me now


 
fmnb  -  

fuck me now bitch


 
fmnkml  -  

fuck me now kiss me later


 
fmph  -  

fuck my pussy hard


 
fmq  -  

fuck me quick


 
fmr  -  

fuck me runnig


 
fmsh  -  

Fuck me so hard


 
fmth  -  

fuck me to hell


 
fmuta  -  

fuck me up the ass


 
fmutp  -  

fuck me up the pussy


 
fn  -  

first name


 
fnar  -  

For No Apparent Reason


 
fnci  -  

fancy


 
fnny  -  

funny


 
fnpr  -  

for no particular reason


 
fny  -  

funny


 
fo  -  

fuck off


 
fo shizzle  -  

for sure


 
fo sho  -  

for sure


 
foa  -  

fuck off asshole


 
foad  -  

fuck off and die


 
foaf  -  

friend of a friend


 
foah  -  

fuck off asshole


 
fob  -  

fresh off the boat


 
focl  -  

Falling Off Chair Laughing.


 
fofl  -  

fall on the floor laughing


 
foia  -  

freedom of information act


 
fol  -  

farting out loud


 
folo  -  

Follow


 
fomofo  -  

fuck off mother fucker


 
fone  -  

phone


 
foo  -  

fool


 
foobar  -  

fucked up beyond all recognition


 
foocl  -  

falls out of chair laughing


 
fook  -  

fuck


 
for sheeze  -  

for sure


 
fos  -  

full of shit


 
foshizzle  -  

for sure


 
fosho  -  

for sure


 
foss  -  

free, open source software


 
fotcl  -  

fell off the chair laughing


 
fotm  -  

Flavour of the month


 
fouc  -  

Fuck off you cunt


 
fov  -  

Field of View


 
foyb  -  

fuck off you bitch


 
fo`  -  

for


 
fp  -  

first post


 
fpmitap  -  

federal pound me in the ass prison


 
fpos  -  

fucking piece of shit


 
fps  -  

First Person Shooter


 
frag  -  

kill


 
fragged  -  

killed


 
fren  -  

friend


 
frens  -  

friends


 
frgt  -  

forgot


 
fri.  -  

Friday


 
friggin  -  

freaking


 
frk  -  

freak


 
frm  -  

from


 
frnd  -  

friend


 
frnds  -  

friends


 
fs  -  

For Sure


 
fsho  -  

for sure


 
fsm  -  

flying spaghetti monster


 
fsob  -  

Fucking son of a bitch


 
fsod  -  

frosn screen of death


 
fsr  -  

for some reason


 
fst  -  

fast


 
ft  -  

FUCK THAT


 
ft2t  -  

From time to time


 
fta  -  

From The Article


 
ftb  -  

Fuck That Bitch


 
ftbfs  -  

Failed to build from source


 
ftf  -  

face to face


 
ftfa  -  

From The Fucking Article


 
ftfw  -  

For the fucking win!


 
ftfy  -  

Fixed that for you


 
ftio  -  

fun time is over


 
ftk  -  

For the Kill


 
ftl  -  

For The Lose


 
ftlog  -  

for the love of god


 
ftlt  -  

For the last time


 
ftmfw  -  

for the mother fucking win


 
ftmp  -  

For the most part


 
ftp  -  

file transfer protocol


 
ftr  -  

For The Record


 
fts  -  

fuck that shit


 
fttp  -  

for the time being


 
ftw  -  

For the win!


 
fu  -  

fuck you


 
fua  -  

fuck you all


 
fuah  -  

fuck you ass hole


 
fub  -  

fuck you bitch


 
fubah  -  

fucked up beyond all hope


 
fubalm  -  

fucked up beyond all local maintenance


 
fubar  -  

fucked up beyond all recognition


 
fubb  -  

fucked up beyond belief


 
fubh  -  

fucked up beyond hope


 
fubohic  -  

fuck you Bend over here it comes


 
fubr  -  

Fucked Up Beyond Recognition


 
fucken  -  

Fucking


 
fucktard  -  

fucking retard


 
fuctard  -  

fucking retard


 
fud  -  

fear, uncertainty and doubt


 
fudh  -  

fuck you dick head


 
fudie  -  

fuck you and die


 
fugly  -  

fucking ugly


 
fuh-q  -  

fuck you


 
fuhget  -  

forget


 
fuk  -  

fuck


 
fukin  -  

fucking


 
fukk  -  

fuck


 
fukkin  -  

fucking


 
fukn  -  

fucking


 
fukr  -  

fucker


 
fulla  -  

Full of


 
fumfer  -  

fuck you mother fucker


 
funee  -  

funny


 
funner  -  

more fun


 
funy  -  

funny


 
fuq  -  

fuck you


 
fus  -  

fuck yourself


 
fut  -  

Fuck You Too


 
fuu  -  

fuck you up


 
fux  -  

fuck


 
fuxing  -  

fucking


 
fuxor  -  

fucker


 
fuxored  -  

Fucked


 
fvck  -  

fuck


 
fwb  -  

Friends with Benefits


 
fwd  -  

forward


 
fwiw  -  

for what it's worth


 
fwm  -  

Fine With Me


 
fwob  -  

friends with occasional benefits


 
fxe  -  

foxy


 
fxp  -  

file exchange protocol


 
fy  -  

fuck you


 
fya  -  

for your attention


 
fyad  -  

fuck you and die


 
fyah  -  

fuck you asshole


 
fyb  -  

fuck you bitch


 
fyc  -  

fuck your couch


 
fye  -  

For Your Entertainment


 
fyeo  -  

For your eyes only


 
fyf  -  

fuck your face


 
fyfi  -  

For Your Fucking Information


 
fyi  -  

for your information


 
fyk  -  

for your knowledge


 
fyl  -  

For your Love


 
fym  -  

fuck your mom


 
fyp  -  

fixed your post


 
fyrb  -  

fuck you right back


 
*g*  -  

grin


 
g'nite  -  

good night


 
g/f  -  

girlfriend


 
g/g  -  

got to go


 
g0  -  

go


 
g00g13  -  

Google


 
g1  -  

good one


 
g2  -  

go to


 
g2/-/  -  

go to hell


 
g2bg  -  

got to be going


 
g2bl8  -  

going to be late


 
g2cu  -  

glad to see you


 
g2e  -  

got to eat


 
g2g  -  

got to go


 
g2g2tb  -  

got to go to the bathroom


 
g2g2w  -  

got to go to work


 
g2g4aw  -  

got to go for a while


 
g2gb  -  

got to go bye


 
g2gb2wn  -  

got to go back to work now


 
g2ge  -  

got to go eat


 
g2gn  -  

got to go now


 
g2gp  -  

got to go pee


 
g2gpc  -  

got 2 go parents coming


 
g2gpp  -  

got to go pee pee


 
g2gs  -  

got to go sorry


 
g2h  -  

go to hell


 
g2hb  -  

go to hell bitch


 
g2k  -  

good to know


 
g2p  -  

got to pee


 
g2t2s  -  

got to talk to someone


 
g3y  -  

gay


 
g4u  -  

good for you


 
g4y  -  

good for you


 
g8  -  

gate


 
g9  -  

good night


 
g@y  -  

gay


 
ga  -  

go ahead


 
gaalma  -  

go away and leave me alone


 
gaf  -  

good as fuck


 
gafi  -  

get away from it


 
gafl  -  

get a fucking life


 
gafm  -  

Get away from me


 
gagf  -  

go and get fucked


 
gagp  -  

go and get pissed


 
gah  -  

gay ass homo


 
gai  -  

gay


 
gaj  -  

get a job


 
gal  -  

get a life


 
gamez  -  

illegally obtained games


 
gangsta  -  

gangster


 
gank  -  

kill


 
gaoep  -  

generally accepted office etiquette principles


 
gaw  -  

grandparents are watching


 
gawd  -  

god


 
gb  -  

Go back


 
gb2  -  

go back to


 
gba  -  

game boy advance


 
gbioua  -  

Go blow it out your ass


 
gbnf  -  

Gone but not forgotten


 
gbtw  -  

go back to work


 
gbu  -  

god bless you


 
gby  -  

good bye


 
gcad  -  

get cancer and die


 
gcf  -  

Google Click Fraud


 
gd  -  

good


 
gd&r  -  

grins, ducks, and runs


 
gd4u  -  

Good For You


 
gday  -  

Good Day


 
gdby  -  

good bye


 
gded  -  

grounded


 
gdgd  -  

good good


 
gdi  -  

God Damn it


 
gdiaf  -  

go die in a fire


 
gdih  -  

Go die in hell


 
gdilf  -  

Grandad I'd Like To Fuck


 
gdmfpos  -  

god damn mother fucking piece of shit


 
gdr  -  

grinning, ducking, running


 
gemo  -  

gay emo


 
getcha  -  

get you


 
geto  -  

ghetto


 
gewd  -  

good


 
gey  -  

gay


 
gf  -  

girlfriend


 
gfad  -  

go fuck a duck


 
gfadh  -  

go fuck a dead horse


 
gfak  -  

go fly a kite


 
gfam  -  

Go Fuck A Monkey


 
gfar2cu  -  

go find a rock to crawl under


 
gfas  -  

go fuck a sheep


 
gfd  -  

god fucking damnit


 
gfe  -  

Girl Friend experience


 
gfe2e  -  

grinning from ear to ear


 
gfg  -  

good fucking game


 
gfgi  -  

go fucking google it


 
gfi  -  

good fucking idea


 
gfj  -  

good fucking job


 
gfl  -  

grounded for life


 
gfo  -  

go fuck off


 
gfu  -  

go fuck yourself


 
gfurs  -  

go fuck yourself


 
gfus  -  

go fuck yourself


 
gfx  -  

graphics


 
gfy  -  

good for you


 
gfyd  -  

go fuck your dad


 
gfym  -  

go fuck your mom


 
gfys  -  

go fuck yourself


 
gg  -  

good game


 
gga  -  

good game all


 
ggal  -  

go get a life


 
ggf  -  

go get fucked


 
ggg  -  

Go, go, go!


 
ggnore  -  

good game no rematch


 
ggp  -  

gotta go pee


 
ggpaw  -  

gotta go parents are watching


 
ggs  -  

good games


 
gh  -  

good half


 
ghei  -  

Gay


 
ghey  -  

gay


 
gigig  -  

get it got it good


 
gigo  -  

garbage in garbage out


 
gilf  -  

Grandma I'd like to fuck


 
gim  -  

google instant messanger


 
gimme  -  

give me


 
gimmie  -  

give me


 
gir  -  

google it retard


 
gis  -  

Google Image Search


 
gitar  -  

guitar


 
giv  -  

give


 
giyf  -  

google is your friend


 
gj  -  

good job


 
gjial  -  

go jump in a lake


 
gjp  -  

good job partner


 
gjsu  -  

god just shut up


 
gjt  -  

good job team


 
gky  -  

Go kill yourself


 
gkys  -  

Go kill yourself


 
gl  -  

good luck


 
gl hf  -  

good luck, have fun


 
gl&hf  -  

good luck and have fun


 
gla  -  

good luck all


 
glbt  -  

Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgenderd


 
glf  -  

group looking for


 
glhf  -  

good luck have fun


 
glln  -  

Got Laid Last Night


 
glnhf  -  

Good Luck and Have Fun


 
glty  -  

Good luck this year


 
glu  -  

girl like us


 
glu2  -  

good luck to you too


 
glux  -  

good luck


 
glwt  -  

good luck with that


 
gm  -  

good morning


 
gma  -  

grandma


 
gmab  -  

give me a break


 
gmabj  -  

give me a blowjob


 
gmafb  -  

give me a fucking break


 
gmao  -  

Giggling my ass off


 
gmfao  -  

Giggling My Fucking Ass Off


 
gmilf  -  

grandmother i'd like to fuck


 
gmod  -  

Global Moderator


 
gmta  -  

great minds think alike


 
gmtyt  -  

good morning to you too


 
gmv  -  

Got my vote


 
gmybs  -  

give me your best shot


 
gn  -  

good night


 
gn8  -  

good night


 
gnasd  -  

good night and sweet dreams


 
gndn  -  

Goes nowhere,does nothing


 
gnfpwlbn  -  

good news for people who love bad news


 
gng  -  

going


 
gng2  -  

going to


 
gngbng  -  

gang bang


 
gnight  -  

good night


 
gnite  -  

good night


 
gnn  -  

get naked now


 
gno  -  

going to do


 
gnoc  -  

get naked on cam


 
gnos  -  

get naked on screen


 
gnr  -  

Guns n' roses


 
gnrn  -  

get naked right now


 
gnst  -  

goodnight sleep tight


 
gnstdltbbb  -  

good night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite


 
goc  -  

get on camera


 
goi  -  

get over it


 
goia  -  

get over it already


 
goin  -  

going


 
gok  -  

God Only Knows


 
gokid  -  

got observers - keep it decent


 
gokw  -  

God Only Knows Why


 
gol  -  

giggle out loud


 
gomb  -  

get off my back


 
goml  -  

get out of my life


 
gona  -  

Gonna


 
gonna  -  

going to


 
good9  -  

goodnite


 
gooh  -  

get out of here!


 
goomh  -  

get out of my head


 
gork  -  

God only really knows


 
gosad  -  

go suck a dick


 
gotc  -  

get on the computer


 
gotcha  -  

got you


 
gotta  -  

got to


 
gow  -  

gears of war


 
goya  -  

Get Off Your Ass


 
goyhh  -  

get off your high horse


 
gp  -  

good point


 
gpb  -  

gotta pee bad


 
gpwm  -  

good point well made


 
gpytfaht  -  

gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today


 
gr8  -  

great


 
gr8t  -  

great


 
grats  -  

congratulations


 
gratz  -  

congratulations


 
grfx  -  

graphics


 
grillz  -  

metal teeth


 
grl  -  

girl


 
grmbl  -  

grumble


 
grog  -  

beer


 
grrl  -  

Girl


 
grtg  -  

Getting ready to go


 
grvy  -  

groovy


 
gsad  -  

go suck a dick


 
gsave  -  

global struggle against violent extremists


 
gsd  -  

getting shit done


 
gsfg  -  

Go search fucking google


 
gsi  -  

go suck it


 
gsoh  -  

Good Sense of Humor


 
gsp  -  

get some pussy


 
gsta  -  

Gangster


 
gt  -  

get


 
gta  -  

Grand Theft Auto


 
gtas  -  

go take a shit


 
gtb  -  

Go To Bed


 
gtf  -  

get the fuck


 
gtfa  -  

Go The Fuck Away


 
gtfbtw  -  

get the fuck back to work


 
gtfh  -  

go to fucking hell


 
gtfo  -  

get the fuck out


 
gtfoi  -  

get the fuck over it


 
gtfon  -  

Get the fuck out noob


 
gtfooh  -  

get the fuck out of here


 
gtfoomf  -  

get the fuck out of my face


 
gtfu  -  

grow the fuck up


 
gtfuotb  -  

get the fuck up out this bitch


 
gtg  -  

got to go


 
gtgbb  -  

got to go bye bye


 
gtgfn  -  

got to go for now


 
gtgmmiloms  -  

got to go my mum is looking over my shoulder


 
gtgn  -  

got to go now


 
gtgp  -  

got to go pee


 
gtgpp  -  

got to go pee pee


 
gtgtb  -  

got to go to bed


 
gtgtpirio  -  

got to go the price is right is on


 
gtgtwn  -  

Got to go to work now


 
gth  -  

go to hell


 
gtha  -  

go the hell away


 
gthb  -  

go to hell bitch


 
gthmf  -  

go to hell mothafucka


 
gtho  -  

get the hell out


 
gthu  -  

grow the heck up


 
gthyfah  -  

go to hell you fucking asshole


 
gtk  -  

good to know


 
gtm  -  

giggling to myself


 
gtn  -  

getting


 
gtp  -  

Got to pee


 
gtr  -  

Got to run


 
gts  -  

going to school


 
gtsy  -  

good to see you


 
gttp  -  

get to the point


 
gtty  -  

good talking to you


 
gu  -  

grow up


 
gu2i  -  

get used to it


 
gud  -  

good


 
gudd  -  

good


 
gui  -  

graphical user interface


 
gurl  -  

girl


 
gurlz  -  

girls


 
guru  -  

expert


 
gw  -  

good work


 
gwijd  -  

guess what i just did


 
gwm  -  

gay white male


 
gwork  -  

good work


 
gwrk  -  

good work


 
gws  -  

get well soon


 
gwytose  -  

go waste your time on someone else


 
gy  -  

gay


 
gyal  -  

girl


 
gypo  -  

Get Your Penis Out


 
roflmfao  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off


 
h&k  -  

hugs and kisses


 
h*r  -  

homestar runner


 
h+k  -  

hugs and kisses


 
h.o  -  

hold on


 
h/e  -  

However


 
h/mo  -  

homo


 
h/o  -  

hold on


 
h/u  -  

hold up


 
h/w  -  

homework


 
h2  -  

Halo 2


 
h2gtb  -  

have to go to the bathroom


 
h2o  -  

water


 
h2sys  -  

hope to see you soon


 
h3y  -  

hey


 
h4kz0r5  -  

hackers


 
h4x  -  

Hacks


 
h4x0r  -  

hacker


 
h4xor  -  

hacker


 
h4xr  -  

hacker


 
h4xrz  -  

hackers


 
h4xx0rz  -  

hacker


 
h4xxor  -  

hacker


 
h8  -  

hate


 
h80r  -  

hater


 
h82sit  -  

hate to say it


 
h83r  -  

hater


 
h8ed  -  

hated


 
h8er  -  

hater


 
h8r  -  

hater


 
h8red  -  

Hatred


 
h8s  -  

hates


 
h8t  -  

hate


 
h8t0r  -  

hater


 
h8t3r  -  

hater


 
h8te  -  

hate


 
h8tr  -  

hater


 
h8u  -  

I Hate You


 
h9  -  

Husband in Room


 
habt  -  

how about this


 
hafta  -  

have to


 
hagd  -  

have a good day


 
hagl  -  

have a great life


 
hagn  -  

have a good night


 
hago  -  

have a good one


 
hags  -  

have a great summer


 
hai  -  

hello


 
hait  -  

hate


 
hak  -  

here's a kiss


 
hakas  -  

have a kick ass summer


 
hammrd  -  

hammered


 
han  -  

how about now


 
hau  -  

How Are You


 
hav  -  

have


 
havnt  -  

haven't


 
hawf  -  

Husband and Wife forever


 
hawt  -  

hot


 
hawtie  -  

hottie


 
hax  -  

Hacks


 
hax0r  -  

hacker


 
hax0red  -  

hacked


 
hax0rz  -  

Hackers


 
haxer  -  

Hacker


 
haxor  -  

hacker


 
haxoring  -  

hacking


 
haxors  -  

hackers


 
haxorz  -  

hackers


 
haxxor  -  

hacker


 
haxxzor  -  

Hacker


 
haxz0r  -  

Hacker


 
haxzor  -  

hacker


 
hayd  -  

how are you doing


 
hb  -  

hurry back


 
hb4b  -  

hoes before bros


 
hbd  -  

happy birthday


 
hbic  -  

head bitch in charge


 
hbii  -  

how big is it


 
hbu  -  

how about you


 
hby  -  

how about you


 
hc  -  

how come


 
hcbt1  -  

he could be the one


 
hcib  -  

how can it be


 
hcihy  -  

how can I help you


 
hdop  -  

Help Delete Online Predators


 
hdu  -  

how dare you


 
hdydi  -  

How do you do it


 
hdydt  -  

how did you do that


 
heh  -  

haha


 
hella  -  

very


 
heya  -  

hey


 
heyt  -  

hate


 
heyy  -  

hello


 
heyya  -  

hello


 
hf  -  

have fun


 
hfn  -  

Hell fucking no


 
hfs  -  

holy fucking shit!


 
hfsbm  -  

holy fucking shit batman


 
hfwt  -  

have fun with that


 
hg  -  

HockeyGod


 
hght  -  

height


 
hhiad  -  

holy hole in a doughnut


 
hhiadb  -  

Holy Hole in a Donut Batman


 
hhok  -  

Ha Ha Only Kidding


 
hhyb  -  

how have you been


 
hi2u  -  

hello


 
hi2u2  -  

hello to you too


 
hiet  -  

height


 
hiik  -  

Hell If I Know


 
hijack  -  

start an off topic discussion


 
hith  -  

how in the hell


 
hiw  -  

husband is watching


 
hiya  -  

hello


 
hiybbprqag  -  

copying somebody else's search results


 
hj  -  

hand job


 
hl  -  

Half-Life


 
abbr title="Half-Life 2">hl2

  -  

 

Half-Life 2

 


 

 

hla  -  

Hot lesbian action

 


 

 

hlb  -  

horny little bastard

 


 

 

hld  -  

hold

 


 

 

hldn  -  

hold on

 


 

 

hldon  -  

hold on

 


 

 

hll  -  

Hell

 


 

 

hlm  -  

he loves me

 


 

 

hlo  -  

hello

 


 

 

hlp  -  

help

 


 

 

hly  -  

holy

 


 

 

hlysht  -  

Holy shit

 


 

 

hmb  -  

hold me back

 


 

 

hmewrk  -  

homework

 


 

 

hmfic  -  

head mother fucker in charge

 


 

 

hml  -  

hate my life

 


 

 

hmoj  -  

holy mother of jesus

 


 

 

hmu  -  

Hit Me Up

 


 

 

hmul  -  

Hit me up later

 


 

 

hmus  -  

Hit me up sometime

 


 

 

hmw  -  

homework

 


 

 

hmwk  -  

homework

 


 

 

hmwrk  -  

Homework

 


 

 

hng  -  

horny net geek

 


 

 

hngry  -  

hungry

 


 

 

hnic  -  

head nigger in charge

 


 

 

ho  -  

hold on

 


 

 

hoas  -  

Hang on a second

 


 

 

hoay  -  

how old are you

 


 

 

hoh  -  

head of household

 


 

 

hom  -  

home

 


 

 

homey  -  

Friend

 


 

 

homie  -  

good friend

 


 

 

homo  -  

homosexual

 


 

 

hoopty  -  

broke down automobile

 


 

 

hott  -  

hot

 


 

 

howdey  -  

hello

 


 

 

howz  -  

hows

 


 

 

hpb  -  

high ping bastard

 


 

 

hpoa  -  

Hot Piece of Ass

 


 

 

hppy  -  

Happy

 


 

 

hpy  -  

happy

 


 

 

hpybdy  -  

happy birthday

 


 

 

hr  -  

hour

 


 

 

hre  -  

here

 


 

 

hrny  -  

horny

 


 

 

hrs  -  

hours

 


 

 

hru  -  

how are you

 


 

 

hrud  -  

how are you doing

 


 

 

hs  -  

headshot

 


 

 

hsd  -  

high school dropout

 


 

 

hsik  -  

how should i know

 


 

 

hsr  -  

homestar runner

 


 

 

hss  -  

horse shit and splinters

 


 

 

hswm  -  

Have Sex With me

 


 

 

ht  -  

Heard Through

 


 

 

htc  -  

hit the cell

 


 

 

htf  -  

how the fuck

 


 

 

htfu  -  

Hurry the fuck up

 


 

 

hth  -  

hope that helps

 


 

 

hthu  -  

Hurry the hell up

 


 

 

htr  -  

hater

 


 

 

http  -  

hyper text transfer protocol

 


 

 

hu  -  

Hey you

 


 

 

hubby  -  

husband

 


 

 

hud  -  

Heads Up Display

 


 

 

huggle  -  

hug and cuddle

 


 

 

hugz  -  

hugs

 


 

 

hun  -  

honey

 


 

 

hv  -  

have

 


 

 

hve  -  

have

 


 

 

hvnt  -  

haven't

 


 

 

hw  -  

homework

 


 

 

hw/hw  -  

help me with homework

 


 

 

hwg  -  

here we go

 


 

 

hwga  -  

here we go again

 


 

 

hwik  -  

how would i know

 


 

 

hwk  -  

homework

 


 

 

hwmbo  -  

he who must be obeyed

 


 

 

hwmnbn  -  

he who must not be named

 


 

 

hwms  -  

hot wild monkey sex

 


 

 

hwu  -  

hey what's up

 


 

 

hwz  -  

how is

 


 

 

hxc  -  

hardcore

 


 

 

hy  -  

hell yeah

 


 

 

hyb  -  

how you been

 


 

 

hyg  -  

here you go

 


 

 

hyk  -  

how you know

 


 

 

i <3 data-blogger-escaped-strong="" data-blogger-escaped-u="">  -  

I love you

 


 

 

i c  -  

i see

 


 

 

i8  -  

alright

 


 

 

i8u  -  

i hate you

 


 

 

i<3 data-blogger-escaped-strong="" data-blogger-escaped-u="">  -  

i love you

 


 

 

i<3u data-blogger-escaped-strong="">  -  

I love you

 


 

 

iab  -  

I Am Bored

 


 

 

iafh  -  

I Am Fucking Hot

 


 

 

iafi  -  

I am from India

 


 

 

iag  -  

it's all good

 


 

 

iah  -  

i am horny

 


 

 

iai  -  

i am interested

 


 

 

ianabs  -  

I am not a brain surgeon

 


 

 

ianacl  -  

I am not a copyright lawyer

 


 

 

ianal  -  

I am not a lawyer

 


 

 

ianalb  -  

I am not a lawyer, but..

 


 

 

ianars  -  

I am not a rocket scientist

 


 

 

ians  -  

I am Not Sure

 


 

 

ianyl  -  

I am not your lawyer

 


 

 

iap  -  

I Am Pissed

 


 

 

iasb  -  

i am so bored

 


 

 

iaspfm  -  

i am sorry please forgive me

 


 

 

iatb  -  

I am the best

 


 

 

iateu  -  

i hate you

 


 

 

iavb  -  

i am very bored

 


 

 

iaw  -  

In Another Window

 


 

 

iawtc  -  

I agree with this comment

 


 

 

iawtp  -  

I agree with this post

 


 

 

iawy  -  

I agree with you

 


 

 

ib  -  

I'm back

 


 

 

ibcd  -  

Idiot between chair & desk

 


 

 

ibs  -  

Internet Bitch Slap

 


 

 

ibt  -  

I'll be there

 


 

 

ibtl  -  

In Before The Lock

 


 

 

ibw  -  

I'll be waiting

 


 

 

ic  -  

I see

 


 

 

icb  -  

I can't believe

 


 

 

icbi  -  

i can't believe it

 


 

 

icbiwoop  -  

I chuckled, but it was out of pity.

 


 

 

icbt  -  

i can't believe that

 


 

 

icbu  -  

I can't believe you

 


 

 

icbyst  -  

i cant believe you said that

 


 

 

iccl  -  

I could care less

 


 

 

icgup  -  

I can give you pleasure

 


 

 

icic  -  

I See. I See

 


 

 

icp  -  

insane clown posse

 


 

 

icr  -  

I can't rememer

 


 

 

icsrg  -  

I can still reach Google

 


 

 

ictrn  -  

I can't talk right now

 


 

 

icty  -  

i can't tell you

 


 

 

icu  -  

i see you

 


 

 

icudk  -  

in case you didn't know

 


 

 

icup  -  

i see you pee

 


 

 

icw  -  

I care why?

 


 

 

icwudt  -  

I see what you did there

 


 

 

icwum  -  

I see what you mean

 


 

 

icydk  -  

in csae you didn't know

 


 

 

icydn  -  

in case you didn't know

 


 

 

icymi  -  

in case you missed it

 


 

 

id10t  -  

idiot

 


 

 

idbtwdsat  -  

I don't believe they would do such a thing

 


 

 

idby  -  

I Don't Believe You

 


 

 

idc  -  

I don't care

 


 

 

iddi  -  

I didn't do it

 


 

 

idec  -  

I don't even care

 


 

 

idek  -  

I don't even know

 


 

 

idfc  -  

i don't fucking care

 


 

 

idfk  -  

i don't fucking know

 


 

 

idfts  -  

I don't fucking think so

 


 

 

idgac  -  

i don't give a crap

 


 

 

idgad  -  

I don't give a damn

 


 

 

idgaf  -  

i don't give a fuck

 


 

 

idgaff  -  

I don't give a flying fuck

 


 

 

idgafs  -  

I don't give a fucking shit

 


 

 

idgara  -  

I don't give a rat's ass

 


 

 

idgas  -  

i don't give a shit

 


 

 

idgi  -  

I don't get it

 


 

 

idjit  -  

idiot

 


 

 

idk  -  

I don't know

 


 

 

idkbibt  -  

I don't know but I've Been Told

 


 

 

idke  -  

I don't know ethier

 


 

 

idkh  -  

I don't know how

 


 

 

idkh2s  -  

i don't know how to spell

 


 

 

idkt  -  

I don't know that

 


 

 

idkw  -  

I don't know why

 


 

 

idkwiwdwu  -  

I don't know what I would do without you

 


 

 

idkwts  -  

I don't know what to say

 


 

 

idkwurta  -  

I don't know what you are talking about.

 


 

 

idkwym  -  

I don't know what you mean

 


 

 

idky  -  

I don't know you

 


 

 

idkyb  -  

i don't know why but

 


 

 

idkymb2  -  

I didn't know yoru mom blogs too

 


 

 

idl  -  

I don't like

 


 

 

idli  -  

I don't like it

 


 

 

idlu  -  

i don't like you

 


 

 

idly  -  

I don't like you

 


 

 

idlyitw  -  

i don't like you in that way

 


 

 

idm  -  

I don't mind

 


 

 

idn  -  

i don't know

 


 

 

idnk  -  

i don't know

 


 

 

idno  -  

i do not know

 


 

 

idntk  -  

i dont need to know

 


 

 

idnwths  -  

i do not want to have sex

 


 

 

idonno  -  

i do not know

 


 

 

idop  -  

it depends on price

 


 

 

idot  -  

idiot

 


 

 

idr  -  

I don't remember

 


 

 

idrc  -  

i don't really care

 


 

 

idrfk  -  

I don't really fucking know

 


 

 

idrgaf  -  

I don't really give a fuck

 


 

 

idrk  -  

i don't really know

 


 

 

idrts  -  

I don't really think so

 


 

 

idsw  -  

i don't see why

 


 

 

idtis  -  

I don't think I should

 


 

 

idtkso  -  

i don't think so

 


 

 

idts  -  

i don't think so

 


 

 

idunno  -  

i do not know

 


 

 

iduwym  -  

I don't understand what you mean.

 


 

 

idw2  -  

I don't want to

 


 

 

idw2n  -  

i don't want to know

 


 

 

idwk  -  

I don't wanna know

 


 

 

idwt  -  

i don't want to

 


 

 

idwtg  -  

I don't want to go

 


 

 

idyat  -  

idiot

 


 

 

iebkac  -  

issue exists between keyboard and chair

 


 

 

ietf  -  

internet engineering task force

 


 

 

iff  -  

if and only if

 


 

 

ifhu  -  

I fucking hate you

 


 

 

ifhy  -  

i fucking hate you

 


 

 

iflu  -  

i fucking love you

 


 

 

ifthtb  -  

i find that hard to belive

 


 

 

ifttt  -  

if this then that

 


 

 

ifwis  -  

I forgot what I said

 


 

 

ig  -  

I guess

 


 

 

ig2g  -  

I got to go

 


 

 

ig5oi  -  

I got 5 on it

 


 

 

igahp  -  

I've got a huge penis

 


 

 

igalboc  -  

I've got a lovely bunch of cocnuts

 


 

 

igg  -  

i gotta go

 


 

 

ight  -  

alright

 


 

 

igkymfa  -  

I'm gonna kick your mother fucking ass

 


 

 

igs  -  

I guess so

 


 

 

igt  -  

I Got This

 


 

 

igtg  -  

i've got to go

 


 

 

igtgt  -  

I got to go tinkle

 


 

 

igtkya  -  

im going to kick your ass

 


 

 

igyb  -  

I Got Your Back

 


 

 

ih  -  

it happens

 


 

 

ih2gp  -  

I have to go pee

 


 

 

ih2p  -  

i'll have to pass

 


 

 

ih8  -  

i hate

 


 

 

ih8mls  -  

I hate my little sister

 


 

 

ih8p  -  

I hate parents

 


 

 

ih8tu  -  

i hate you

 


 

 

ih8u  -  

I hate you

 


 

 

ih8usm  -  

i hate you so much

 


 

 

ih8y  -  

I hate you

 


 

 

ihac  -  

I have a customer

 


 

 

ihat3u  -  

I hate you

 


 

 

ihistr  -  

i hope i spelled that right

 


 

 

ihiwydt  -  

I hate it when you do that

 


 

 

ihml  -  

I hate my life

 


 

 

ihmp  -  

i hate my parents

 


 

 

ihnc  -  

i have no clue

 


 

 

ihnfc  -  

I have no fucking clue

 


 

 

ihni  -  

i have no idea

 


 

 

iht  -  

I heard that

 


 

 

ihtfp  -  

I hate this fucking place

 


 

 

ihtgttbwijd  -  

I have to go to the bathroom, wait I just did.

 


 

 

ihtp  -  

I Have To Poop

 


 

 

ihtsm  -  

i hate this so much

 


 

 

ihtutbr  -  

I have to use the bathroom

 


 

 

ihu  -  

I hate you

 


 

 

ihurg  -  

i hate your guts

 


 

 

ihusb  -  

i hate you so bad

 


 

 

ihusfm  -  

i hate you so fucking much

 


 

 

ihusm  -  

i hate you so much

 


 

 

ihy  -  

i hate you

 


 

 

ihya  -  

i hate you all

 


 

 

ihysm  -  

I hate you so much

 


 

 

ihysmrn  -  

i hate you so much right now

 


 

 

iigh  -  

alright

 


 

 

iight  -  

alright

 


 

 

iiok  -  

is it okay

 


 

 

iirc  -  

if I recall correctly

 


 

 

iistgtbtipi  -  

If It Sounds Too Good To Be True It Probably Is

 


 

 

iit  -  

is it tight

 


 

 

iitywimwybmad  -  

if I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink

 


 

 

iitywybmad  -  

if I tell you, will you buy me a drink?

 


 

 

iiuc  -  

if I understand correctly

 


 

 

iiw2  -  

is it web 2.0?

 


 

 

iiwii  -  

it is what it is

 


 

 

ij  -  

indide joke

 


 

 

ijaf  -  

it's just a fact

 


 

 

ijcomk  -  

i just came on my keyboard

 


 

 

ijdk  -  

I just don't know

 


 

 

ijdl  -  

I just died laughing

 


 

 

ijeomk  -  

I just ejaculated on my keybord

 


 

 

ijf  -  

i just farted

 


 

 

ijgl  -  

I just got laid

 


 

 

ijit  -  

idiot

 


 

 

ijk  -  

I'm Just kidding

 


 

 

ijp  -  

Internet job posting

 


 

 

ijpmp  -  

I just peed my pants

 


 

 

ijpms  -  

I just pissed myself

 


 

 

ijr  -  

i just remembered

 


 

 

ijsabomomcibstg  -  

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico

 


 

 

ik  -  

i know

 


 

 

iki  -  

i know it

 


 

 

ikm  -  

I know man

 


 

 

ikr  -  

I know really

 


 

 

ikt  -  

i knew that

 


 

 

ikwud  -  

I know what you did

 


 

 

ikwum  -  

I know what you meant

 


 

 

ikwyl  -  

I know where you live

 


 

 

ikwym  -  

i know what you mean

 


 

 

ilbbaicnl  -  

I like big butts and I can not lie

 


 

 

ilbcnu  -  

i'll be seeing you

 


 

 

ilcul8r  -  

I'll see you later

 


 

 

ilhsm  -  

i love him/her so much

 


 

 

ili  -  

i love it

 


 

 

ilk2fku  -  

I would like to fuck you

 


 

 

ilml  -  

I Love My Life

 


 

 

ilms  -  

I love my self

 


 

 

ilotibinlirl  -  

I'm laughing on the internet, but I'm not laughing in real life

 


 

 

ilshipmp  -  

I laughed so hard I peed my pants

 


 

 

iltf  -  

i love to fuck

 


 

 

ilu  -  

I love you

 


 

 

ilu2  -  

I love you too

 


 

 

iluaaf  -  

i love you as a friend

 


 

 

ilulafklc  -  

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

 


 

 

ilum  -  

i love you more

 


 

 

ilusfm  -  

I love you so fucking much

 


 

 

ilusm  -  

I love you So much

 


 

 

iluvm  -  

I Love You Very Much

 


 

 

iluvu  -  

i love you

 


 

 

iluvya  -  

i love you

 


 

 

iluwamh  -  

i love you with all my heart

 


 

 

ilvu  -  

i love you

 


 

 

ily  -  

i love you

 


 

 

ily2  -  

i love you too

 


 

 

ily4e  -  

i love you forever

 


 

 

ily4ev  -  

i love you forever

 


 

 

ilyaas  -  

I Love You As A Sister

 


 

 

ilyal  -  

I like you a lot

 


 

 

ilyb  -  

i love you bitch

 


 

 

ilybby  -  

i love you baby

 


 

 

ilybtid  -  

I Love You But Then I Don't

 


 

 

ilyf  -  

I'll Love You Forever

 


 

 

ilygsm  -  

i love you guys so much

 


 

 

ilykthnxbai  -  

i love you k thanks bye

 


 

 

ilyl  -  

i love you loads

 


 

 

ilylab  -  

I love you like a brother

 


 

 

ilylabf  -  

I love you like a best friend

 


 

 

ilylafklc  -  

i love you like a fat kid loves cake

 


 

 

ilylas  -  

i love you like a sister

 


 

 

ilylc  -  

i love you like crazy

 


 

 

ilym  -  

i love you more

 


 

 

ilymtyk  -  

i love you more than you know

 


 

 

ilymtylm  -  

i love you more than you love me

 


 

 

ilysfm  -  

i love you so fucking much

 


 

 

ilysfmb  -  

i love you so fucking much baby

 


 

 

ilysm  -  

i love you so much

 


 

 

ilysmih  -  

i love you so much it hurts

 


 

 

ilysmm  -  

i love you so much more

 


 

 

ilysmydek  -  

I Love You So Much You Don't Even Know

 


 

 

ilysvm  -  

i love you so very much

 


 

 

ilyvm  -  

i love you very much

 


 

 

ilywamh  -  

I love you with all my heart

 


 

 

im  -  

Instant Message

 


 

 

im'd  -  

instant messaged

 


 

 

im26c4u  -  

I am too sexy for you

 


 

 

ima  -  

I am a

 


 

 

imao  -  

in my arrogant opinion

 


 

 

imb  -  

I am back

 


 

 

imcdo  -  

in my conceited dogmatic opinion

 


 

 

imed  -  

instant messaged

 


 

 

imfao  -  

In My Fucking Arrogant Opinion

 


 

 

imfo  -  

in my fucking opinion

 


 

 

imh  -  

I am here

 


 

 

imhbco  -  

In my humble but correct opinion

 


 

 

imhe  -  

in my humble experience

 


 

 

imho  -  

in my humble opinion

 


 

 

imm  -  

instant message me

 


 

 

imma  -  

I'm going to

 


 

 

imnerho  -  

In my not even remotely humble opinion

 


 

 

imnl  -  

I'm not laughing

 


 

 

imnshmfo  -  

In My Not So Humble Mother Fucking Opinion

 


 

 

imnsho  -  

in my not so humble opinion

 


 

 

imo  -  

in my opinion

 


 

 

imoo  -  

in my own opinion

 


 

 

impo  -  

In My Personal Opinion

 


 

 

impov  -  

in my point of view

 


 

 

imsb  -  

i am so bored

 


 

 

imsry  -  

I am sorry

 


 

 

imtaw  -  

it may take a while

 


 

 

imts  -  

I meant to say

 


 

 

imu  -  

i miss you

 


 

 

imusm  -  

I miss you so much

 


 

 

imvho  -  

in my very humble opinion

 


 

 

imwtk  -  

Inquiring minds want to know

 


 

 

imy  -  

I miss you

 


 

 

imy2  -  

i miss you to

 


 

 

imya  -  

i miss you already

 


 

 

imysfm  -  

i miss you so fucking much

 


 

 

in2  -  

into

 


 

 

inb4  -  

in before

 


 

 

inbd  -  

it's no big deal

 


 

 

incld  -  

include

 


 

 

incrse  -  

increase

 


 

 

ind2p  -  

I need to pee

 


 

 

indie  -  

independent

 


 

 

inef  -  

it's not even funny

 


 

 

inet  -  

internet

 


 

 

inh  -  

I need help

 


 

 

inho  -  

in my honest opinion

 


 

 

inhwh  -  

I need homework help

 


 

 

init  -  

isn't it

 


 

 

inmp  -  

it's not my problem

 


 

 

innit  -  

isn't it

 


 

 

ino  -  

I know

 


 

 

instagib  -  

instant kill

 


 

 

instakill  -  

instant kill

 


 

 

intarwebs  -  

internet

 


 

 

intel  -  

intelligence

 


 

 

interweb  -  

internet

 


 

 

intpftpotm  -  

I nominate this post for the post of the month

 


 

 

inttwmf  -  

I am Not Typing This With My Fingers

 


 

 

invu  -  

I envy you

 


 

 

ioh  -  

I'm out of here

 


 

 

iois  -  

Indicators of Interest

 


 

 

iokiya  -  

it's ok if you are

 


 

 

ionno  -  

I don't know

 


 

 

iono  -  

I don't know

 


 

 

iotd  -  

image of the day

 


 

 

iou  -  

i owe you

 


 

 

iow  -  

in other words

 


 

 

ioya  -  

I'd Own Your Ass

 


 

 

ioyk  -  

if only you knew

 


 

 

ip  -  

internet protocol

 


 

 

irc  -  

internet relay chat

 


 

 

irdc  -  

I really don't care

 


 

 

irdgaf  -  

i really don't give a fuck

 


 

 

irdk  -  

I really don't know

 


 

 

irgtgbtw  -  

I've really got to get back to work

 


 

 

irhtgttbr  -  

I really have to go to the bathroom

 


 

 

irhy  -  

i really hate you

 


 

 

irl  -  

in real life

 


 

 

irly  -  

I really love you

 


 

 

irt  -  

in reply to

 


 

 

irtf  -  

I'll return the favor

 


 

 

is2g  -  

i swear to god

 


 

 

isb  -  

I'm so bored.

 


 

 

isbya  -  

im sorry but you asked

 


 

 

isd  -  

internet slang dictionary

 


 

 

ise  -  

internal server error

 


 

 

isfly  -  

i so fucking love you

 


 

 

isg  -  

I speak geek

 


 

 

ishii  -  

i see how it is

 


 

 

isianmtu  -  

I swear I am not making this up

 


 

 

isj  -  

inside joke

 


 

 

iso  -  

In Search Of

 


 

 

isp  -  

internet service provider

 


 

 

iss  -  

im so sorry

 


 

 

istr  -  

I seem to remember

 


 

 

istwfn  -  

I stole this word from noslang.com

 


 

 

iswydt  -  

i see what you did there

 


 

 

ita  -  

I Totally Agree

 


 

 

itb  -  

in the butt

 


 

 

itc  -  

in that case

 


 

 

itd  -  

in the dark

 


 

 

ite  -  

alright

 


 

 

itk  -  

in the know

 


 

 

itn  -  

I think not

 


 

 

itt  -  

in this thread

 


 

 

ityltk  -  

I thought you'd like to know

 


 

 

itz  -  

it's

 


 

 

itzk  -  

it's ok

 


 

 

iucmd  -  

if you catch my drift

 


 

 

iukwim  -  

if you know what i mean

 


 

 

iunno  -  

I don't know

 


 

 

iuno  -  

i dunno

 


 

 

ive  -  

i have

 


 

 

iw2f  -  

i want to fuck

 


 

 

iw2fu  -  

i want to fuck you

 


 

 

iw2mu  -  

I want to meet you

 


 

 

iwaa  -  

It was an accident

 


 

 

iwbrbl@r  -  

I will be right back later

 


 

 

iwc  -  

In Which Case

 


 

 

iwfusb  -  

i wanna fuck you so bad

 


 

 

iwfy  -  

I want to fuck you

 


 

 

iwfybo  -  

i will fuck your brains out

 


 

 

iwg  -  

it was good

 


 

 

iwhi  -  

I would hit it

 


 

 

iwhswu  -  

I want to have sex with you

 


 

 

iwjk  -  

i was just kidding

 


 

 

iwk  -  

I wouldn't know

 


 

 

iwlu4e  -  

I will love you for ever

 


 

 

iwmu  -  

i will miss you

 


 

 

iwmy  -  

i will miss you

 


 

 

iws  -  

i want sex

 


 

 

iwsn  -  

i want sex now

 


 

 

iwsul8r  -  

I will see you later

 


 

 

iwtfu  -  

i want to fuck you

 


 

 

iwtfy  -  

i want to fuck you

 


 

 

iwthswy  -  

i want to have sex with you

 


 

 

iwtly  -  

i want to love you

 


 

 

iwu  -  

i want you

 


 

 

iwuwh  -  

i wish you were here

 


 

 

iwy  -  

i want you

 


 

 

iwyb  -  

I want your body

 


 

 

iwyn  -  

I want you now

 


 

 

iwythmb  -  

i want you to have my baby

 


 

 

iyam  -  

if you ask me

 


 

 

iyc  -  

if you can

 


 

 

iyd  -  

In Your Dreams

 


 

 

iydhantsdsaaa  -  

If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all

 


 

 

iydmma  -  

if you don't mind me asking

 


 

 

iyf  -  

In your face

 


 

 

iyflg  -  

If You're Feeling Less Generous

 


 

 

iygm  -  

if you get me

 


 

 

iykwim  -  

if you know what I mean

 


 

 

iym  -  

I am your man

 


 

 

iyo  -  

in your opinion

 


 

 

iyq  -  

I like you

 


 

 

iyss  -  

if you say so

 


 

 

iyswim  -  

if you see what I mean

 


 

 

iywt  -  

if you want to

 


 

 

iz  -  

is

 


 

 

j-c  -  

just chilling

 


 

 

j/a  -  

Just Asking

 


 

 

j/c  -  

just curious

 


 

 

j/j  -  

just joking

 


 

 

j/k  -  

just kidding

 


 

 

j/o  -  

jackoff

 


 

 

j/p  -  

just playing

 


 

 

j/s  -  

just saying

 


 

 

j/t  -  

just talking

 


 

 

j/w  -  

just wondering

 


 

 

j00  -  

you

 


 

 

j00r  -  

your

 


 

 

j2bs  -  

just to be sure

 


 

 

j2c  -  

just too cute

 


 

 

j2f  -  

just too funny

 


 

 

j2luk  -  

just to let you know

 


 

 

j2lyk  -  

just to let you know

 


 

 

j4f  -  

just for fun

 


 

 

j4g  -  

just for grins

 


 

 

j4l  -  

just for laughs

 


 

 

j4u  -  

just for you

 


 

 

jalaudlm  -  

just as long as you don't leave me

 


 

 

jas  -  

just a second

 


 

 

jb  -  

jailbait

 


 

 

jbu  -  

just between us

 


 

 

jc  -  

just curious

 


 

 

jcam  -  

just checking away message

 


 

 

jcath  -  

Just chilling at the house

 


 

 

jdfi  -  

Just fucking do it

 


 

 

jebus  -  

Jesus

 


 

 

jeomk  -  

Just ejaculated on my keyboard

 


 

 

jf  -  

just fooling

 


 

 

jfc  -  

Jesus fucking Christ

 


 

 

jfdi  -  

Just Fucking Do It!

 


 

 

jff  -  

just for fun

 


 

 

jfg  -  

just for giggles

 


 

 

jfgi  -  

just fucking google it

 


 

 

jfi  -  

just forget it

 


 

 

jfj  -  

jump for joy

 


 

 

jfk  -  

Just fucking kidding

 


 

 

jfl  -  

just for laughs

 


 

 

jflts  -  

just felt like typing something

 


 

 

jfn  -  

just for now

 


 

 

jfo  -  

just fuck off

 


 

 

jfr  -  

Just for reference

 


 

 

jftr  -  

just for the record

 


 

 

jfu  -  

just for you

 


 

 

jfwy  -  

just fucking with you

 


 

 

jg2h  -  

just go to hell

 


 

 

jgiyn  -  

Just google it you noob

 


 

 

jgtfooh  -  

just get the fuck out of here

 


 

 

jh  -  

Just hanging

 


 

 

jhm  -  

just hold me

 


 

 

jho  -  

just hanging out

 


 

 

jic  -  

just in case

 


 

 

jit  -  

just in time

 


 

 

jizz  -  

semen

 


 

 

jj  -  

just joking

 


 

 

jj/k  -  

just joking

 


 

 

jja  -  

just joking around

 


 

 

jk  -  

just kidding

 


 

 

jka  -  

just kidding around

 


 

 

jking  -  

joking

 


 

 

jkl  -  

just kidding loser

 


 

 

jklol  -  

Just Kidding Laughing Out Loud

 


 

 

jkn  -  

joking

 


 

 

jks  -  

jokes

 


 

 

jkz  -  

jokes

 


 

 

jlma  -  

just leave me alone

 


 

 

jlt  -  

just like that

 


 

 

jm  -  

Just Messing

 


 

 

jma  -  

just messing around

 


 

 

jml  -  

just my luck

 


 

 

jmo  -  

just my opinion

 


 

 

jms  -  

just making sure

 


 

 

jom  -  

just one minuite

 


 

 

joo  -  

you

 


 

 

jooc  -  

just out of curiosity

 


 

 

jooce  -  

Juice

 


 

 

joor  -  

your

 


 

 

jp  -  

just playing

 


 

 

js  -  

just saying

 


 

 

jsa  -  

just stop already

 


 

 

jsing  -  

just saying

 


 

 

jst  -  

just

 


 

 

jsuk  -  

just so you know

 


 

 

jsun  -  

Just so you know

 


 

 

jsut  -  

just

 


 

 

jsyk  -  

Just so you know

 


 

 

jsyn  -  

just so you know

 


 

 

jtay  -  

just thinking about you

 


 

 

jtbs  -  

Just To Be Sure

 


 

 

jtc  -  

Join the club

 


 

 

jtfo  -  

joke the fuck out

 


 

 

jtluk  -  

just to let you know

 


 

 

jtlyk  -  

just to let you know

 


 

 

jtoi  -  

just thought of it

 


 

 

jtol  -  

just thinking out loud

 


 

 

jttsiowctw  -  

just testing to see if other websites copy this word

 


 

 

jtty  -  

just to tell you

 


 

 

jtumltk  -  

just thought you might like to know

 


 

 

jtwii  -  

just the way it is.

 


 

 

jtwiw  -  

just the way it was.

 


 

 

jtyltk  -  

just thought you'd like to know

 


 

 

jtysk  -  

just thought you should know

 


 

 

jumping the couch  -  

acting strange

 


 

 

jus  -  

just

 


 

 

juss  -  

just

 


 

 

juz  -  

just

 


 

 

juzt  -  

just

 


 

 

jw  -  

just wondering

 


 

 

jw2k  -  

just wanted to know

 


 

 

jwas  -  

just wait a second

 


 

 

jwtlyk  -  

Just wanted to let you know

 


 

 

jyfihp  -  

jam your finger in her pussy

 


 

 

k  -  

ok

 


 

 

k3wl  -  

cool

 


 

 

ka  -  

Kick Ass

 


 

 

kafn  -  

kill all fucking noobs

 


 

 

kah  -  

kisses and hugs

 


 

 

kaw  -  

kick ass work

 


 

 

kay  -  

okay

 


 

 

kb  -  

KiloBite

 


 

 

kcco  -  

keep calm chive on

 


 

 

kek  -  

laughing out loud

 


 

 

kewel  -  

cool

 


 

 

kewl  -  

cool

 


 

 

kfc  -  

kentucky fried chicken

 


 

 

khitbash  -  

kick her in the box and shove her

 


 

 

khuf  -  

know how you feel

 


 

 

kia  -  

Killed In Action

 


 

 

kib  -  

okay, im back

 


 

 

kic  -  

keep it clean

 


 

 

kicks  -  

sneakers

 


 

 

kig  -  

keep it going

 


 

 

kiled  -  

killed

 


 

 

kinda  -  

kind of

 


 

 

kir  -  

kid in room

 


 

 

kis  -  

keep it simple

 


 

 

kisa  -  

knight in shining armor

 


 

 

kit  -  

keep in touch

 


 

 

kitfo  -  

knock it the fuck off

 


 

 

kitteh  -  

kitten

 


 

 

kiu  -  

Keep it up

 


 

 

kiwf  -  

Kill It With Fire

 


 

 

kk  -  

ok

 


 

 

kkk  -  

ku klux klan

 


 

 

kkthnxbye  -  

okay thanks bye

 


 

 

kky  -  

kinky

 


 

 

kl  -  

cool

 


 

 

km  -  

kiss me

 


 

 

kma  -  

kiss my ass

 


 

 

kmag  -  

kiss my ass goodbye

 


 

 

kmao  -  

kick my ass off

 


 

 

kmb  -  

kiss my butt

 


 

 

kmfa  -  

kiss my fucking ass

 


 

 

kmhba  -  

kiss my hairy big ass

 


 

 

kmn  -  

kill me now

 


 

 

kmp  -  

kill me please

 


 

 

kmsl  -  

killing myself laughing

 


 

 

kmswl  -  

killing myself with laughter

 


 

 

knackered  -  

drunk

 


 

 

knewb  -  

new player

 


 

 

knn  -  

fuck your mother

 


 

 

kno  -  

know

 


 

 

knw  -  

know

 


 

 

ko  -  

knock out

 


 

 

kol  -  

kiss on lips

 


 

 

koo  -  

cool

 


 

 

kool  -  

cool

 


 

 

kos  -  

kid over shoulder

 


 

 

kotc  -  

kiss on the cheek

 


 

 

kotl  -  

kiss on the lips

 


 

 

kotor  -  

Knights of the old republic

 


 

 

kots  -  

keep on talking shit

 


 

 

kpc  -  

keeping parents clueless

 


 

 

ks  -  

kill steal

 


 

 

kss  -  

kiss

 


 

 

kssd  -  

kissed

 


 

 

kt  -  

keep talking

 


 

 

ktc  -  

kill the cat

 


 

 

ktfo  -  

knocked the fuck out

 


 

 

kthanxbi  -  

Okay, thanks. Bye.

 


 

 

kthnxbai  -  

Okay, thanks, bye

 


 

 

kthnxbye  -  

Okay, thanks, bye

 


 

 

kthx  -  

ok, thank you

 


 

 

kthxbai  -  

ok thanks bye!

 


 

 

kthxbi  -  

ok, thank you, goodbye

 


 

 

kthxbye  -  

ok, thank you, goodbye

 


 

 

kthxbye  -  

ok, thank you, goodbye

 


 

 

kthxgb  -  

ok thanks goodbye

 


 

 

kthxmn  -  

Ok Thanks Man

 


 

 

kthz  -  

ok thanks

 


 

 

ktnx  -  

Okay and Thanks

 


 

 

kuhl  -  

cool

 


 

 

kul  -  

cool

 


 

 

kute  -  

cute

 


 

 

kutgw  -  

Keep Up The good Work

 


 

 

kuwl  -  

cool

 


 

 

kwik  -  

quick

 


 

 

kwim  -  

Know What I Mean

 


 

 

kwis  -  

Know what I'm saying?

 


 

 

kwit  -  

quit

 


 

 

kwiz  -  

quiz

 


 

 

kwl  -  

cool

 


 

 

kwtsds  -  

Kiss where the sun don't shine

 


 

 

kyag  -  

Kiss Your Ass Goodbye

 


 

 

kyfag  -  

kiss your fucking ass goodbye

 


 

 

kyfc  -  

keep your fingers crossed

 


 

 

kyko  -  

keep your knickers on

 


 

 

kys  -  

kill yourself

 


 

 

l0lz  -  

laugh out loud

 


 

 

l2  -  

learn to

 


 

 

l2m  -  

listening to music

 


 

 

l2ms  -  

laughing to myself

 


 

 

l2p  -  

learn to play

 


 

 

l2r  -  

Learn to read

 


 

 

l337  -  

elite

 


 

 

l33t  -  

elite

 


 

 

l4m3rz  -  

lamers

 


 

 

l8  -  

late

 


 

 

l84skool  -  

late for school

 


 

 

l8a  -  

later

 


 

 

l8er  -  

later

 


 

 

l8ers  -  

Later

 


 

 

l8r  -  

see you later

 


 

 

l8rs  -  

laters

 


 

 

l8rz  -  

later

 


 

 

l8s  -  

later

 


 

 

l8t  -  

later

 


 

 

l8ta  -  

later

 


 

 

l8ter  -  

later

 


 

 

l8tr  -  

later

 


 

 

l@u  -  

laughing at you

 


 

 

laff  -  

laugh

 


 

 

lafs  -  

love at first sight

 


 

 

lak  -  

love and kisses

 


 

 

lal  -  

laughing a little

 


 

 

lalol  -  

lots and lots of laughs

 


 

 

lam  -  

leave a message

 


 

 

lamf  -  

like a motherfucker

 


 

 

lan  -  

local area network

 


 

 

lappy  -  

Laptop

 


 

 

larp  -  

live action role-play

 


 

 

lasb  -  

Lame Ass Stupid Bitch

 


 

 

lat  -  

laugh at that

 


 

 

lata  -  

later

 


 

 

lates  -  

later

 


 

 

latn  -  

laugh at the newbs

 


 

 

latr  -  

Later

 


 

 

latwttb  -  

laughing all the way to the bank

 


 

 

lau  -  

laugh at you

 


 

 

lawd  -  

lord

 


 

 

lawl  -  

lauging out loud with a southern drawl

 


 

 

lawl'd  -  

laughed out loud

 


 

 

lawled  -  

laughed out loud

 


 

 

lawls  -  

laughing out loud with a southern drawl

 


 

 

lawlz  -  

laughing out loud with a southern drawl

 


 

 

lazer  -  

laser

 


 

 

lazor  -  

laser

 


 

 

lbh  -  

let's be honest

 


 

 

lbnr  -  

laughing but not really

 


 

 

lbo  -  

laughing butt off

 


 

 

lbr  -  

little boy's room

 


 

 

lbvs  -  

laughing but very serious

 


 

 

lcsnpc  -  

low cost small notebook personal computer

 


 

 

ldr  -  

Long-distance relationship

 


 

 

lee7  -  

elite

 


 

 

leet  -  

elite

 


 

 

legit  -  

legitimate

 


 

 

leik  -  

like

 


 

 

leme  -  

let me

 


 

 

lemme  -  

let me

 


 

 

lesbo  -  

lesbian

 


 

 

less than 3  -  

love

 


 

 

less than three  -  

love

 


 

 

lez  -  

Lesbian

 


 

 

lezbean  -  

lesbian

 


 

 

lezbo  -  

lesbian

 


 

 

lezzzie  -  

lesbian

 


 

 

lf  -  

looking for

 


 

 

lf1m  -  

Looking for one more

 


 

 

lf2m  -  

looking for 2 more

 


 

 

lfg  -  

Looking for group

 


 

 

lfl  -  

let's fuck later

 


 

 

lfm  -  

looking for mate

 


 

 

lfnar  -  

laughing for no aparent reason

 


 

 

lfp  -  

looking for pussy

 


 

 

lfr  -  

Laughing for real

 


 

 

lgb  -  

lesbian/gay/bisexual

 


 

 

lgbnaf  -  

lets get butt naked and fuck

 


 

 

lgbtq  -  

Lesbien, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer.

 


 

 

lgf  -  

little green footballs

 


 

 

lggd  -  

let's go get drunk

 


 

 

lgn  -  

link goes nowhere

 


 

 

lgo  -  

life goes on

 


 

 

lgot  -  

let's go out tonight

 


 

 

lgr  -  

little girls room

 


 

 

lgs  -  

let's go shopping!

 


 

 

lhao  -  

laughing her ass off

 


 

 

lhs  -  

lets have sex

 


 

 

lhsrn  -  

let's have sex right now

 


 

 

lic  -  

like i care

 


 

 

liec  -  

like i even care

 


 

 

liek  -  

like

 


 

 

liekz  -  

likes

 


 

 

lifo  -  

last in first out

 


 

 

ligaff  -  

like I give a flying fuck

 


 

 

ligafs  -  

like I give a flying shit

 


 

 

ligas  -  

like I give a shit

 


 

 

lih  -  

Laugh in head

 


 

 

liita  -  

love is in the air

 


 

 

lik  -  

like

 


 

 

lil  -  

little

 


 

 

lim  -  

Like it Matters

 


 

 

limh  -  

laugh in my head

 


 

 

liol  -  

laugh insanely out loud

 


 

 

lirl  -  

laughing in real life

 


 

 

liu  -  

Look It Up

 


 

 

liv  -  

live

 


 

 

liyf  -  

laughing in your face

 


 

 

lj  -  

live journal

 


 

 

lk  -  

like

 


 

 

lke  -  

like

 


 

 

llab  -  

Laughing like a bitch.

 


 

 

llap  -  

live long and prosper

 


 

 

llc  -  

laughing like crazy

 


 

 

llf  -  

laugh like fuck

 


 

 

llol  -  

literally laughing out loud

 


 

 

lltnt  -  

live like theres no tomorrow

 


 

 

lm4aq  -  

Let's meet for a quickie.

 


 

 

lma  -  

leave me alone

 


 

 

lmamf  -  

leave me alone mother fucker

 


 

 

lmao  -  

laughing my ass off

 


 

 

lmaol  -  

laughing my ass out loud

 


 

 

lmaomtoaoa  -  

Laugh my ass off many times over and over again

 


 

 

lmaonade  -  

laughing my ass off

 


 

 

lmaool  -  

laughing my ass off out loud

 


 

 

lmaootf  -  

Laughing my ass off on the floor

 


 

 

lmaorof  -  

Laughing my Ass off Rolling on the floor

 


 

 

lmaorotf  -  

laughing my ass off rolling on the floor

 


 

 

lmaowrotf  -  

Laughing my ass of while rolling on the floor

 


 

 

lmaowtntpm  -  

laughing my ass off whilst trying not to piss myself

 


 

 

lmaoxh  -  

laughing my ass off extremely hard

 


 

 

lmap  -  

leave me alone please

 


 

 

lmb  -  

lick my balls

 


 

 

lmbao  -  

laughing my black ass off

 


 

 

lmbfwao  -  

laughing my big fat white ass off

 


 

 

lmbo  -  

laughing my butt off

 


 

 

lmcao  -  

laughing my crazy ass off

 


 

 

lmclao  -  

laughing my cute little ass off

 


 

 

lmd  -  

Lick My Dick

 


 

 

lmfao  -  

laughing my fucking ass off

 


 

 

lmfbo  -  

laugh my fucking butt off

 


 

 

lmffao  -  

laughing my fucking fat ass off

 


 

 

lmffo  -  

Laughing my fucking face off

 


 

 

lmfho  -  

laughing my fucking head off

 


 

 

lmfo  -  

laughing my face off

 


 

 

lmfpo  -  

laughing my fucking pussy off

 


 

 

lmfr  -  

Lets Meet For Real

 


 

 

lmfto  -  

laughing my fuckin tits off

 


 

 

lmg  -  

let me guess

 


 

 

lmgdao  -  

Laughing My God Damn Ass Off

 


 

 

lmgtfy  -  

Let me Google that for you

 


 

 

lmhao  -  

laughing my hairy ass off

 


 

 

lmho  -  

laughing my heiny off

 


 

 

lmip  -  

LETS MEET IN PERSON

 


 

 

lmirl  -  

Let's meet in real life

 


 

 

lmk  -  

let me know

 


 

 

lmks  -  

Let Me Know Soon

 


 

 

lmkwut  -  

let me know what you think

 


 

 

lml  -  

love my life

 


 

 

lmmfao  -  

laughing my mother fucking ass off

 


 

 

lmmfaos  -  

laughing my mother fucking ass off silly

 


 

 

lmmfas  -  

laugh my mother fuckin ass off

 


 

 

lmmffao  -  

laughing my mother fucking fat ass off

 


 

 

lmo  -  

Leave Me One

 


 

 

lmoao  -  

Laughing my Other Ass Off

 


 

 

lmp  -  

lick my pussy

 


 

 

lmpo  -  

laughing my panties off

 


 

 

lms  -  

leave me some

 


 

 

lmsao  -  

laughing my sexy ass off

 


 

 

lmso  -  

laughing my socks off

 


 

 

lmtd  -  

limited

 


 

 

lmtfa  -  

leave me the fuck alone

 


 

 

lmto  -  

laughing my tits off

 


 

 

lmtus  -  

let me tell you something

 


 

 

lmty  -  

laughing more than you

 


 

 

lmvo  -  

laugh my vagina off

 


 

 

ln  -  

last name

 


 

 

lnk  -  

Link

 


 

 

lobfl  -  

Laugh Out Bloody Fucking Loud

 


 

 

lof  -  

Laughing on floor

 


 

 

lofi  -  

uncool

 


 

 

lofl  -  

laugh out fucking loud

 


 

 

loflmao  -  

laying on floor laughing my ass off

 


 

 

loi  -  

laughing on the inside

 


 

 

lol  -  

laughing out loud

 


 

 

lol'd  -  

laughed out loud

 


 

 

lol2u  -  

Laugh out loud to you

 


 

 

lol@u  -  

Laugh out loud at you

 


 

 

lolarotf  -  

laughing out loud and rolling on the floor

 


 

 

lolaw  -  

laugh out loud at work

 


 

 

lolcano  -  

laugh out loud

 


 

 

lolci  -  

laughing out loud, crying inside

 


 

 

lolcity  -  

the whole city laughs out loud

 


 

 

lold  -  

laughed out loud

 


 

 

lolees  -  

laugh out loud

 


 

 

lolerz  -  

laugh out loud

 


 

 

lolf  -  

lots of love forever

 


 

 

lolin  -  

laughing out loud

 


 

 

lolio  -  

laugh out loud I own

 


 

 

lollam  -  

Laughing Out Loud Like A Maniac

 


 

 

lollercaust  -  

an extreme event of hilarity

 


 

 

lollercoaster  -  

laugh out loud (a lot)

 


 

 

lollerskates  -  

laughing out loud

 


 

 

lolm  -  

laugh out loud man

 


 

 

loln  -  

laught out loud... not

 


 

 

lolngs  -  

laghing out loud never gonna stop

 


 

 

lolocost  -  

laugh out loud

 


 

 

lolol  -  

saying "lol" out loud

 


 

 

lololz  -  

laugh out loud

 


 

 

lolpimp  -  

Laughing out loud peeing in my pants

 


 

 

lolq  -  

laugh out loud quietly

 


 

 

lolrof  -  

Laughing out loud while rolling on the floor.

 


 

 

lolrotf  -  

laughing out loud rolling on the floor

 


 

 

lols  -  

laugh out loud

 


 

 

lolwtime  -  

laughing out loud with tears in my eyes

 


 

 

lolz  -  

laugh out loud

 


 

 

lomg  -  

like oh my god

 


 

 

loml  -  

love of my life

 


 

 

lomy  -  

love of my life

 


 

 

loomm  -  

laughing out of my mind

 


 

 

lorl  -  

laugh out real loud

 


 

 

lorrl  -  

laugh out really really loud

 


 

 

lotf  -  

laughing on the floor

 


 

 

loti  -  

laughing on the inside

 


 

 

lotr  -  

lord of the rings

 


 

 

lov  -  

love

 


 

 

lovu  -  

love you

 


 

 

loxen  -  

laughing out loud

 


 

 

loxxen  -  

laughing out loud

 


 

 

lozer  -  

loser

 


 

 

lpb  -  

low ping bastard

 


 

 

lpiaw  -  

Large Penis is always welcome

 


 

 

lpms  -  

life pretty much sucks

 


 

 

lq  -  

Laughing Quietly

 


 

 

lq2m  -  

laughing quietly to myself

 


 

 

lqtm  -  

Laugh quietly to myself

 


 

 

lqtms  -  

Laughing quietly to myself

 


 

 

lqts  -  

laughing quietly to self

 


 

 

lrfl  -  

Laughing really fucking loud

 


 

 

lrh  -  

laughing really hard

 


 

 

lrqtms  -  

laughing really quietly to myself

 


 

 

lrt  -  

last retweet

 


 

 

lsfw  -  

Less Safe For Work

 


 

 

lshic  -  

laughing so hard i'm crying

 


 

 

lshid  -  

laugh so hard i die

 


 

 

lshipmp  -  

Laughing so Hard I Piss My Pants

 


 

 

lshismp  -  

laughed so hard I shit my pants

 


 

 

lshiwms  -  

laughing so hard I wet myself

 


 

 

lshmson  -  

laughing so hard milk shot out nose

 


 

 

lshrn  -  

laughing so hard right now

 


 

 

lsmih  -  

laughing so much it hurts

 


 

 

lsr  -  

loser

 


 

 

lsudi  -  

Lets see you do it

 


 

 

lt  -  

long time

 


 

 

ltb  -  

looking to buy

 


 

 

lthtt  -  

laughing too hard to type

 


 

 

ltip  -  

laughting until I puke

 


 

 

ltm  -  

listen to me

 


 

 

ltmq  -  

Laugh To Myself Quietly

 


 

 

ltms  -  

Laughing to my self

 


 

 

ltnc  -  

Long time no see

 


 

 

ltns  -  

long time no see

 


 

 

ltnsoh  -  

Long time, no see or hear

 


 

 

ltnt  -  

long time no talk

 


 

 

ltp  -  

Lay the pipe

 


 

 

ltr  -  

later

 


 

 

lttpot  -  

laughing to the point of tears

 


 

 

ltw  -  

Lead The Way

 


 

 

ltywl  -  

love the way you lie

 


 

 

lu2  -  

love you too

 


 

 

lu2d  -  

love you to death

 


 

 

lu4l  -  

love you for life

 


 

 

lub  -  

laugh under breath

 


 

 

luf  -  

love

 


 

 

luff  -  

Love

 


 

 

lug  -  

lesbian until graduation

 


 

 

luk  -  

look

 


 

 

lukin  -  

looking

 


 

 

lul  -  

love you lots

 


 

 

lulab  -  

Love you like a brother

 


 

 

lulas  -  

Love You Like a Sister

 


 

 

lulz  -  

Laughing out loud.

 


 

 

lurker  -  

one who reads but doesn't reply

 


 

 

lurve  -  

love

 


 

 

luser  -  

user who is a loser

 


 

 

lusm  -  

love you so much

 


 

 

luv  -  

love

 


 

 

luver  -  

lover

 


 

 

luvuvm  -  

love you very much

 


 

 

luvv  -  

love

 


 

 

luzar  -  

Loser

 


 

 

lv  -  

love

 


 

 

lve  -  

Love

 


 

 

lvl  -  

level

 


 

 

lvn  -  

loving

 


 

 

lvr  -  

lover

 


 

 

lvya  -  

love you

 


 

 

lwih  -  

look what I have

 


 

 

lwn  -  

last week's news

 


 

 

ly  -  

love you

 


 

 

ly2  -  

love you to

 


 

 

lya  -  

love you always

 


 

 

lyaab  -  

Love you as a brother

 


 

 

lyaaf  -  

Love you as a friend

 


 

 

lyao  -  

laugh your ass off

 


 

 

lybo  -  

laugh your butt off

 


 

 

lyf  -  

life

 


 

 

lyfao  -  

laughing your fucking ass off

 


 

 

lyfe  -  

life

 


 

 

lyk  -  

like

 


 

 

lyk3  -  

like

 


 

 

lyke  -  

like

 


 

 

lyl  -  

love you lots

 


 

 

lylab  -  

love you like a brother

 


 

 

lylaba  -  

love you like a brother always

 


 

 

lylad  -  

love you like a dad

 


 

 

lylafklc  -  

love you like a fat kid loves cake

 


 

 

lylam  -  

love you like a mom

 


 

 

lylas  -  

I love you like a sister

 


 

 

lylasa  -  

love you like a sister always

 


 

 

lylno  -  

Love you like no other

 


 

 

lyls  -  

love you lots

 


 

 

lymi  -  

love you mean it

 


 

 

lysfm  -  

love you so fucking much

 


 

 

lysm  -  

love you so much

 


 

 

lyt  -  

love you too

 


 

 

lyvm  -  

love you very much

 


 

 

lzer  -  

laser

 


 

 

lzr  -  

loser

 


 

 

m  -  

am

 


 

 

m$  -  

Microsoft

 


 

 

m$wxp  -  

Microsoft Windows XP

 


 

 

m&d  -  

mom and dad

 


 

 

m'kay  -  

okay

 


 

 

m.i.a  -  

Missing In Action

 


 

 

m.o  -  

makeout

 


 

 

m/b  -  

maybe

 


 

 

m/f  -  

male or female

 


 

 

m2  -  

me too

 


 

 

m3  -  

me

 


 

 

m473s  -  

friends

 


 

 

m473z  -  

friends

 


 

 

m4f  -  

male for female

 


 

 

m4m  -  

male for male

 


 

 

m8  -  

friend

 


 

 

m84l  -  

mate for life

 


 

 

m8s  -  

mates

 


 

 

m8t  -  

mate

 


 

 

m8t's  -  

friends

 


 

 

m9  -  

mine

 


 

 

mabby  -  

maybe

 


 

 

mabe  -  

Maybe

 


 

 

mah  -  

my

 


 

 

mai  -  

my

 


 

 

mao  -  

my ass off

 


 

 

marvy  -  

marvelous

 


 

 

masterb8  -  

masterbate

 


 

 

mastrb8  -  

masturbate.

 


 

 

mayb  -  

maybe

 


 

 

mayte  -  

mate

 


 

 

mb  -  

my bad

 


 

 

mbf  -  

my best friend

 


 

 

mbfal  -  

my best friend and lover

 


 

 

mbhsm  -  

My Boobs Hurt So Much

 


 

 

mbl8r  -  

Maybe Later

 


 

 

mcds  -  

mcdonalds

 


 

 

mcs  -  

My computer sucks

 


 

 

mcse  -  

Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer

 


 

 

me2  -  

me too

 


 

 

meatcurtain  -  

woman's private parts

 


 

 

meatspace  -  

the real world

 


 

 

meeh  -  

me

 


 

 

mego  -  

my eyes glaze over

 


 

 

meh  -  

whatever

 


 

 

messg  -  

message

 


 

 

mf  -  

motherfucker

 


 

 

mf2f4sx  -  

meet face to face for sex

 


 

 

mfa  -  

mother fucking asshole

 


 

 

mfah  -  

motherfucking asshole

 


 

 

mfao  -  

my fucking ass off

 


 

 

mfb  -  

mother fucking bitch

 


 

 

mfg  -  

merge from current

 


 

 

mfkr  -  

motherfucker

 


 

 

mflfs  -  

married female looking for sex

 


 

 

mfr  -  

motherfucker

 


 

 

mfw  -  

my face when

 


 

 

mgiwjsdchmw  -  

my girlfriend is watching jeff so don't call her my wife

 


 

 

mhh  -  

my head hurts

 


 

 

mhm  -  

Yes

 


 

 

mho  -  

My Humble Opinion

 


 

 

mia  -  

Missing In Action

 


 

 

mic  -  

microphone

 


 

 

miid  -  

my internet is down

 


 

 

milf  -  

Mom i'd like to fuck

 


 

 

miltf  -  

Mom I'd like to fuck

 


 

 

min  -  

minute

 


 

 

mins  -  

minutes

 


 

 

miq  -  

make it quick

 


 

 

mir  -  

mom in room

 


 

 

mirl  -  

meet in real life

 


 

 

misc.  -  

miscellaneous

 


 

 

miself  -  

myself

 


 

 

mite  -  

might

 


 

 

miw  -  

mom is watching

 


 

 

miwnlf  -  

mom I would not like to fuck.

 


 

 

mk  -  

mmm....ok

 


 

 

mkay  -  

ok

 


 

 

mlc  -  

mid life crisis

 


 

 

mle  -  

emily

 


 

 

mlia  -  

my life is amazing

 


 

 

mlod  -  

mega laugh out loud of doom

 


 

 

mlp  -  

my little pony

 


 

 

mmamp  -  

Meet me at my place

 


 

 

mmas  -  

meet me after school

 


 

 

mmatc  -  

meet me around the corner

 


 

 

mmatp  -  

meet me at the park

 


 

 

mmbocmb  -  

message me back or comment me back

 


 

 

mmd  -  

make my day

 


 

 

mmiw  -  

my mom is watching

 


 

 

mmk  -  

umm, ok

 


 

 

mml  -  

making me laugh

 


 

 

mml8r  -  

meet me later

 


 

 

mmlfs  -  

married man looking for sex

 


 

 

mmmkay  -  

okay

 


 

 

mmo  -  

Massive Multiplayer Online

 


 

 

mmt  -  

meet me there

 


 

 

mmtyh  -  

My mom thinks you're hot

 


 

 

mmw  -  

making me wet

 


 

 

mngmt  -  

management

 


 

 

mngr  -  

manager

 


 

 

mnm  -  

eminem

 


 

 

mnt  -  

More next time

 


 

 

mobo  -  

motherboard

 


 

 

mof  -  

matter of fact

 


 

 

mofo  -  

mother fucker

 


 

 

moh  -  

Medal Of Honor

 


 

 

mohaa  -  

Medal of Honor Allied Assult

 


 

 

mol  -  

more or less

 


 

 

mompl  -  

moment please

 


 

 

moobs  -  

man boobs

 


 

 

mor  -  

more

 


 

 

morf  -  

male or female

 


 

 

moro  -  

tomorrow

 


 

 

mos  -  

mom over shoulder

 


 

 

moss  -  

member of same sex

 


 

 

motarded  -  

more retarded

 


 

 

motd  -  

message of the day

 


 

 

motos  -  

member of the opposite sex

 


 

 

mpaw  -  

my parents are watching

 


 

 

mpbis  -  

most popular boy in school

 


 

 

mpd  -  

Multiple Personality Disorder

 


 

 

mpgis  -  

most popular girl in school

 


 

 

mph  -  

miles per hour

 


 

 

mpih  -  

my penis is hard

 


 

 

mpty  -  

more power to you

 


 

 

mrau  -  

message received and understood

 


 

 

msf  -  

male seeking female

 


 

 

msg  -  

message

 


 

 

msgs  -  

messages

 


 

 

msh  -  

Me so horny

 


 

 

msibo  -  

my side is busting open

 


 

 

msie  -  

microsoft's internet explorer

 


 

 

msm  -  

main stream media

 


 

 

msmd  -  

monkey see - monkey do

 


 

 

msngr  -  

messenger

 


 

 

mssg  -  

message

 


 

 

msv  -  

Microsoft Vista

 


 

 

mtc  -  

more to come

 


 

 

mtf  -  

More to Follow

 


 

 

mtfbwu  -  

may the force be with you

 


 

 

mtfbwy  -  

May the Force be with you

 


 

 

mtg  -  

Meeting

 


 

 

mtherfker  -  

mother fucker

 


 

 

mthrfkr  -  

mother fucker

 


 

 

mtl  -  

more than likely

 


 

 

mtr  -  

matter

 


 

 

mtrfkr  -  

motherfucker

 


 

 

mty  -  

empty

 


 

 

mu  -  

miss you

 


 

 

mudda  -  

mother

 


 

 

mul  -  

miss you lots

 


 

 

musiq  -  

music

 


 

 

musm  -  

Miss You So Much

 


 

 

mutha  -  

mother

 


 

 

muve  -  

multi-user virtual environment

 


 

 

muvva  -  

mother

 


 

 

muzik  -  

music

 


 

 

mw2  -  

modern warfare 2

 


 

 

mw3  -  

Modern Warfare 3

 


 

 

mwah  -  

kiss

 


 

 

mwf  -  

Married White Female

 


 

 

mwsmirl  -  

maybe we should meet in real life

 


 

 

myaly  -  

miss you and love you

 


 

 

myfb  -  

mind your fucking business

 


 

 

myke  -  

man-dyke

 


 

 

myn  -  

mine

 


 

 

myob  -  

mind your own business

 


 

 

myodb  -  

mind your own damn business

 


 

 

myofb  -  

mind your own fucking business

 


 

 

mypl  -  

my young padawan learner

 


 

 

mysm  -  

Miss you so much

 


 

 

myspce  -  

myspace

 


 

 

mmorpg  -  

massively multiplayer online role playing game

 


 

 

n  -  

and

 


 

 

n e  -  

any

 


 

 

n/a  -  

not applicable

 


 

 

n/a/s/l  -  

name, age, sex location

 


 

 

n/c  -  

no comment

 


 

 

n/m  -  

nevermind

 


 

 

n/n  -  

nickname

 


 

 

n/o  -  

no offense

 


 

 

n/t  -  

no text

 


 

 

n00b  -  

newbie

 


 

 

n00bs  -  

newbies

 


 

 

n00dz  -  

nudes

 


 

 

n00s  -  

news

 


 

 

n1  -  

nice one

 


 

 

n199312  -  

african american

 


 

 

n1994  -  

african american

 


 

 

n2  -  

into

 


 

 

n2b  -  

not too bad

 


 

 

n2bb  -  

nice to be back

 


 

 

n2br  -  

not to be rude

 


 

 

n2g  -  

Not too good

 


 

 

n2m  -  

not too much

 


 

 

n2mh  -  

not too much here

 


 

 

n2mhbu  -  

not too much how about you?

 


 

 

n2mhjc  -  

not too much here just chillin

 


 

 

n2mu  -  

not too much, you?

 


 

 

n2n  -  

need to know

 


 

 

n2p  -  

need to pee

 


 

 

n64  -  

Nintendo 64

 


 

 

n8v  -  

native

 


 

 

na  -  

not applicable

 


 

 

na4w  -  

not appropriate for work

 


 

 

naa  -  

not at all

 


 

 

nade  -  

grenade

 


 

 

nafc  -  

Not Appropriate for Children

 


 

 

nafkam  -  

Not Away From Keyboard Any More

 


 

 

naft  -  

Not A Fucking Thing

 


 

 

nafta  -  

North American Free Trade Agreement

 


 

 

nah  -  

no

 


 

 

namh  -  

not at my house

 


 

 

nao  -  

Not As Often

 


 

 

natch  -  

naturally

 


 

 

natm  -  

not at the minute

 


 

 

naw  -  

no

 


 

 

naw-t  -  

Naughty

 


 

 

nawidt  -  

never again will i do that

 


 

 

nawt  -  

not

 


 

 

naww  -  

no

 


 

 

nayl  -  

in a while

 


 

 

nb  -  

not bad

 


 

 

nb,p  -  

nothing bad, parents

 


 

 

nba  -  

national basketball association

 


 

 

nbd  -  

no big deal

 


 

 

nbdy  -  

nobody

 


 

 

nc  -  

not cool

 


 

 

ncaa  -  

National Collegiate Athletic Association

 


 

 

ncs  -  

no crap sherlock

 


 

 

nd  -  

and

 


 

 

ndit  -  

No details in thread

 


 

 

ndn  -  

indian

 


 

 

nds  -  

Nintendo DS

 


 

 

ne  -  

any

 


 

 

ne1  -  

anyone

 


 

 

neday  -  

any day

 


 

 

nedn  -  

any day now

 


 

 

nefing  -  

anything

 


 

 

neida  -  

any idea

 


 

 

nekkid  -  

naked

 


 

 

nemore  -  

Anymore

 


 

 

nes  -  

Nintendo Entertainment System

 


 

 

nethin  -  

anything

 


 

 

nething  -  

anything

 


 

 

neva  -  

never

 


 

 

nevah  -  

never

 


 

 

nevar  -  

Never

 


 

 

nevarz  -  

never

 


 

 

nevm  -  

never mind

 


 

 

nevr  -  

never

 


 

 

newais  -  

Anyways

 


 

 

neway  -  

anyway

 


 

 

neways  -  

anyways

 


 

 

newayz  -  

anyways

 


 

 

newb  -  

someone who is new

 


 

 

newbie  -  

new player

 


 

 

newez  -  

anyways

 


 

 

nf  -  

not funny

 


 

 

nfbsk  -  

not for british school kids

 


 

 

nfc  -  

no fucking clue

 


 

 

nfd  -  

no fucking deal

 


 

 

nff  -  

not fucking fair

 


 

 

nfi  -  

no fucking idea

 


 

 

nfr  -  

not for real

 


 

 

nfs  -  

not for sale

 


 

 

nft  -  

no further text

 


 

 

nfw  -  

no fucking way

 


 

 

ng  -  

nice game

 


 

 

ngaf  -  

nobody gives a fuck

 


 

 

ngl  -  

Not Gonna Lie

 


 

 

nh  -  

nice hand

 


 

 

nhatm  -  

not here at the moment

 


 

 

ni  -  

no idea

 


 

 

ni994  -  

nigga

 


 

 

nib  -  

new in box

 


 

 

nic  -  

Network Interface Card

 


 

 

nif  -  

non internet friend

 


 

 

nifoc  -  

naked in front of computer

 


 

 

nifok  -  

naked in front of keyboard

 


 

 

nigysob  -  

now I've got you son of a bitch

 


 

 

nimby  -  

not in my backyard

 


 

 

nin  -  

no its not

 


 

 

nip  -  

nothing in particular

 


 

 

nips  -  

nipples

 


 

 

nite  -  

night

 


 

 

nizzle  -  

nigger

 


 

 

nj  -  

Nice job

 


 

 

njoy  -  

enjoy

 


 

 

njp  -  

nice job partner

 


 

 

nk  -  

no kidding

 


 

 

nkt  -  

never knew that

 


 

 

nld  -  

nice lay down

 


 

 

nm  -  

not much

 


 

 

nm u  -  

not much, you

 


 

 

nmbr  -  

number

 


 

 

nme  -  

enemy

 


 

 

nmf  -  

not my fault

 


 

 

nmfp  -  

not my fucking problem

 


 

 

nmh  -  

not much here

 


 

 

nmhau  -  

nothing much how about you

 


 

 

nmhm  -  

nothing much here, man

 


 

 

nmhu  -  

nothing much here, you?

 


 

 

nmhwby  -  

nothing much here what about you

 


 

 

nmjb  -  

nothing much just bored

 


 

 

nmjc  -  

not much, just chillin'

 


 

 

nmjch  -  

Nothing Much Just Chilling

 


 

 

nmjcu  -  

nothing much, just chilling, you?

 


 

 

nmjdhw  -  

nothing much just doing homework

 


 

 

nmjfa  -  

nothing much, just fucking around

 


 

 

nmnhnlm  -  

no money, no honey, nobody loves me

 


 

 

nmp  -  

Not My Problem

 


 

 

nmu  -  

nothing much, you

 


 

 

nmw  -  

no matter what

 


 

 

nmwh  -  

no matter what happens

 


 

 

nn  -  

good night

 


 

 

nn2r  -  

no need to respond

 


 

 

nnaa  -  

no not at all

 


 

 

nnfaa  -  

no need for an apology

 


 

 

nnr  -  

no not really

 


 

 

nntr  -  

no need to reply

 


 

 

nntst  -  

no need to say thanks

 


 

 

no pro  -  

no problem

 


 

 

no1  -  

no one

 


 

 

noaa  -  

National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

 


 

 

noc  -  

naked on camera

 


 

 

noe  -  

know

 


 

 

noes  -  

no

 


 

 

nofi  -  

No Flame Intended

 


 

 

nolm  -  

No one loves me

 


 

 

nomw  -  

not on my watch

 


 

 

noob  -  

someone who is new

 


 

 

noobie  -  

new person

 


 

 

nooblet  -  

new player

 


 

 

noobz0r  -  

newbie

 


 

 

noodz  -  

nude pictures

 


 

 

nookie  -  

sex

 


 

 

nop  -  

normal operating procedure

 


 

 

norwich  -  

knickers off ready when I come home

 


 

 

notin  -  

nothing

 


 

 

noty  -  

no thank you

 


 

 

noub  -  

none of your business

 


 

 

nowai  -  

No way

 


 

 

nowin  -  

knowing

 


 

 

noyb  -  

none of your business

 


 

 

noygdb  -  

none of your god damn business

 


 

 

np  -  

no problem

 


 

 

np4np  -  

naked pic for naked pic

 


 

 

npa  -  

not paying attention

 


 

 

npc  -  

Non-playable character

 


 

 

npe  -  

nope

 


 

 

npgf  -  

no problem girl friend

 


 

 

nph  -  

no problem here

 


 

 

npi  -  

no pun intended

 


 

 

npnt  -  

no picture, no talk

 


 

 

nps  -  

No Problems

 


 

 

nq  -  

Thank you

 


 

 

nr  -  

no reserve

 


 

 

nr4u  -  

not right for you

 


 

 

nrg  -  

energy

 


 

 

nrn  -  

No Response Necessary

 


 

 

ns  -  

nice

 


 

 

nsa  -  

No Strings Attached

 


 

 

nsas  -  

No Strings Attached Sex

 


 

 

nsfmf  -  

not so fast my friend

 


 

 

nsfu  -  

no sex for you

 


 

 

nsfw  -  

not safe for work

 


 

 

nss  -  

no shit sherlock

 


 

 

nst  -  

no school today

 


 

 

nstaafl  -  

No Such Thing As a Free Lunch

 


 

 

nt  -  

nice try

 


 

 

ntb  -  

not to bad

 


 

 

ntbn  -  

no text-back needed

 


 

 

nthg  -  

nothing

 


 

 

nthin  -  

nothing

 


 

 

nthn  -  

nothing

 


 

 

ntigaf  -  

not that i give a fuck

 


 

 

ntk  -  

Need to know

 


 

 

ntkb  -  

need to know basis

 


 

 

ntm  -  

not to much

 


 

 

ntmk  -  

Not to my knowledge

 


 

 

ntmu  -  

nice to meet you

 


 

 

ntmy  -  

nice to meet you

 


 

 

ntn  -  

nothing

 


 

 

ntrly  -  

Not Really

 


 

 

nts  -  

note to self

 


 

 

ntstt  -  

not safe to talk

 


 

 

ntt  -  

need to talk

 


 

 

ntta  -  

nothing to talk about

 


 

 

nttawwt  -  

Not that there is anything wrong with that

 


 

 

nttiawwt  -  

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 


 

 

ntty  -  

nice talking to you

 


 

 

ntw  -  

not to worry

 


 

 

ntxt  -  

no text

 


 

 

nty  -  

no thank you

 


 

 

nu  -  

new

 


 

 

nub  -  

inexperienced person

 


 

 

nuff  -  

enough

 


 

 

nuffin  -  

nothing

 


 

 

nufin  -  

nothing

 


 

 

nutin  -  

nothing

 


 

 

nuttin  -  

nothing

 


 

 

nv  -  

envy

 


 

 

nvm  -  

never mind

 


 

 

nvmd  -  

nevermind

 


 

 

nvmdt  -  

never mind then

 


 

 

nvmt  -  

nevermind that

 


 

 

nvr  -  

never

 


 

 

nvrm  -  

Nevermind

 


 

 

nvrmnd  -  

never mind

 


 

 

nw  -  

no way

 


 

 

nwb  -  

a new person

 


 

 

nwih  -  

no way in hell

 


 

 

nwrus  -  

no way are your serious

 


 

 

nws  -  

not work safe

 


 

 

nwtf  -  

now what the fuck

 


 

 

nwy  -  

no way

 


 

 

nxt  -  

next

 


 

 

ny1  -  

Anyone

 


 

 

nyc  -  

New York City

 


 

 

nyf  -  

not your fault

 


 

 

nyp  -  

not your problem

 


 

 

nywy  -  

anyway

 


 

 

o  -  

Oh

 


 

 

o rly  -  

oh really

 


 

 

o&o  -  

over and out

 


 

 

o.p.  -  

Original Poster

 


 

 

o/y  -  

oh yeah

 


 

 

oaoa  -  

over and over again

 


 

 

oar  -  

on a roll

 


 

 

oaw  -  

on a website

 


 

 

obgjfioyo  -  

old but good job finding it on your own

 


 

 

obj  -  

Object

 


 

 

obl  -  

osama bin laden

 


 

 

obo  -  

or best offer

 


 

 

obtw  -  

oh, by the way

 


 

 

obv  -  

obviously

 


 

 

obvi  -  

obviously

 


 

 

occ  -  

Occupation

 


 

 

ocd  -  

obsessive compulsive disorder

 


 

 

ocgg  -  

Oh Crap, gotta go

 


 

 

od  -  

over dose

 


 

 

oday  -  

software illegally obtained before it was released

 


 

 

odg  -  

oh dear God

 


 

 

odtaa  -  

one damn thing after another

 


 

 

oe  -  

or else

 


 

 

oed  -  

oxford english dictionary

 


 

 

of10  -  

often

 


 

 

ofc  -  

of course

 


 

 

ofcol  -  

oh for crying out loud

 


 

 

ofn  -  

Old Fucking News

 


 

 

oftc  -  

out for the count

 


 

 

oftn  -  

often

 


 

 

oftpc  -  

off topic

 


 

 

og  -  

original gangster

 


 

 

ogw  -  

oh guess what

 


 

 

oh noes  -  

oh shit!

 


 

 

oh noez  -  

Oh no!

 


 

 

ohic  -  

oh I see

 


 

 

ohn  -  

oh hell no

 


 

 

ohnoez  -  

Oh no

 


 

 

ohy  -  

oh hell yeah

 


 

 

oibmpc  -  

oops I broke my computer

 


 

 

oic  -  

oh, I see

 


 

 

oicic  -  

oh i see i see

 


 

 

oicu  -  

oh, i see you!

 


 

 

oicwydt  -  

oh, i see what you did there

 


 

 

oidia  -  

oops i did it again

 


 

 

oiyd  -  

Only In Your Dreams

 


 

 

oj  -  

orange juice

 


 

 

ojsu  -  

Oh, just shut up!

 


 

 

ok  -  

okay

 


 

 

oll  -  

online love

 


 

 

olpc  -  

One Laptop Per Child

 


 

 

omdg  -  

oh my dear god

 


 

 

omdz  -  

Oh My Days

 


 

 

omfd  -  

oh my fucking days

 


 

 

omfg  -  

oh my fucking god

 


 

 

omfgn  -  

Oh my fucking god noob

 


 

 

omfgsh  -  

Oh My Fucking Gosh

 


 

 

omfj  -  

oh my fucking jesus

 


 

 

omfl  -  

oh my fucking internet connection is slow

 


 

 

omfsm  -  

Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster

 


 

 

omfwtg  -  

Oh My Fuck What The God?

 


 

 

omg  -  

oh my God

 


 

 

omg's  -  

oh my god's

 


 

 

omgd  -  

Oh my gosh dude

 


 

 

omgf  -  

oh my god...Fuck!

 


 

 

omgg  -  

Oh my gosh girl

 


 

 

omgicfbi  -  

Oh my god I can't fucking believe it

 


 

 

omgih  -  

Oh My God In Heaven

 


 

 

omgihv2p  -  

oh my god i have to pee

 


 

 

omginbd  -  

Oh my God, It's no big deal

 


 

 

omgn  -  

oh my goodness

 


 

 

omgny  -  

oh my god no way

 


 

 

omgosh  -  

Oh my gosh

 


 

 

omgroflmao  -  

oh my god roll on the floor laughing my ass off

 


 

 

omgsh  -  

oh my gosh

 


 

 

omgty  -  

Oh my god thank you

 


 

 

omgukk  -  

oh my god you killed kenny

 


 

 

omgwtf  -  

on my God, what the fuck

 


 

 

omgwtfbbq  -  

oh my God, what the fuck

 


 

 

omgwtfhax  -  

Oh My God What The Fuck, Hacks!

 


 

 

omgwtfit  -  

Oh my God, what the fuck is that

 


 

 

omgwtfnipples  -  

on my God, what the fuck

 


 

 

omgyg2bk  -  

oh my god you got to be kidding

 


 

 

omgykkyb  -  

oh my god you killed kenny you bastards

 


 

 

omgz  -  

oh my God

 


 

 

omgzors  -  

oh my god

 


 

 

omhg  -  

oh my hell god

 


 

 

omj  -  

oh my jesus

 


 

 

ommfg  -  

oh my mother fucking god

 


 

 

omt  -  

one more time

 


 

 

omw  -  

on my way

 


 

 

omwh  -  

on my way home

 


 

 

omwts  -  

on my way to school

 


 

 

omy  -  

oh my!

 


 

 

onoez  -  

oh no

 


 

 

onoz  -  

oh no

 


 

 

onud  -  

oh no you didn't

 


 

 

onyd  -  

oh no you didn't

 


 

 

oob  -  

out of buisness

 


 

 

oobl  -  

out of breath laughing

 


 

 

ooc  -  

out of character

 


 

 

oohm  -  

out of his/her mind

 


 

 

oom  -  

Out of mana

 


 

 

oomf  -  

One of my followers

 


 

 

oomm  -  

out of my mind

 


 

 

ooo  -  

out of the office

 


 

 

ootb  -  

out of the blue

 


 

 

oow  -  

On our way

 


 

 

ooym  -  

out of your mind

 


 

 

op  -  

operator

 


 

 

orgy  -  

orgasm

 


 

 

orlsx  -  

oral sex

 


 

 

orly  -  

Oh Really

 


 

 

orly  -  

oh really?

 


 

 

orpg  -  

online role playing game

 


 

 

os  -  

operating system

 


 

 

osbutctt  -  

only sad bastards use this crappy text talk

 


 

 

osd  -  

On Screen Display

 


 

 

osifgt  -  

oh shit i forgot

 


 

 

oslt  -  

or something like that

 


 

 

osy  -  

oh screw you

 


 

 

ot  -  

off topic

 


 

 

otc  -  

off the chain

 


 

 

otfcu  -  

on the floor cracking up

 


 

 

otfl  -  

on the floor laughing

 


 

 

otflmao  -  

On the floor laughing my ass off

 


 

 

otflmfao  -  

On the floor laughing my fucking ass off

 


 

 

otflol  -  

on the floor laughing out loud

 


 

 

otfp  -  

on the fucking phone

 


 

 

otft  -  

over the fucking top

 


 

 

oti  -  

on the internet

 


 

 

otl  -  

out to lunch

 


 

 

otoh  -  

on the other hand

 


 

 

otp  -  

on the phone

 


 

 

ots  -  

over the shoulder

 


 

 

ott  -  

over the top

 


 

 

otw  -  

on the way

 


 

 

ova  -  

over

 


 

 

oways  -  

oh wow are you serious

 


 

 

owned  -  

made to look bad

 


 

 

ownt  -  

made to look bad

 


 

 

ownz  -  

owns

 


 

 

ownzer  -  

one who makes others look bad

 


 

 

ownzorz  -  

Owned.

 


 

 

owt  -  

Out

 


 

 

oww  -  

Oops, wrong window

 


 

 

oyfe  -  

Open Your Fucking Eyes

 


 

 

oyid  -  

oh yes i did

 


 

 

oyo  -  

on your own

 


 

 

oyr  -  

Oh Yeah Right

 


 

 

p-nis  -  

penis

 


 

 

p.o.b.  -  

Parent Over Back

 


 

 

p.o.s  -  

parent over shoulder

 


 

 

p.o.s.  -  

parent over shoulder

 


 

 

p/oed  -  

pissed off

 


 

 

p/w  -  

password

 


 

 

p00p  -  

poop

 


 

 

p0wn  -  

make to look bad

 


 

 

p2p  -  

peer to peer

 


 

 

p33n  -  

penis

 


 

 

p3n0r  -  

penis

 


 

 

p3n15  -  

penis

 


 

 

p3n1s  -  

penis

 


 

 

p4p  -  

pic for pic

 


 

 

p911  -  

parent emergency (parent near)

 


 

 

p@w  -  

parents are watching

 


 

 

pach  -  

parents are coming home

 


 

 

pachs  -  

parents are coming home soon

 


 

 

pae  -  

Pimpin aint easy

 


 

 

pag  -  

Parents Are Gone

 


 

 

pah  -  

parents at home

 


 

 

parnts  -  

parents

 


 

 

pas  -  

parent at side

 


 

 

pasii  -  

put a sock in it

 


 

 

patd  -  

Panic At The Disco

 


 

 

paw  -  

parents are watching

 


 

 

pb  -  

peanut butter

 


 

 

pb&j  -  

peanut butter and jelly

 


 

 

pbb  -  

parent behind back

 


 

 

pbcakb  -  

problem between chair and keyboard

 


 

 

pbj  -  

peanut butter and jelly

 


 

 

pbjt  -  

peanut butter jelly time

 


 

 

pbkc  -  

Problem between keyboard & chair

 


 

 

pbly  -  

probably

 


 

 

pbm  -  

parent behind me

 


 

 

pbp  -  

Please Be Patient

 


 

 

pcbd  -  

page cannot be displayed

 


 

 

pce  -  

peace

 


 

 

pcent  -  

percent

 


 

 

pco  -  

please come over

 


 

 

pcrs  -  

Parents can read slang

 


 

 

pda  -  

public display of affection

 


 

 

pdg  -  

pretty damn good

 


 

 

pdq  -  

pretty damn quick

 


 

 

peanus  -  

penis

 


 

 

pearoast  -  

repost

 


 

 

pebcak  -  

Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

 


 

 

pebkac  -  

problem exists between keyboard and chair

 


 

 

pebmac  -  

Problem Exist Between monitor and chair

 


 

 

peep dis  -  

check out what I'm telling you

 


 

 

peeps  -  

people

 


 

 

pen0r  -  

Penis

 


 

 

pen15  -  

penis

 


 

 

penor  -  

penis

 


 

 

peoples  -  

people

 


 

 

perv  -  

pervert

 


 

 

pewp  -  

poop

 


 

 

pex  -  

Please explain?

 


 

 

pezzas  -  

parents

 


 

 

pf  -  

profile

 


 

 

pfa  -  

Please Find Attached

 


 

 

pfm  -  

Please forgive me

 


 

 

pfo  -  

please fuck off

 


 

 

pfos  -  

parental figure over sholder

 


 

 

pfy  -  

pimply faced youth

 


 

 

pg  -  

page

 


 

 

ph#  -  

phone number

 


 

 

ph33r  -  

fear

 


 

 

ph34r  -  

fear

 


 

 

phag  -  

fag

 


 

 

phail  -  

fail

 


 

 

phat  -  

pretty hot and tasty

 


 

 

phayl  -  

fail

 


 

 

phear  -  

fear

 


 

 

phlr  -  

peace hugs love respect

 


 

 

phm  -  

please help me

 


 

 

phq  -  

fuck you

 


 

 

phreak  -  

freak

 


 

 

phreaker  -  

phone hacker

 


 

 

phuck  -  

fuck

 


 

 

phucker  -  

fucker

 


 

 

phuk  -  

fuck

 


 

 

phun  -  

fun

 


 

 

phux  -  

Fuck

 


 

 

phuxor  -  

fuck

 


 

 

pic  -  

picture

 


 

 

piccies  -  

Pictures

 


 

 

pics  -  

pictures

 


 

 

pihb  -  

pee in his/her butt

 


 

 

piihb  -  

put it in her butt

 


 

 

piitb  -  

put it in the butt

 


 

 

pima  -  

Pain in my ass

 


 

 

pimfa  -  

pain in my fucking ass

 


 

 

pimha  -  

Pain in my hairy ass

 


 

 

pimpl  -  

pissing in my pants laughing

 


 

 

pino  -  

Filipino

 


 

 

pir  -  

parents in room

 


 

 

pirlos  -  

parent in room looking over shoulder

 


 

 

pita  -  

pain in the ass

 


 

 

pitfa  -  

Pain In The Fucking Ass

 


 

 

pitr  -  

parent in the room

 


 

 

pitrtul  -  

parents in the room text you later

 


 

 

piw  -  

Parent is watching

 


 

 

pix  -  

pictures

 


 

 

pk  -  

player kill

 


 

 

pkemon  -  

pokemon

 


 

 

pker  -  

player killer

 


 

 

pking  -  

player killing

 


 

 

pl  -  

parent looking

 


 

 

pl0x  -  

please

 


 

 

pl8  -  

plate

 


 

 

plac  -  

parent looking at computer

 


 

 

plams  -  

parents looking at my screen

 


 

 

plars  -  

party like a rock star

 


 

 

platcs  -  

parent looking at the computer screen

 


 

 

ple's  -  

please

 


 

 

pleaz  -  

please

 


 

 

pleez  -  

please

 


 

 

pleeze  -  

please

 


 

 

pleze  -  

please

 


 

 

pliz  -  

please

 


 

 

plma  -  

please leave me alone

 


 

 

plmk  -  

please let me know

 


 

 

plocks  -  

please

 


 

 

plom  -  

parents looking over me

 


 

 

plomb  -  

parents looking over my back

 


 

 

ploms  -  

parent looking over my shoulder

 


 

 

plos  -  

Parents Looking Over Shoulder

 


 

 

plox  -  

please

 


 

 

ploxxorz  -  

please

 


 

 

pls  -  

please

 


 

 

plse  -  

please

 


 

 

plx  -  

please/thanks

 


 

 

plywm  -  

play with me

 


 

 

plz  -  

please

 


 

 

plzkthx  -  

Please? OK, Thank you

 


 

 

plzthx  -  

please? Thanks

 


 

 

pmfji  -  

Pardon me for jumping in

 


 

 

pmfsl  -  

piss my fucking self laughing

 


 

 

pmg  -  

oh my God

 


 

 

pmita  -  

pound me in the ass

 


 

 

pmitap  -  

pound me in the ass prison

 


 

 

pml  -  

pissing myself laughing

 


 

 

pmo  -  

pissing me off

 


 

 

pmp  -  

pissing my pants

 


 

 

pmpl  -  

piss my pants laughing

 


 

 

pmsfl  -  

Pissed Myself Fucking Laughing

 


 

 

pmsl  -  

piss my self laughing

 


 

 

pnbf  -  

Potential new boy friend

 


 

 

pnhlgd  -  

parents not home, let's get dirty

 


 

 

pns  -  

penis

 


 

 

pnus  -  

penis

 


 

 

po  -  

piss off

 


 

 

po po  -  

police

 


 

 

po'd  -  

pissed off

 


 

 

pob  -  

parent over back

 


 

 

poc  -  

Piece of crap

 


 

 

poed  -  

pissed off

 


 

 

poets  -  

piss off early, tomorrow's Saturday

 


 

 

poi  -  

point of interest

 


 

 

poidnh  -  

Pics or it did not happen

 


 

 

pol  -  

parent over looking

 


 

 

poms  -  

parent over my shoulder

 


 

 

poo  -  

poop

 


 

 

poontang  -  

female genitalia

 


 

 

pooter  -  

Computer

 


 

 

popo  -  

police

 


 

 

poq  -  

Piss Off Quick

 


 

 

pos  -  

Parent Over Shoulder

 


 

 

poscs  -  

parents over sholder change subject

 


 

 

posmbri  -  

parent over shoulder might be reading it

 


 

 

potc  -  

pirates of the caribbean

 


 

 

pots  -  

Plain Old Telephone Service

 


 

 

pov  -  

point of view

 


 

 

pow  -  

prisoner of war

 


 

 

pp  -  

pee pee

 


 

 

ppl  -  

people

 


 

 

ppls  -  

people

 


 

 

pplz  -  

people

 


 

 

ppor  -  

post proof or recant

 


 

 

ppppppp  -  

Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance

 


 

 

pr0  -  

professional

 


 

 

pr0n  -  

porn

 


 

 

pr0nz  -  

porn

 


 

 

prblm  -  

Problem

 


 

 

prd  -  

period

 


 

 

preggers  -  

pregnant

 


 

 

prego  -  

Pregnant

 


 

 

prfct  -  

perfect

 


 

 

prn  -  

porn

 


 

 

prncpl  -  

principal

 


 

 

prncss  -  

princess

 


 

 

prnoscrn  -  

porn on screen

 


 

 

pro  -  

professional

 


 

 

prob  -  

problem

 


 

 

probly  -  

probably

 


 

 

probz  -  

probably

 


 

 

prod  -  

product

 


 

 

prolly  -  

Probably

 


 

 

prollz  -  

probably

 


 

 

pron  -  

porn

 


 

 

proxie  -  

proxy

 


 

 

prp  -  

please reply

 


 

 

prsn  -  

person

 


 

 

prty  -  

party

 


 

 

prv  -  

private

 


 

 

prvrt  -  

pervert

 


 

 

prw  -  

parents are watching

 


 

 

ps1  -  

Play Station 1

 


 

 

ps2  -  

Play Station 2

 


 

 

ps3  -  

Play Station 3

 


 

 

psa  -  

Public Service Announcement

 


 

 

psbms  -  

parent standing by my side

 


 

 

psn  -  

playstation netwok

 


 

 

psos  -  

parent standing over sholder

 


 

 

psp  -  

playstation portable

 


 

 

pssy  -  

pussy

 


 

 

pst  -  

please send tell

 


 

 

pt33n  -  

preteen

 


 

 

ptbb  -  

pass the barf bag

 


 

 

ptfo  -  

passed the fuck out

 


 

 

pthc  -  

preteen hardcore

 


 

 

ptl  -  

Praise the Lord

 


 

 

pto  -  

Personal Time Off

 


 

 

ptw  -  

play to win

 


 

 

puh-leaze  -  

Please

 


 

 

purty  -  

pretty

 


 

 

puter  -  

Computer

 


 

 

pvp  -  

player versus player

 


 

 

pvt  -  

pervert

 


 

 

pw  -  

parent watching

 


 

 

pwb  -  

pussy whipped bitch

 


 

 

pwcb  -  

parents watching close by

 


 

 

pwd  -  

password

 


 

 

pwn  -  

made to look bad

 


 

 

pwn3d  -  

owned

 


 

 

pwn3r  -  

owner

 


 

 

pwnage  -  

Ownage

 


 

 

pwnd  -  

owned

 


 

 

pwned  -  

made to look bad

 


 

 

pwner  -  

owner

 


 

 

pwnt  -  

owned

 


 

 

pwnz  -  

owns

 


 

 

pwnzor  -  

owner

 


 

 

pwob  -  

Parent watching over back

 


 

 

pwoms  -  

parent watching over my shoulder

 


 

 

pwor  -  

power

 


 

 

pwos  -  

parent was over sholder

 


 

 

pww  -  

parents were watching

 


 

 

pxr  -  

punk rocker

 


 

 

pydim  -  

put your dick in me

 


 

 

pyfco  -  

put your freaking clothes on

 


 

 

pyt  -  

pretty young thing

 


 

 

pz  -  

peace

 


 

 

pzled  -  

puzzled

 


 

 

p^s  -  

parent over shoulder

 


 

 

q2c  -  

quick to cum

 


 

 

q33r  -  

Queer

 


 

 

q4u  -  

question for you

 


 

 

qed  -  

I've made my Point

 


 

 

qfe  -  

quoted for emphasis

 


 

 

qfmft  -  

quoted for motherfucking truth

 


 

 

qft  -  

quoted for truth

 


 

 

qft&gj  -  

quoted for truth and great justice

 


 

 

ql  -  

cool

 


 

 

qltm  -  

quietly laughing to myself

 


 

 

qna  -  

question and answer

 


 

 

qool  -  

cool

 


 

 

qoolz  -  

cool

 


 

 

qotd  -  

quote of the day

 


 

 

qotsa  -  

queens of the stone age

 


 

 

qoty  -  

quote of the year

 


 

 

qpr  -  

quite pathetic really

 


 

 

qpwd  -  

quit posting while drunk

 


 

 

qq  -  

crying eyes

 


 

 

qt  -  

cutie

 


 

 

qt3.14  -  

cutie pie

 


 

 

qte  -  

cutie

 


 

 

qtpi  -  

cutie pie

 


 

 

r  -  

are

 


 

 

r-tard  -  

retard

 


 

 

r.i.p.  -  

rest in peace

 


 

 

r0x0rz  -  

rocks

 


 

 

r2f  -  

Ready To Fuck

 


 

 

r8  -  

rate

 


 

 

r8p  -  

rape

 


 

 

r8pist  -  

rapist

 


 

 

r8t  -  

rate

 


 

 

ra2  -  

red alert 2 (game)

 


 

 

ra3  -  

Red Alert 3 (game)

 


 

 

raoflmao  -  

rolling around on floor laughing my ass off

 


 

 

rawk  -  

Rock

 


 

 

rawks  -  

rocks

 


 

 

rawr  -  

roar

 


 

 

rb@u  -  

right back at you

 


 

 

rbau  -  

right back at you

 


 

 

rbay  -  

right back at you

 


 

 

rbm  -  

right behind me

 


 

 

rbtl  -  

Read between the lines

 


 

 

rbty  -  

right back to you

 


 

 

rcks  -  

Rocks

 


 

 

rcsa  -  

right click save as

 


 

 

rcvd  -  

received

 


 

 

rdy  -  

ready

 


 

 

re  -  

reply

 


 

 

re/rehi  -  

hello again

 


 

 

reefer  -  

marijuana

 


 

 

refl  -  

rolling on the floor laughing

 


 

 

rehi  -  

hello again

 


 

 

rele  -  

really

 


 

 

rents  -  

parents

 


 

 

rentz  -  

parents

 


 

 

rep  -  

to represent

 


 

 

reppin  -  

representing

 


 

 

retrotextual  -  

One who is using out of date words and abbreviations while texting.

 


 

 

rff  -  

really fucking funny

 


 

 

rflmao  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

 


 

 

rfn  -  

right fucking now

 


 

 

rgr  -  

roger

 


 

 

rhcp  -  

red hot chilli peppers

 


 

 

rhgir  -  

really hot guy in room

 


 

 

rhs  -  

right hand side

 


 

 

ricl  -  

rolling in chair laughing

 


 

 

rifk  -  

rolling on the floor laughing

 


 

 

rihad  -  

Rot In Hell And Die

 


 

 

rino  -  

republican in name only

 


 

 

rite  -  

right

 


 

 

ritjive  -  

non virgin

 


 

 

rjct  -  

reject

 


 

 

rl  -  

real life

 


 

 

rlbf  -  

Real Life Boy Friend

 


 

 

rlf  -  

Real Life Friend

 


 

 

rlg  -  

really loud giggle

 


 

 

rlgf  -  

Real Life Girl Friend

 


 

 

rlly  -  

really

 


 

 

rln  -  

real life name

 


 

 

rly  -  

really

 


 

 

rlz  -  

rules

 


 

 

rlze  -  

realize

 


 

 

rm  -  

room

 


 

 

rme  -  

rolling my eyes

 


 

 

rmr  -  

remember

 


 

 

rmso  -  

Rock My socks off

 


 

 

rn  -  

Right now

 


 

 

rnt  -  

aren't

 


 

 

ro  -  

rock out

 


 

 

rockr  -  

rocker

 


 

 

rodger  -  

affirmative

 


 

 

rofalol  -  

roll on the floor and laugh out loud

 


 

 

rofc  -  

Rolling On Floor Crying

 


 

 

roffle  -  

rolling on the floor laughing

 


 

 

roffle out loud  -  

rolling on the floor laughing out loud

 


 

 

rofflecake  -  

rolling on the floor laughing

 


 

 

rofflecopters  -  

rolling on the floor with laughter

 


 

 

roffleol  -  

rolling on the floor laughing out loud

 


 

 

roffles  -  

rolling on floor laughing

 


 

 

rofflmfao  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass

 


 

 

rofl  -  

rolling on the floor laughing

 


 

 

rofl&pmp  -  

rolling on floor laughing and peeing my pants

 


 

 

roflao  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

 


 

 

roflastc  -  

Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat

 


 

 

roflcopter  -  

Rolling on the floor laughing

 


 

 

roflcopters  -  

rolling on the floor laughing, VERY funny.

 


 

 

roflkmd  -  

rolling on the floor laughing kicking my dog

 


 

 

rofllh  -  

rolling on the floor laughing like hell

 


 

 

roflmao  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

 


 

 

roflmaoapimp  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off and peeing in my pants

 


 

 

roflmaool  -  

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out loud

 


 

 

roflmaopmp  -  

rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, pissing my pants

 


 

 

roflmaouts  -  

Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off unable to speak

 


 

 

roflmaowpimp  -  

rolling on floor laughing my ass off while peeing in my pants

 


 

 

roflmbfao  -  

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Big Fat Ass Off

 


 

 

roflmbo  -  

rolling on floor laughing my butt off

 


 

 

roflmfaopimp  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off pissing in my pants

 


 

 

roflmfaopmp  -  

rolling on flor laughing my fucking ass of peeing my pants

 


 

 

roflmgao  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my gay ass off

 


 

 

roflmgdao  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my god damn ass off

 


 

 

roflmgdmfao  -  

roling on floor laughing my god damn mother fucking ass off

 


 

 

roflmgo  -  

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Guts Out

 


 

 

roflmho  -  

Rolling on the floor laughing my head off

 


 

 

roflmiaha  -  

Rolling on the floor laughing myself into a heart attack

 


 

 

roflmmfao  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my mother fucking ass off

 


 

 

roflol  -  

rolling on floor laughing out loud

 


 

 

roflolbag  -  

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Busting A Gut

 


 

 

roflpimp  -  

rolling on the floor laughing pissing in my pants

 


 

 

roflpmp  -  

rolling on the floor laughing peeing my pants

 


 

 

roflwtime  -  

Rolling on the Floor laughing with tears in my eyes

 


 

 

rofpml  -  

rolling on the floor pissing myself laughing

 


 

 

rofwl  -  

Rolling on the floor while laughing

 


 

 

roger  -  

affirmative

 


 

 

rogl  -  

rolling on ground laughing

 


 

 

roglmfao  -  

rolling on ground laughing my fucking ass off

 


 

 

roi  -  

Return On Investment

 


 

 

roids  -  

steroids

 


 

 

roj  -  

affirmative

 


 

 

rol  -  

rolling over laugihng

 


 

 

rolmao  -  

Rolling Over Laughing My Ass Off

 


 

 

rolmfao  -  

rolling over laughing my fucking ass off

 


 

 

rombl  -  

rolled off my bed laughing

 


 

 

rong  -  

wrong

 


 

 

roofles  -  

rolling on the floor laughing

 


 

 

ror  -  

raughing out roud

 


 

 

rotf  -  

rolling on the floor

 


 

 

rotfalol  -  

roll on the floor and laugh out loud

 


 

 

rotffl  -  

roll on the fucking floor laughing

 


 

 

rotfflmao  -  

rolling on the fucking floor laughing my ass off

 


 

 

rotfflmfao  -  

rolling on the fucking floor laughing my fucking ass off

 


 

 

rotfl  -  

rolling on the floor laughing

 


 

 

rotflaviab  -  

rolling on the floor laughing and vomiting in a bucket

 


 

 

rotflmao  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

 


 

 

rotflmaofaktd  -  

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off farted and killed the dog

 


 

 

rotflmaool  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out loud

 


 

 

rotflmaostc  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off scaring the cat

 


 

 

rotflmbo  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my butt off

 


 

 

rotflmfao  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

 


 

 

rotflmfaopimp  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off peeing in my pants

 


 

 

rotflmfaopmp  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off pissin my pants

 


 

 

rotflmfho  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my fucking head off

 


 

 

rotflmho  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my head off

 


 

 

rotflmmfao  -  

rolling on the floor laughing my mother fucking ass off

 


 

 

rotflol  -  

rolling on the floor laughing out loud

 


 

 

rotfpm  -  

rolling on the floor pissing myself

 


 

 

rotfwlmao  -  

rolling on the floor while laughing my ass off

 


 

 

rotg  -  

rolling on the ground

 


 

 

rotgl  -  

roll on the ground laughing

 


 

 

rotglmao  -  

rolling on the ground laughing my ass off

 


 

 

rotw  -  

rest of the world

 


 

 

rowyco  -  

rock out with your cock out

 


 

 

rox  -  

rocks

 


 

 

roxor  -  

rock

 


 

 

roxorz  -  

rocks

 


 

 

roxxor  -  

rock

 


 

 

rp  -  

roleplay

 


 

 

rpg  -  

role playing game

 


 

 

rpita  -  

royal pain in the ass

 


 

 

rplbk  -  

reply back

 


 

 

rpo  -  

royally pissed off

 


 

 

rq  -  

real quick

 


 

 

rr  -  

rest room

 


 

 

rrb  -  

restroom break

 


 

 

rsn  -  

real soon now

 


 

 

rsp  -  

respawn

 


 

 

rspct  -  

respect

 


 

 

rsps  -  

Runescape Private Server

 


 

 

rta  -  

read the article

 


 

 

rtard  -  

retard

 


 

 

rtbq  -  

Read The Blinking Question

 


 

 

rtf  -  

return the favor

 


 

 

rtfa  -  

read the fucking article

 


 

 

rtffp  -  

Read the fucking front page

 


 

 

rtfm  -  

read the fucking manual

 


 

 

rtfmfm  -  

read the fucking manual fucking moron

 


 

 

rtfmm  -  

read the fucking manual moron

 


 

 

rtfms  -  

Read The Fucking Manual Stupid

 


 

 

rtfp  -  

read the fucking post

 


 

 

rtfq  -  

Read The Fucking Question

 


 

 

rtfs  -  

read the fucking summary

 


 

 

rtfu  -  

Ready the fuck up

 


 

 

rtg  -  

ready to go

 


 

 

rtl  -  

report the loss

 


 

 

rtm  -  

read the manual

 


 

 

rtr  -  

Read the Rules

 


 

 

rtry  -  

retry

 


 

 

rts  -  

Real-time strategy

 


 

 

ru  -  

are you

 


 

 

ru18  -  

are you 18

 


 

 

rua  -  

are you alone

 


 

 

ruabog  -  

are you a boy or girl

 


 

 

ruagoab  -  

are you a girl or a boy

 


 

 

rubz2nt  -  

are you busy tonight

 


 

 

rufkm  -  

are you fucking kidding me

 


 

 

rugay  -  

are you gay

 


 

 

rugta  -  

are you going to answer

 


 

 

ruh  -  

are you horny

 


 

 

ruk  -  

are you ok?

 


 

 

rukm  -  

are you kidding me

 


 

 

rumf  -  

Are you male or female

 


 

 

ruok  -  

are you ok?

 


 

 

rur  -  

are you ready

 


 

 

rut  -  

are you there

 


 

 

ruwm  -  

are you watching me

 


 

 

rwb  -  

Rich White Bitch

 


 

 

ryt  -  

right

 


 

 

ryte  -  

right

 


 

 

*s*  -  

smile

 


 

 

s'ok  -  

it's okay

 


 

 

s'pose  -  

suppose

 


 

 

s'up  -  

what is up

 


 

 

s.i.n.g.l.e  -  

Stay intoxicated nightly, get laid everyday.

 


 

 

s.i.t.  -  

stay in touch

 


 

 

s.o.a.b.  -  

son of a bitch

 


 

 

s.o.b.  -  

son of a bitch

 


 

 

s.w.a.k.  -  

sealed with a kiss

 


 

 

s/b  -  

should be

 


 

 

s2a  -  

sent to all

 


 

 

s2bu  -  

Sucks to be you

 


 

 

s2r  -  

send to receive

 


 

 

s2u  -  

same to you

 


 

 

s2us  -  

Speak to you soon

 


 

 

s3x  -  

Sex.

 


 

 

s4se  -  

Sight For Sore Eyes

 


 

 

s8ter  -  

skater

 


 

 

sab  -  

slap a bitch

 


 

 

sagn  -  

Spelling and Grammar Nazi

 


 

 

sah  -  

sexy as hell

 


 

 

sahm  -  

stay at home mom

 


 

 

sbc  -  

sorry bout caps

 


 

 

sbcg4ap  -  

strongbads cool game for attractive people

 


 

 

sbd  -  

silent but deadly

 


 

 

sblai  -  

stop babbaling like an idiot

 


 

 

sbrd  -  

so bored

 


 

 

sbs  -  

such bull shit

 


 

 

sbt  -  

sorry bout that

 


 

 

scnr  -  

sorry, I couldn't resist

 


 

 

scool  -  

school

 


 

 

scrilla  -  

money

 


 

 

scrt  -  

secret

 


 

 

scurred  -  

scared

 


 

 

sd  -  

suck dick

 


 

 

sdf^  -  

shut da fuck up

 


 

 

sdk  -  

Software Development Kit

 


 

 

sdlc  -  

Software Development Life Cycle

 


 

 

sec  -  

second

 


 

 

secks  -  

sex

 


 

 

secksea  -  

Sexy

 


 

 

secksy  -  

sexy

 


 

 

sed  -  

said

 


 

 

see through your eyes  -  

stye

 


 

 

seg  -  

Shit Eatin Grin

 


 

 

seks  -  

sex

 


 

 

sellin  -  

selling

 


 

 

seo  -  

Search Engine Optimization

 


 

 

serp  -  

search engine results page

 


 

 

sexc  -  

sexy

 


 

 

sexe  -  

sexy

 


 

 

sexi  -  

Sexy

 


 

 

sexii  -  

sexy

 


 

 

sexilicious  -  

Very Sexy

 


 

 

sexx0rz  -  

sex

 


 

 

sez  -  

says

 


 

 

sfam  -  

Sister from another mother

 


 

 

sfe  -  

safe

 


 

 

sfh  -  

So Fucking Hot

 


 

 

sfipmp  -  

so funny I peed my pants

 


 

 

sfm  -  

so fucking much

 


 

 

sfr  -  

so fucking random

 


 

 

sfs  -  

so fucking stupid

 


 

 

sfsg  -  

So far so good

 


 

 

sfu  -  

shut the fuck up

 


 

 

sfw  -  

safe for work

 


 

 

sfwuz  -  

safe for work until zoomed

 


 

 

sfy  -  

speak for yourself

 


 

 

sg  -  

so good

 


 

 

sgb  -  

straight/gay/bisexual

 


 

 

sgbadq  -  

Search google before asking dumb questions

 


 

 

sgi  -  

Still got it

 


 

 

sgtm  -  

slightly gigling to myself

 


 

 

sh  -  

shit happens

 


 

 

shag  -  

fuck

 


 

 

shawty  -  

girl

 


 

 

shd  -  

should

 


 

 

shexi  -  

sexy

 


 

 

shexy  -  

sexy

 


 

 

shiat  -  

Shit

 


 

 

shiet  -  

shit

 


 

 

shite  -  

shit

 


 

 

shiz  -  

shit

 


 

 

shizit  -  

shit

 


 

 

shiznat  -  

shit

 


 

 

shiznit  -  

shit

 


 

 

shizz  -  

shit

 


 

 

shizzle  -  

shit

 


 

 

shld  -  

should

 


 

 

shmexy  -  

sexy

 


 

 

shmily  -  

see how much i love you

 


 

 

sho  -  

sure

 


 

 

sho'nuff  -  

sure enough

 


 

 

showin  -  

showing

 


 

 

shrn  -  

so hot right now

 


 

 

sht  -  

shit

 


 

 

shtf  -  

shit hits the fan

 


 

 

shud  -  

should

 


 

 

shuddup  -  

Shut Up

 


 

 

shup  -  

shut up

 


 

 

shure  -  

sure

 


 

 

shut^  -  

shut Up

 


 

 

shwr  -  

shower

 


 

 

shyat  -  

shit

 


 

 

shyt  -  

shit

 


 

 

siao  -  

school is almost over

 


 

 

sibir  -  

sibling in room

 


 

 

sic  -  

said in context

 


 

 

sicl  -  

sitting in chair laughing

 


 

 

sif  -  

as if

 


 

 

sifn't  -  

as if not

 


 

 

sig  -  

Signature

 


 

 

siggy  -  

Signature

 


 

 

silf  -  

Sister I'd Like To Fuck

 


 

 

simcl  -  

sitting in my chair laughing

 


 

 

simclmao  -  

sitting in my chair laughing my ass off

 


 

 

siol  -  

Shout It Out Loud

 


 

 

sis  -  

sister

 


 

 

sista  -  

Sister

 


 

 

sitb  -  

sex in the but

 


 

 

sitmf  -  

say it to my face

 


 

 

siu  -  

suck it up

 


 

 

siuya  -  

shove it up your ass

 


 

 

sk  -  

spawn kill

 


 

 

sk8  -  

skate

 


 

 

sk8er  -  

skater

 


 

 

sk8ing  -  

Skating

 


 

 

sk8r  -  

skater

 


 

 

sk8ter  -  

skater

 


 

 

sk8tr  -  

skater

 


 

 

sked  -  

schedule

 


 

 

skeet  -  

ejaculate

 


 

 

skewl  -  

school

 


 

 

skhool  -  

school

 


 

 

skillz  -  

skills

 


 

 

skl  -  

School

 


 

 

skool  -  

school

 


 

 

skoul  -  

school

 


 

 

sktr  -  

skater

 


 

 

skwl  -  

school

 


 

 

sl4n  -  

so long for now

 


 

 

sleepin  -  

sleeping

 


 

 

sleepn  -  

sleeping

 


 

 

slf  -  

sexy little fuck

 


 

 

slgb  -  

Straight/Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual

 


 

 

slng  -  

slang

 


 

 

slo  -  

slow

 


 

 

slore  -  

slutty whore

 


 

 

slos  -  

someone looking over shoulder

 


 

 

slp  -  

sleep

 


 

 

slt  -  

something like that

 


 

 

sl^t  -  

Slut

 


 

 

sm  -  

social media

 


 

 

sm1  -  

someone

 


 

 

smb  -  

see my blog

 


 

 

smbd  -  

suck my big dick

 


 

 

smbt  -  

Suck my big toe

 


 

 

smc  -  

suck my cock

 


 

 

smd  -  

suck my dick

 


 

 

smdb  -  

suck my dick bitch

 


 

 

smdvq  -  

suck my dick quickly

 


 

 

smeg  -  

fuck

 


 

 

smexy  -  

sexy

 


 

 

smf  -  

stupid motherfucker

 


 

 

smfd  -  

suck my fucking dick

 


 

 

smfpos  -  

stupid mother fucking piece of shit

 


 

 

smh  -  

shaking my head

 


 

 

smhb  -  

suck my hairy balls

 


 

 

smho  -  

Screaming My Head Off

 


 

 

smithwaws  -  

Smack me in the head with a wooden spoon

 


 

 

smofo  -  

stupid mother fucker

 


 

 

smst  -  

somebody missed snack time

 


 

 

smt  -  

suck my tits

 


 

 

smthin  -  

something

 


 

 

smthng  -  

something

 


 

 

smtm  -  

sometime

 


 

 

smto  -  

Sticking My Tongue Out

 


 

 

smtoay  -  

Sticking my tongue out at you

 


 

 

sn  -  

screen name

 


 

 

snafu  -  

situation normal all fucked up

 


 

 

snafubar  -  

Situation Normal All Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition

 


 

 

snes  -  

Super Nintendo Entertainment System

 


 

 

snew  -  

what's new

 


 

 

snf  -  

so not fair

 


 

 

snl  -  

Saturday Night Live

 


 

 

snm  -  

say no more

 


 

 

snog  -  

kiss

 


 

 

snogged  -  

kissed

 


 

 

soa  -  

service oriented architecture

 


 

 

soab  -  

son of a btch

 


 

 

soad  -  

system of a down

 


 

 

soafb  -  

son of a fucking bitch

 


 

 

sob  -  

son of a bitch

 


 

 

sobs  -  

same, old, boring shit

 


 

 

soc  -  

Same old crap

 


 

 

soe  -  

service oriented enterprise

 


 

 

sof  -  

smile on face

 


 

 

sofas  -  

stepping out for a smoke

 


 

 

sofs  -  

same old fucking shit

 


 

 

soi  -  

service oriented infrastructure

 


 

 

sok  -  

It's ok

 


 

 

sokay  -  

it's okay

 


 

 

sol  -  

Shit outta luck

 


 

 

som'm  -  

something

 


 

 

som1  -  

someone

 


 

 

somadn  -  

sitting on my ass doing nothing

 


 

 

some1  -  

someone

 


 

 

soml  -  

story of my life

 


 

 

soo  -  

So

 


 

 

soobs  -  

saggy boobs

 


 

 

sool  -  

shit out of luck

 


 

 

sop  -  

same old place

 


 

 

sorg  -  

Straight or Gay

 


 

 

sorreh  -  

sorry

 


 

 

sorta  -  

sort of

 


 

 

sos  -  

same old shit

 


 

 

sosdd  -  

same old shit, different day

 


 

 

sosg  -  

spouse over shoulder gone

 


 

 

sot  -  

suck on this

 


 

 

sotc  -  

stupid off topic crap

 


 

 

sotr  -  

sex on the road

 


 

 

sowi  -  

sorry

 


 

 

sowwy  -  

sorry

 


 

 

soz  -  

sorry

 


 

 

spk  -  

speak

 


 

 

sploits  -  

exploits

 


 

 

sploitz  -  

exploits

 


 

 

spos  -  

stupid peace of shit

 


 

 

sprm  -  

sperm

 


 

 

sqtm  -  

snickering quietly to myself

 


 

 

srch  -  

search

 


 

 

srly  -  

seriously

 


 

 

sroucks  -  

that's cool, but it still sucks

 


 

 

srry  -  

sorry

 


 

 

srs  -  

serious

 


 

 

srsly  -  

seriously

 


 

 

srvis  -  

Service

 


 

 

sry  -  

sorry

 


 

 

srynd2g  -  

sorry need to go

 


 

 

srzly  -  

seriously

 


 

 

ss  -  

screenshot

 


 

 

ss4l  -  

smoking sista for life

 


 

 

ssdd  -  

same shit, different day

 


 

 

ssdp  -  

same shit different pile

 


 

 

ssia  -  

subject says it all

 


 

 

ssl  -  

secure sockets layer

 


 

 

ssob  -  

stupid sons of bitches

 


 

 

ssry  -  

so sorry

 


 

 

sssd  -  

Same Shit Same Day

 


 

 

st  -  

Stop That

 


 

 

st1  -  

stoned

 


 

 

st8  -  

state

 


 

 

stb  -  

soon to be

 


 

 

stbx  -  

soon to be ex

 


 

 

stby  -  

sucks to be you

 


 

 

std  -  

sexually transmitted disease

 


 

 

steamloller  -  

Laughing. Alot.

 


 

 

stfd  -  

sit the fuck down

 


 

 

stff  -  

stuff

 


 

 

stfm  -  

search the fucking manual

 


 

 

stfng  -  

search the fucking news group

 


 

 

stfu  -  

shut the fuck up

 


 

 

stfua  -  

shut the fuck up already

 


 

 

stfuah  -  

shut the fuck up asshole

 


 

 

stfub  -  

shut the fuck up bitch

 


 

 

stfuda  -  

Shut the fuck up dumb ass

 


 

 

stfugbtw  -  

shut the fuck up and get back to work

 


 

 

stfun  -  

Shut the fuck up nigger

 


 

 

stfuogtfo  -  

Shut the fuck up or get the fuck out.

 


 

 

stfuppercut  -  

shut the fuck up

 


 

 

stfuyb  -  

shut the fuck up you bitch

 


 

 

stfuysoab  -  

shut the fuck up you son of a bitch

 


 

 

stfw  -  

search the fucking web

 


 

 

stg  -  

swear to god

 


 

 

sth  -  

something

 


 

 

sthing  -  

something

 


 

 

sthu  -  

shut the hell up

 


 

 

stm  -  

smiling to myself

 


 

 

stoopid  -  

stupid

 


 

 

stpd  -  

stupid

 


 

 

str8  -  

straight

 


 

 

str8up  -  

straight up

 


 

 

sts  -  

so to speak

 


 

 

stsp  -  

Same Time Same Place

 


 

 

stt  -  

Same time tomorrow

 


 

 

stufu  -  

stupid fucker

 


 

 

stupd  -  

stupid

 


 

 

stw  -  

share the wealth

 


 

 

stys  -  

speak to you soon

 


 

 

su  -  

shut up

 


 

 

suagooml  -  

shut up and get out of my life

 


 

 

suib  -  

shut up im busy

 


 

 

suk  -  

suck

 


 

 

suka  -  

Sucker

 


 

 

sukz  -  

sucks

 


 

 

sul  -  

see you later

 


 

 

sum1  -  

someone

 


 

 

sumfin  -  

Something

 


 

 

summin  -  

something

 


 

 

sumone  -  

someone

 


 

 

sumthin'  -  

Something

 


 

 

sumtin  -  

something

 


 

 

sup  -  

what's up

 


 

 

supa  -  

super

 


 

 

supposably  -  

Supposedly

 


 

 

sus  -  

see you soon

 


 

 

susfu  -  

situation unchanged, still fucked up

 


 

 

sut  -  

see you tomorrow

 


 

 

sutuct  -  

so you think you can type

 


 

 

sux  -  

sucks

 


 

 

sux0rz  -  

sucks

 


 

 

sux2bu  -  

sucks to be you

 


 

 

suxor  -  

Sucks

 


 

 

suxors  -  

sucks

 


 

 

suxorz  -  

sucks

 


 

 

suxx  -  

sucks

 


 

 

suxxor  -  

sucks

 


 

 

suyah  -  

shut up you ass hole!

 


 

 

svn  -  

seven

 


 

 

svu  -  

special victims unit

 


 

 

sw  -  

so what

 


 

 

swafk  -  

sealed with a friendly kiss

 


 

 

swak  -  

sealed with a kiss

 


 

 

swalk  -  

sealed with a loving kiss

 


 

 

swf  -  

single white female

 


 

 

swm  -  

single white male

 


 

 

swmbo  -  

she who must be obeyed

 


 

 

swmt  -  

Stop Wasting My Time

 


 

 

swp  -  

sorry wrong person

 


 

 

swsw2b  -  

single when she wants to be

 


 

 

swt  -  

sweet

 


 

 

swtf  -  

seriously, what the fuck

 


 

 

sx  -  

sex

 


 

 

sxc  -  

sexy

 


 

 

sxcy  -  

sexy

 


 

 

sxe  -  

straight edge

 


 

 

sxi  -  

sexy

 


 

 

sxs  -  

sex

 


 

 

sxy  -  

sexy

 


 

 

syatp  -  

see you at the party

 


 

 

sydim  -  

stick your dick in me

 


 

 

sydlm  -  

Shut your dirty little mouth

 


 

 

syfm  -  

shut your fucking mouth

 


 

 

syiab  -  

see you in a bit

 


 

 

syiaf  -  

see you in a few

 


 

 

syl  -  

see you later

 


 

 

syl8r  -  

see you later

 


 

 

sym  -  

shut your mouth

 


 

 

syoa  -  

Save Your Own Ass

 


 

 

syotbf  -  

see you on the battlefield

 


 

 

syrs  -  

see ya real soon

 


 

 

sys  -  

see you soon

 


 

 

sysop  -  

system operator

 


 

 

syt  -  

see you there

 


 

 

sytycd  -  

so you think you can dance

 


 

 

syu  -  

sex you up

 


 

 

sz  -  

sorry

 


 

 

t#3  -  

the

 


 

 

t,ftfy  -  

there, fixed that for you

 


 

 

t.t.y.l  -  

Talk To You Later

 


 

 

t/a  -  

Try again

 


 

 

t2b  -  

time to blunt

 


 

 

t2m  -  

talk to me

 


 

 

t2u  -  

talking to you

 


 

 

t2ul  -  

talk to you later

 


 

 

t2ul8r  -  

talk to you later

 


 

 

t3h  -  

the

 


 

 

t4a  -  

thanks for asking

 


 

 

t4m  -  

Transgender for Male

 


 

 

t8st  -  

taste

 


 

 

ta  -  

thanks again

 


 

 

taci  -  

that's a crappy idea

 


 

 

tafn  -  

That's all for now

 


 

 

taht  -  

that

 


 

 

tai  -  

think about it

 


 

 

taig  -  

That's all I got.

 


 

 

tal  -  

thanks a lot

 


 

 

tanq  -  

thank you

 


 

 

tanstaafl  -  

there ain't no such thing as a free lunch

 


 

 

tard  -  

retard

 


 

 

tarfu  -  

things are really fucked up

 


 

 

tat  -  

that

 


 

 

tat2  -  

tattoo

 


 

 

tau  -  

thinking about you

 


 

 

taunch  -  

te amo un chingo

 


 

 

taw  -  

Teachers are Watching

 


 

 

tay  -  

thinking about you

 


 

 

tb  -  

text back

 


 

 

tb4u  -  

too bad for you

 


 

 

tba  -  

to be anounced

 


 

 

tbc  -  

To be continued

 


 

 

tbd  -  

to be decided

 


 

 

tbf  -  

to be fair

 


 

 

tbfh  -  

to be fucking honest

 


 

 

tbfu  -  

too bad for you

 


 

 

tbh  -  

to be honest

 


 

 

tbhimo  -  

to be honest in my opinion

 


 

 

tbnt  -  

thanks but no thanks

 


 

 

tbp  -  

The Pirate Bay

 


 

 

tbpfh  -  

To be perfectly fucking honest

 


 

 

tbph  -  

To be perfectly honest

 


 

 

tbqf  -  

to be quite frank

 


 

 

tbqh  -  

to be quite honest

 


 

 

tbss  -  

too bad so sad

 


 

 

tbtfh  -  

to be totally freaking honest

 


 

 

tbvh  -  

to be very honest

 


 

 

tc  -  

take care

 


 

 

tcfc  -  

Too Close For Comfort

 


 

 

tcfm  -  

too cool for me

 


 

 

tcg  -  

Trading Card Game

 


 

 

tchbo  -  

Topic creater has been owned

 


 

 

tcial  -  

The cake is a lie

 


 

 

tcoy  -  

take care of yourself

 


 

 

tcp  -  

transmission control protocol

 


 

 

tcp/ip  -  

transmission control protocol/internet protocol

 


 

 

td2m  -  

talk dirty to me

 


 

 

tddup  -  

till death do us part

 


 

 

tdl  -  

Too Damn Lazy

 


 

 

tdtm  -  

Talk Dirty To Me

 


 

 

tdwdtg  -  

The Devil Went Down To Georgia

 


 

 

te  -  

Team effort

 


 

 

teh  -  

the

 


 

 

teotwawki  -  

the end of the world as we know it

 


 

 

terd  -  

shit

 


 

 

tf2  -  

Team Fortress 2

 


 

 

tfa  -  

the fucking article

 


 

 

tfb  -  

time for bed

 


 

 

tfbundy  -  

totaly fucked but unfortunatly not dead yet

 


 

 

tfc  -  

Team Fortress Classic

 


 

 

tfd  -  

total fucking disaster

 


 

 

tff  -  

That's Fucking Funny

 


 

 

tfft  -  

thank fuck for that

 


 

 

tffw  -  

Too funny for words

 


 

 

tfh  -  

Thread from hell

 


 

 

tfic  -  

Tongue Firmly In Cheek

 


 

 

tfiik  -  

the fuck if i know

 


 

 

tfl  -  

Thanks For Looking

 


 

 

tfln  -  

thanx for last night

 


 

 

tfm  -  

too fucking much

 


 

 

tfs  -  

thanks for sharing

 


 

 

tfta  -  

thanks for the add

 


 

 

tfti  -  

thanks for the information

 


 

 

tfu  -  

that's fucked up

 


 

 

tfu2baw  -  

time for you to buy a watch

 


 

 

tg  -  

thank god

 


 

 

tgfe  -  

together forever

 


 

 

tgfitw  -  

The Greatest Fans In The World

 


 

 

tgft  -  

thank god for that

 


 

 

tgfu  -  

too good for you

 


 

 

tgfuap  -  

thank god for unanswered prayers

 


 

 

tghig  -  

thank god husband is gone

 


 

 

tgif  -  

thank god it's friday

 


 

 

tgiff  -  

thank god its fucking Friday

 


 

 

tgis  -  

thank god it's saturday

 


 

 

tgiwjo  -  

Thank God It Was Just Once

 


 

 

tgsttttptct  -  

thank God someone took the time to put this crap together

 


 

 

tgtbt  -  

Too Good To Be True

 


 

 

tgwig  -  

thank god wife is gone

 


 

 

tgws  -  

that goes without saying

 


 

 

th@  -  

that

 


 

 

tha  -  

the

 


 

 

thankies  -  

Thank You

 


 

 

thankx  -  

thank you

 


 

 

thanq  -  

thank you

 


 

 

thanx  -  

thank you

 


 

 

thar  -  

there

 


 

 

thatz  -  

that's

 


 

 

thku  -  

thank you

 


 

 

thn  -  

then

 


 

 

thnk  -  

think

 


 

 

thnx  -  

thanks

 


 

 

tho  -  

though

 


 

 

thot  -  

that hoe out there

 


 

 

thr  -  

there

 


 

 

thr4  -  

therefore

 


 

 

thru  -  

through

 


 

 

tht  -  

that

 


 

 

thwdi  -  

thats how we do it

 


 

 

thwy  -  

the hell with you!

 


 

 

thx  -  

thank you

 


 

 

thxx  -  

thanks

 


 

 

thz  -  

thank you

 


 

 

ti2o  -  

that is too obious

 


 

 

tia  -  

thanks in advance

 


 

 

tiafayh  -  

Thanks in advance for all your help

 


 

 

tiai  -  

take it all in

 


 

 

tias  -  

Try It And See

 


 

 

tiatwtcc  -  

this is a trap word to catch copiers

 


 

 

tif  -  

this is fun

 


 

 

tif2m  -  

this is fucking 2 much

 


 

 

tifs  -  

this is funny shit

 


 

 

tifu  -  

that is fucked up

 


 

 

tigger  -  

tiger

 


 

 

tiic  -  

the idiots in control

 


 

 

til  -  

until

 


 

 

tilf  -  

Teenager I'd Like To Fuck

 


 

 

tinf  -  

this is not fair

 


 

 

tinla  -  

this is not legal advice

 


 

 

tinstaafl  -  

There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

 


 

 

tioli  -  

take it or leave it

 


 

 

tis  -  

is

 


 

 

tisc  -  

that is so cool

 


 

 

tisfu  -  

that is so fucked up

 


 

 

tisg  -  

this is so gay

 


 

 

tisly  -  

that is so last year

 


 

 

tisnf  -  

that is so not fair

 


 

 

tiss  -  

This is some shit

 


 

 

tisw  -  

that is so wrong

 


 

 

tiw  -  

teacher is watching

 


 

 

tix  -  

tickets

 


 

 

tjb  -  

thats just boring

 


 

 

tk  -  

team kill

 


 

 

tk2ul  -  

talk to you later

 


 

 

tkd  -  

Tae Kwon Do

 


 

 

tker  -  

team killer

 


 

 

tks  -  

thanks

 


 

 

tku  -  

thank you

 


 

 

tl  -  

Tough Luck

 


 

 

tl,dr  -  

Too long; didn't read

 


 

 

tl8r  -  

talk later

 


 

 

tl:dr  -  

Too Long; Didn't Read

 


 

 

tl; dr  -  

To Long; Didn't read

 


 

 

tl;dr  -  

too long; didn't read

 


 

 

tla  -  

Three Letter Acronym

 


 

 

tlc  -  

tender loving care

 


 

 

tld  -  

told

 


 

 

tldnr  -  

too long, did not read

 


 

 

tldr  -  

Too long, didn't read.

 


 

 

tlgo  -  

The list goes on

 


 

 

tliwwv  -  

this link is worthless without video

 


 

 

tlk  -  

talk

 


 

 

tlk2me  -  

talk to me

 


 

 

tlk2ul8r  -  

talk to you later

 


 

 

tlkin  -  

talking

 


 

 

tlkn  -  

talking

 


 

 

tltpr  -  

Too long to proof read.

 


 

 

tlyk  -  

to let you know

 


 

 

tma  -  

take my advice

 


 

 

tmaai  -  

tell me all about it

 


 

 

tmai  -  

tell me about it

 


 

 

tmbi  -  

tell me about it

 


 

 

tmi  -  

too much information

 


 

 

tmk  -  

to my knowledge

 


 

 

tml  -  

tell me later

 


 

 

tmmrw  -  

tomorrow

 


 

 

tmnt  -  

teenage mutant ninja turtles

 


 

 

tmo  -  

take me out

 


 

 

tmoro  -  

tomorrow

 


 

 

tmoz  -  

tomorrow

 


 

 

tmr  -  

tomorrow

 


 

 

tmr@ia  -  

the monkeys are at it again

 


 

 

tmrrw  -  

tomorrow

 


 

 

tmrw  -  

Tomorrow

 


 

 

tmrz  -  

tomorrow

 


 

 

tms  -  

that makes sense

 


 

 

tmsaisti  -  

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 


 

 

tmsg  -  

tell me something good

 


 

 

tmsidk  -  

tell me somthing I don't know

 


 

 

tmth  -  

too much to handle

 


 

 

tmtmo  -  

text me tomorrow

 


 

 

tmtoyh  -  

Too Much Time On Your Hands

 


 

 

tmtt  -  

tell me the truth

 


 

 

tmw  -  

Too much work

 


 

 

tmwfi  -  

Take my word for it

 


 

 

tmz  -  

tomorrow

 


 

 

tn1  -  

trust no-one

 


 

 

tna  -  

tits and ass

 


 

 

tnf  -  

That's Not Funny

 


 

 

tnlnsl  -  

Took nothing left nothing signed log

 


 

 

tnx  -  

thanks

 


 

 

tnxz  -  

thanks

 


 

 

tob  -  

teacher over back

 


 

 

tofy  -  

Thinking of You

 


 

 

toh  -  

typing one handed

 


 

 

tok  -  

That's ok

 


 

 

tok2ul8r  -  

i'll talk to you later

 


 

 

tolol  -  

thinking of laughing out loud

 


 

 

tomm  -  

tommorow

 


 

 

tomoz  -  

tomorrow

 


 

 

tos  -  

terms of service

 


 

 

totl  -  

total

 


 

 

totm  -  

top of the morning

 


 

 

totp  -  

talking on the phone

 


 

 

totpd  -  

top of the page dance

 


 

 

tou  -  

thinking of you

 


 

 

toya  -  

thinking of you always

 


 

 

tp  -  

toilet paper

 


 

 

tpb  -  

the pirate bay

 


 

 

tpiwwp  -  

this post is worthless without pictures

 


 

 

tps  -  

test procedure specification

 


 

 

tptb  -  

the powers that be

 


 

 

tq  -  

Thank You

 


 

 

trani  -  

transexual

 


 

 

tranny  -  

Transexual

 


 

 

trble  -  

trouble

 


 

 

trd  -  

tired

 


 

 

trnsl8  -  

translate

 


 

 

trnsltr  -  

translator

 


 

 

troll  -  

person who diliberately stirs up trouble

 


 

 

tru  -  

true

 


 

 

ts  -  

talking shit

 


 

 

tsc  -  

that's so cool

 


 

 

tsff  -  

thats so fuckin funny

 


 

 

tsig  -  

that site is gay

 


 

 

tsnf  -  

that's so not fair

 


 

 

tss  -  

That's so sweet

 


 

 

tstoac  -  

too stupid to own a computer

 


 

 

tswc  -  

tell someone who cares

 


 

 

tt4n  -  

ta ta for now

 


 

 

ttbc  -  

Try to be cool

 


 

 

ttbomk  -  

to the best o fmy knowledge

 


 

 

ttc  -  

text the cell

 


 

 

ttfaf  -  

Through the Fire and Flames

 


 

 

ttfn  -  

ta ta for now

 


 

 

tthb  -  

try to hurry back

 


 

 

ttihlic  -  

try to imagine how little i care

 


 

 

ttiuwiop  -  

this thread is useless without pics

 


 

 

ttiuwop  -  

this thread is useless without pics

 


 

 

ttiuwp  -  

This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures

 


 

 

ttiwwop  -  

This thread is worthless without pics

 


 

 

ttiwwp  -  

this thread is worthless without pics

 


 

 

ttl  -  

total

 


 

 

ttlly  -  

totally

 


 

 

ttly  -  

totally

 


 

 

ttm  -  

talk to me

 


 

 

ttml  -  

talk to me later

 


 

 

ttms  -  

talking to myself

 


 

 

ttr  -  

time to run

 


 

 

ttrf  -  

That's the rules, fucker

 


 

 

tts  -  

text to speech

 


 

 

ttt  -  

to the top

 


 

 

ttth  -  

Talk To The Hand

 


 

 

tttt  -  

to tell the truth

 


 

 

ttul  -  

Talk To You Later

 


 

 

ttul8r  -  

Talk to you later

 


 

 

ttus  -  

talk to you soon

 


 

 

ttut  -  

Talk to you Tomorrow

 


 

 

ttutt  -  

to tell you the truth

 


 

 

tty  -  

Talk to You

 


 

 

ttyab  -  

Talk to you after breakfast

 


 

 

ttyad  -  

Talk to you after Dinner

 


 

 

ttyal  -  

Talk to you after lunch

 


 

 

ttyas  -  

talk to you at school

 


 

 

ttyiam  -  

talk to you in a minute

 


 

 

ttyitm  -  

talk to you in the morning

 


 

 

ttyl  -  

talk to you later

 


 

 

ttyl8r  -  

talk to you later

 


 

 

ttylo  -  

talk to you later on

 


 

 

ttylt  -  

talk to you later today

 


 

 

ttyn  -  

talk to you never

 


 

 

ttyna  -  

talk to you never again

 


 

 

ttynl  -  

talk to you never loser

 


 

 

ttynw  -  

talk to you next week

 


 

 

ttyo  -  

talk to you online

 


 

 

ttyotp  -  

talk to you on the phone

 


 

 

ttyrs  -  

talk to you really soon

 


 

 

ttys  -  

talk to you soon

 


 

 

ttyt  -  

talk to you tomorrow

 


 

 

ttytm  -  

talk to you tomorrow

 


 

 

ttytt  -  

to tell you the truth

 


 

 

ttyw  -  

talk to you whenever

 


 

 

ttywl  -  

Talk to you way later

 


 

 

tu  -  

thank you

 


 

 

tuff  -  

tough

 


 

 

tuh  -  

to

 


 

 

tut  -  

take your time

 


 

 

tuvm  -  

thank you very much

 


 

 

tv  -  

television

 


 

 

tvm  -  

thanks very much

 


 

 

tw  -  

Teacher Watching

 


 

 

twajs  -  

That was a joke, son.

 


 

 

twat  -  

vagina

 


 

 

twbc  -  

that would be cool

 


 

 

twdah  -  

that was dumb as hell

 


 

 

twf  -  

That was funny

 


 

 

twfaf  -  

thats what friends are for

 


 

 

twg  -  

That was great

 


 

 

twi  -  

Texting While Intoxicated

 


 

 

twis  -  

that's what I said

 


 

 

twoh  -  

typing with one hand

 


 

 

tws2wa  -  

That was so 2 weeks ago

 


 

 

twss  -  

That's what she said

 


 

 

twsy  -  

That was so yeterday

 


 

 

twttr  -  

twitter

 


 

 

twvsoy  -  

that was very stupid of you

 


 

 

twyl  -  

Talk With You Later

 


 

 

twys  -  

Talk With You Soon

 


 

 

tx  -  

thanks

 


 

 

txs  -  

thanks

 


 

 

txt  -  

text

 


 

 

txting  -  

texting

 


 

 

txtyl  -  

text you later

 


 

 

ty  -  

thank you

 


 

 

tyclos  -  

turn your CAPS LOCK off, stupid

 


 

 

tyfi  -  

Thank You for invite

 


 

 

tyfn  -  

thank you for nothing

 


 

 

tyfyc  -  

Thank You For Your Comment

 


 

 

tyfyt  -  

Thank you for your time

 


 

 

tyl  -  

text you later

 


 

 

tym  -  

time

 


 

 

tyme  -  

time

 


 

 

typ  -  

thank you partner

 


 

 

typo  -  

typing mistake

 


 

 

tyred  -  

tired

 


 

 

tys  -  

Told You So

 


 

 

tysfm  -  

thank you so fucking much

 


 

 

tysm  -  

thank you so much

 


 

 

tysvm  -  

thank you so very much

 


 

 

tyt  -  

take your time

 


 

 

tyto  -  

take your top off

 


 

 

tyty  -  

thank you thank you

 


 

 

tyvm  -  

Thank You Very Much

 


 

 

tyvvm  -  

thank you very very much

 


 

 

u  -  

you

 


 

 

u iz a 304  -  

you is a hoe

 


 

 

u'd  -  

you would

 


 

 

u'll  -  

you will

 


 

 

u'r  -  

you're

 


 

 

u'v  -  

you have

 


 

 

u've  -  

You've

 


 

 

u/l  -  

upload

 


 

 

u/n  -  

username

 


 

 

u2  -  

You too

 


 

 

u2u  -  

up to you

 


 

 

u4i  -  

up for it

 


 

 

ua  -  

user agreement

 


 

 

uaaaa  -  

Universal Association Against Acronym Abuse

 


 

 

uat  -  

User Acceptance Testing

 


 

 

uayor  -  

Use At Your Own Risk

 


 

 

ub3r  -  

super

 


 

 

uber  -  

over

 


 

 

uctaodnt  -  

you can't teach an old dog new tricks

 


 

 

udc  -  

you don't care

 


 

 

udek  -  

you don't even know

 


 

 

uds  -  

you dumb shit

 


 

 

udwk  -  

you don't want to know

 


 

 

udy  -  

you done yet

 


 

 

ufab  -  

ugly fat ass bitch

 


 

 

ufia  -  

unsolicited finger in the anus

 


 

 

ufic  -  

Unsolicited Finger in Chili

 


 

 

ufmf  -  

you funny mother fucker

 


 

 

ugba  -  

you gay bitch ass

 


 

 

ugtr  -  

you got that right

 


 

 

uhab  -  

you have a blog

 


 

 

uhems  -  

you hardly ever make sense

 


 

 

ui  -  

User Interface

 


 

 

ujds  -  

u just did shit

 


 

 

ukr  -  

You know right

 


 

 

ukwim  -  

you know what i mean

 


 

 

ul  -  

unlucky

 


 

 

ulbom  -  

you looked better on myspace

 


 

 

umfriend  -  

sexual partner

 


 

 

un2bo  -  

you need to back off

 


 

 

un4rtun8ly  -  

unfortunately

 


 

 

uom  -  

You owe me

 


 

 

upcia  -  

unsolicited pool cue in anus

 


 

 

upia  -  

unsolicited pencil in anus

 


 

 

upmo  -  

You piss me off

 


 

 

upos  -  

you piece of shit

 


 

 

upw  -  

unidentified party wound

 


 

 

ur  -  

your

 


 

 

ur2g  -  

you are too good

 


 

 

ur6c  -  

you're sexy

 


 

 

ura  -  

you are a

 


 

 

uradrk  -  

you're a dork

 


 

 

urafb  -  

you are a fucking bitch

 


 

 

uraqt  -  

you are a cutie

 


 

 

urcrzy  -  

you are crazy

 


 

 

ure  -  

you are

 


 

 

urg  -  

you are gay

 


 

 

urht  -  

you're hot

 


 

 

url8  -  

you are late

 


 

 

urms  -  

you rock my socks

 


 

 

urmw  -  

you are my world

 


 

 

urnc  -  

you are not cool

 


 

 

urs  -  

yours

 


 

 

ursab  -  

you are such a bitch

 


 

 

ursdf  -  

you are so damn fine

 


 

 

ursg  -  

you are so gay

 


 

 

ursh  -  

you are so hot

 


 

 

urssb  -  

you are so sexy baby

 


 

 

urstpid  -  

you are stupid

 


 

 

urstu  -  

you are stupid

 


 

 

urtb  -  

you are the best

 


 

 

urtbitw  -  

You are the best in the world!

 


 

 

urtrd  -  

you retard

 


 

 

urtw  -  

you are the worst

 


 

 

urw  -  

you are weird

 


 

 

uryyfm  -  

you are too wise for me

 


 

 

usck  -  

you suck

 


 

 

usd  -  

United States Dollar

 


 

 

ussr  -  

The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

 


 

 

usuk  -  

You Suck

 


 

 

usux  -  

you suck

 


 

 

ut  -  

unreal tournament

 


 

 

ut  -  

you there

 


 

 

utfs  -  

Use the fucking search

 


 

 

utfse  -  

use the fucking search engine

 


 

 

utm  -  

you tell me

 


 

 

uttm  -  

you talking to me?

 


 

 

utube  -  

youtube

 


 

 

utw  -  

used to work

 


 

 

uty  -  

it's up to you

 


 

 

uve  -  

You've

 


 

 

uvgtbsm  -  

you have got to be shiting me

 


 

 

uw  -  

you're welcome

 


 

 

uwc  -  

you are welcome

 


 

 

uya  -  

up your ass

 


 

 

uyab  -  

up your ass bitch

 


 

 

v4g1n4  -  

vagina

 


 

 

vag  -  

vagina

 


 

 

vajayjay  -  

vagina

 


 

 

vb  -  

visual basic

 


 

 

vbeg  -  

very big evil grin

 


 

 

vbg  -  

very big grin

 


 

 

vf  -  

very funny

 


 

 

vfe  -  

Virgins 4 ever

 


 

 

vff  -  

Verry Fucking Funny

 


 

 

vfm  -  

value for money

 


 

 

vgg  -  

very good game

 


 

 

vgh  -  

Very good hand

 


 

 

vgl  -  

very good looking

 


 

 

vid  -  

Video

 


 

 

vids  -  

Videos

 


 

 

vip  -  

very important person

 


 

 

vleo  -  

Very Low Earth Orbit

 


 

 

vlog  -  

video log

 


 

 

vn  -  

very nice

 


 

 

vnc  -  

Virtual Network Computing

 


 

 

vnh  -  

Very nice hand

 


 

 

voip  -  

voice over ip

 


 

 

vrsty  -  

Varsity

 


 

 

vry  -  

very

 


 

 

vwd  -  

very well done

 


 

 

vweg  -  

very wicked evil grin

 


 

 

vzit  -  

visit

 


 

 

vzn  -  

verizon

 


 

 

w'sup  -  

what's up

 


 

 

w.b.s.  -  

Write Back Soon

 


 

 

w.e  -  

Whatever

 


 

 

w.e.  -  

whatever

 


 

 

w.o.w  -  

World of Warcraft

 


 

 

w.o.w.  -  

world of warcraft

 


 

 

w/  -  

with

 


 

 

w/b  -  

write back

 


 

 

w/e  -  

whatever

 


 

 

w/end  -  

weekend

 


 

 

w/eva  -  

whatever

 


 

 

w/o  -  

with out

 


 

 

w/out  -  

without

 


 

 

w/u  -  

with you

 


 

 

w00t  -  

woohoo

 


 

 

w012d  -  

word

 


 

 

w2d  -  

what to do

 


 

 

w2f  -  

want to fuck

 


 

 

w2g  -  

Way to go

 


 

 

w2ho  -  

want to hang out

 


 

 

w2m  -  

want to meet

 


 

 

w33d  -  

weed

 


 

 

w8  -  

wait

 


 

 

w8am  -  

wait a minute

 


 

 

w8ing  -  

waiting

 


 

 

w8t4me  -  

wait for me

 


 

 

w8ter  -  

waiter

 


 

 

w911  -  

Wife in room

 


 

 

wab  -  

what a bitch

 


 

 

wad  -  

without a doubt

 


 

 

wad ^  -  

what's up?

 


 

 

wadr  -  

with all due respect

 


 

 

wadzup  -  

What's up?

 


 

 

waf  -  

weird as fuck

 


 

 

wafda  -  

What a Fucking Dumb Ass

 


 

 

wafl  -  

what a fucking loser

 


 

 

wafm  -  

wait a fucking minute

 


 

 

wafn  -  

what a fucken noob

 


 

 

wai  -  

what an idiot

 


 

 

waloc  -  

what a load of crap

 


 

 

walstib  -  

what a long strange trip it's been

 


 

 

wam  -  

wait a minute

 


 

 

wamh  -  

with all my heart

 


 

 

wan2tlk  -  

Want to talk

 


 

 

wana  -  

want to

 


 

 

wanafuk  -  

wanna fuck

 


 

 

wanker  -  

masturbater

 


 

 

wanking  -  

Masturbating

 


 

 

wanna  -  

want to

 


 

 

wansta  -  

wanna be ganster

 


 

 

warez  -  

illegally obtained software

 


 

 

wassup  -  

what's up?

 


 

 

wasup  -  

What's Up

 


 

 

was^  -  

What's Up

 


 

 

wat  -  

what

 


 

 

wat's^  -  

Whats Up

 


 

 

watcha  -  

what are you

 


 

 

watev  -  

whatever

 


 

 

wateva  -  

whatever

 


 

 

watevr  -  

whatever

 


 

 

watevs  -  

whatever

 


 

 

wats  -  

whats

 


 

 

wats ^  -  

whats up

 


 

 

wats^  -  

what's up?

 


 

 

watz ^  -  

What's up

 


 

 

wau  -  

what about you

 


 

 

waug  -  

Where are you going

 


 

 

wauw  -  

what are you wearing

 


 

 

wau^2  -  

what are you up to?

 


 

 

waw  -  

what a whore

 


 

 

waycb  -  

when are you coming back

 


 

 

wayd  -  

what are you doing

 


 

 

waygow  -  

who are you going out with

 


 

 

wayh  -  

why are you here

 


 

 

wayn  -  

Where Are You Now

 


 

 

waysttm  -  

why are you still talking to me

 


 

 

waysw  -  

Why are you so weird

 


 

 

wayt  -  

What are you thinking?

 


 

 

wayta  -  

what are you talking about

 


 

 

wayut  -  

what are you up to

 


 

 

waz  -  

what is

 


 

 

waz ^  -  

what's up

 


 

 

wazz  -  

what's

 


 

 

wazza  -  

what's up

 


 

 

wazzup  -  

what's up

 


 

 

waz^  -  

what's up?

 


 

 

wb  -  

welcome back

 


 

 

wbagnfarb  -  

would be a good name for a rock band

 


 

 

wbb  -  

will be back

 


 

 

wbbs  -  

will be back soon

 


 

 

wbp  -  

Welcome Back Partner

 


 

 

wbrb  -  

Will be right back

 


 

 

wbs  -  

write back soon

 


 

 

wbu  -  

what about you

 


 

 

wby  -  

what about you

 


 

 

wc  -  

who cares

 


 

 

wc3  -  

Warcraft III

 


 

 

wcutm  -  

what can you tell me

 


 

 

wcw  -  

webcam whore

 


 

 

wd  -  

well done

 


 

 

wdf  -  

Worth Dying For

 


 

 

wdhlm  -  

why doesnt he love me?

 


 

 

wdidn  -  

what do i do now

 


 

 

wdim  -  

What Did I miss

 


 

 

wdtm  -  

what does that mean

 


 

 

wduc  -  

what do you care

 


 

 

wdum  -  

what do you mean

 


 

 

wdus  -  

What Did You Say

 


 

 

wdut  -  

what do you think?

 


 

 

wdutom  -  

what do you think of me

 


 

 

wduw  -  

what do you want

 


 

 

wduwta  -  

what do you wanna talk about

 


 

 

wduwtta  -  

what do you want to talk about

 


 

 

wdwdn  -  

what do we do now

 


 

 

wdwgw  -  

where did we go wrong

 


 

 

wdydt  -  

why do you do that

 


 

 

wdye  -  

What do you expect

 


 

 

wdyl  -  

who do you like

 


 

 

wdym  -  

what do you mean

 


 

 

wdys  -  

What did you say

 


 

 

wdyt  -  

what do you think

 


 

 

wdytia  -  

who do you think i am?

 


 

 

wdyw  -  

what do you want

 


 

 

wdywd  -  

what do you want to do?

 


 

 

wdywtd  -  

what do you want to do

 


 

 

wdywtdt  -  

Why Do You Want To Do That?

 


 

 

wdywtta  -  

what do you want to talk about

 


 

 

webby  -  

webcam

 


 

 

weg  -  

wicked evil grin

 


 

 

welc  -  

welcome

 


 

 

wen  -  

when

 


 

 

werkz  -  

works

 


 

 

wev  -  

Whatever

 


 

 

weve  -  

what ever

 


 

 

wevr  -  

whatever

 


 

 

wfh  -  

Working From Home

 


 

 

wfhw  -  

what's for homework

 


 

 

wfm  -  

Works For Me

 


 

 

wfyb  -  

whatever floats your boat

 


 

 

wg  -  

wicked gril

 


 

 

wgac  -  

who gives a crap

 


 

 

wgaf  -  

Who gives a fuck

 


 

 

wgas  -  

who gives a shit

 


 

 

wgasa  -  

who gives a shit anyway

 


 

 

wgo  -  

what's going on

 


 

 

wgph2  -  

Want to go play Halo 2?

 


 

 

wha  -  

what?

 


 

 

whaddya  -  

what do you

 


 

 

whaletail  -  

thong

 


 

 

whatcha  -  

what are you

 


 

 

whatev  -  

whatever

 


 

 

whatevs  -  

whatever

 


 

 

whats ^  -  

whats up

 


 

 

what^  -  

what's up?

 


 

 

whevah  -  

where ever

 


 

 

whever  -  

whatever

 


 

 

whf  -  

Wanna have fun?

 


 

 

whit  -  

with

 


 

 

whodi  -  

friend

 


 

 

whr  -  

where

 


 

 

whs  -  

wanna have sex

 


 

 

wht  -  

What

 


 

 

whteva  -  

what ever

 


 

 

whteve  -  

whatever

 


 

 

whtever  -  

whatever

 


 

 

whtevr  -  

whatever

 


 

 

whtvr  -  

whatever

 


 

 

wht^  -  

what up

 


 

 

whubu2  -  

what have you been up to

 


 

 

whubut  -  

what have you been up to

 


 

 

whut  -  

what

 


 

 

whyb  -  

where have you been

 


 

 

whyd  -  

What Have You Done

 


 

 

wid  -  

with

 


 

 

widout  -  

without

 


 

 

wieu2  -  

What Is Everyone Up To

 


 

 

wif  -  

With

 


 

 

wiid  -  

what if i did

 


 

 

wilco  -  

will comply

 


 

 

winnar  -  

winner

 


 

 

wio  -  

without

 


 

 

wip  -  

Work In progress

 


 

 

wit  -  

with

 


 

 

witcha  -  

with you

 


 

 

witfp  -  

What is the fucking point

 


 

 

witu  -  

with you

 


 

 

witw  -  

what in the world

 


 

 

witwct  -  

What is the world coming too

 


 

 

witwu  -  

who is there with you

 


 

 

witwwyt  -  

what in the world were you thinking

 


 

 

wiu  -  

What is up?

 


 

 

wiv  -  

with

 


 

 

wiw  -  

wife is watching

 


 

 

wiwhu  -  

wish I was holding you

 


 

 

wiwt  -  

wish i was there

 


 

 

wiyp  -  

what is your problem

 


 

 

wjwd  -  

What Jesus Would Do

 


 

 

wk  -  

week

 


 

 

wkd  -  

wicked

 


 

 

wkend  -  

weekend

 


 

 

wl  -  

will

 


 

 

wlc  -  

welcome

 


 

 

wlcb  -  

welcome back

 


 

 

wlcm  -  

welcome

 


 

 

wld  -  

would

 


 

 

wlkd  -  

walked

 


 

 

wlos  -  

wife looking over Shoulder

 


 

 

wltm  -  

would like to meet

 


 

 

wmao  -  

working my ass off

 


 

 

wmd  -  

Weapons Of Mass Destruction

 


 

 

wmgl  -  

wish me good luck

 


 

 

wml  -  

Wish Me Luck

 


 

 

wmyb  -  

What Makes You Beautiful

 


 

 

wn  -  

when

 


 

 

wna  -  

want to

 


 

 

wnkr  -  

wanker

 


 

 

wnrn  -  

why not right now

 


 

 

wnt  -  

want

 


 

 

wntd  -  

what not to do

 


 

 

woa  -  

word of advice

 


 

 

woc  -  

welcome on cam

 


 

 

wochit  -  

watch it

 


 

 

woe  -  

what on earth

 


 

 

woft  -  

Waste of fucking time

 


 

 

wogge  -  

what on god's green earth?

 


 

 

wogs  -  

waste of good sperm

 


 

 

wombat  -  

waste of money, brains, and time

 


 

 

woot  -  

woohoo

 


 

 

wot  -  

what

 


 

 

wotevs  -  

whatever

 


 

 

wotv  -  

What's on Television?

 


 

 

wotw  -  

word of the week

 


 

 

woum  -  

what's on your mind

 


 

 

wowzers  -  

wow

 


 

 

woz  -  

was

 


 

 

wp  -  

wrong person

 


 

 

wpe  -  

worst president ever (Bush)

 


 

 

wrdo  -  

weirdo

 


 

 

wrgad  -  

who really gives a damn

 


 

 

wrgaf  -  

Who really gives a fuck?

 


 

 

wrk  -  

work

 


 

 

wrm  -  

which reminds me

 


 

 

wrng  -  

wrong

 


 

 

wrt  -  

with regard to

 


 

 

wrtg  -  

writing

 


 

 

wrthls  -  

Worthless

 


 

 

wru  -  

where are you

 


 

 

wrud  -  

what are you doing

 


 

 

wruf  -  

where are you from

 


 

 

wruu2  -  

what are you up to

 


 

 

wsb  -  

wanna cyber?

 


 

 

wsf  -  

we should fuck

 


 

 

wshtf  -  

when shit hits the fan

 


 

 

wsi  -  

why should I

 


 

 

wsibt  -  

when should i be there

 


 

 

wsidi  -  

Why Should I Do It

 


 

 

wsop  -  

world series of poker

 


 

 

wswta  -  

What shall we talk about?

 


 

 

wtb  -  

Want to buy

 


 

 

wtbd  -  

what's the big deal

 


 

 

wtbh  -  

What the bloody hell

 


 

 

wtc  -  

what the crap

 


 

 

wtcf  -  

what the crazy fuck

 


 

 

wtd  -  

what the deuce

 


 

 

wtf  -  

what the fuck

 


 

 

wtfaud  -  

what the fuck are you doing?

 


 

 

wtfay  -  

who the fuck are you

 


 

 

wtfayd  -  

what the fuck are you doing

 


 

 

wtfayt  -  

why the fuck are you talking

 


 

 

wtfayta  -  

What the Fuck are you talking about?

 


 

 

wtfb  -  

what the fuck bitch

 


 

 

wtfbs  -  

What the fuck bull shit

 


 

 

wtfc  -  

Who The Fuck Cares

 


 

 

wtfdik  -  

what the fuck do i know

 


 

 

wtfdum  -  

what the fuck do you mean

 


 

 

wtfduw  -  

What the fuck do you want?

 


 

 

wtfdyw  -  

what the fuck do you want

 


 

 

wtfe  -  

What The Fuck Ever

 


 

 

wtfever  -  

what the fuck ever

 


 

 

wtfg  -  

What the fucking god

 


 

 

wtfh  -  

what the fucking hell

 


 

 

wtfhb  -  

what the fucking hell bitch

 


 

 

wtfhwt  -  

what the fucking hell was that

 


 

 

wtfigo  -  

what the fuck is going on

 


 

 

wtfigoh  -  

what the fuck is going on here

 


 

 

wtfit  -  

what the fuck is that

 


 

 

wtfits  -  

what the fuck is this shit

 


 

 

wtfiu  -  

what the fuck is up

 


 

 

wtfiup  -  

what the fuck is your problem

 


 

 

wtfiuwy  -  

what the fuck is up with you

 


 

 

wtfiwwu  -  

what the fuck is wrong with you

 


 

 

wtfiwwy  -  

what the fuck is wrong with you

 


 

 

wtfiyp  -  

what the fuck is your problem

 


 

 

wtfm  -  

what the fuck, mate?

 


 

 

wtfmf  -  

what the fuck mother fucker

 


 

 

wtfo  -  

what the fuck over

 


 

 

wtfru  -  

what the fuck are you

 


 

 

wtfrud  -  

What the fuck are you doing?

 


 

 

wtfrudng  -  

what the fuck are you doing

 


 

 

wtfrudoin  -  

what the fuck are you doing

 


 

 

wtfruo  -  

what the fuck are you on?

 


 

 

wtfruttd  -  

what the fuck are you trying to do

 


 

 

wtfs  -  

what the fucking shit?

 


 

 

wtfuah  -  

what the fuck you asshole

 


 

 

wtful  -  

What the fuck you loser

 


 

 

wtfwjd  -  

what the fuck would jesus do

 


 

 

wtfwt  -  

what the fuck was that

 


 

 

wtfwtd  -  

what the fuck was that dude

 


 

 

wtfwtf  -  

what the fuck was that for?

 


 

 

wtfya  -  

what the fuck you asshole

 


 

 

wtfyb  -  

what the fuck you bitch

 


 

 

wtg  -  

way to go

 


 

 

wtgds  -  

way to go dumb shit

 


 

 

wtgp  -  

Want to go Private

 


 

 

wth  -  

what the heck

 


 

 

wtharud  -  

what the heck are you doing

 


 

 

wthau  -  

who the hell are you

 


 

 

wthauwf  -  

what the hell are you waiting for

 


 

 

wthay  -  

who the hell are you

 


 

 

wthayd  -  

what the heck are you doing

 


 

 

wthaydwmgf  -  

what the hell are you doing with my girlfriend

 


 

 

wthdydt  -  

why the hell did you do that

 


 

 

wthhyb  -  

where the hell have you been?

 


 

 

wthigo  -  

what the hell is going on

 


 

 

wthiwwu  -  

What the hell is wrong with you

 


 

 

wtho  -  

want to hang out?

 


 

 

wthru  -  

Who the heck are you

 


 

 

wthrud  -  

what the hell are you doing?

 


 

 

wths  -  

want to have sex

 


 

 

wthswm  -  

want to have sex with me

 


 

 

wthwt  -  

what the hell was that?

 


 

 

wthwut  -  

what the hell were you thinking

 


 

 

wthyi  -  

what the hell you idiot

 


 

 

wtii  -  

what time is it

 


 

 

wtiiot  -  

What time is it over there?

 


 

 

wtityb  -  

whatever, tell it to your blog

 


 

 

wtly  -  

Welcome to last year

 


 

 

wtmf  -  

what the mother fuck

 


 

 

wtmfh  -  

what the mother fucking hell

 


 

 

wtmi  -  

way too much information

 


 

 

wtmtr  -  

what's the matter

 


 

 

wtp  -  

where's the party

 


 

 

wtrud  -  

what are you doing

 


 

 

wts  -  

want to sell

 


 

 

wtt  -  

want to trade

 


 

 

wttp  -  

want to trade pictures?

 


 

 

wtv  -  

Whatever

 


 

 

wtva  -  

whatever

 


 

 

wtvr  -  

whatever

 


 

 

wtwm  -  

what time are we meeting?

 


 

 

wtwr  -  

well that was random

 


 

 

wu  -  

what's up

 


 

 

wu  -  

what's up?

 


 

 

wu2kilu  -  

want you to know I love you

 


 

 

wub  -  

love

 


 

 

wubmgf  -  

Will You Be My Girlfriend?

 


 

 

wubu2  -  

what you been up to

 


 

 

wubut  -  

what you been up too

 


 

 

wud  -  

would

 


 

 

wudev  -  

Whatever

 


 

 

wudn  -  

what you doing now

 


 

 

wugowm  -  

will you go out with me

 


 

 

wula  -  

what you looking at?

 


 

 

wuld  -  

would

 


 

 

wuny  -  

wait until next year

 


 

 

wussup  -  

What is up?

 


 

 

wut  -  

what

 


 

 

wutb  -  

What are you talking about

 


 

 

wutcha  -  

What are you

 


 

 

wuteva  -  

whatever

 


 

 

wutevr  -  

what ever

 


 

 

wuts  -  

what is

 


 

 

wutup  -  

What's Up

 


 

 

wuu2  -  

what you up too

 


 

 

wuu2  -  

what you up to

 


 

 

wuu22m  -  

what you up to tomorrow

 


 

 

wuut  -  

what you up to

 


 

 

wuv  -  

love

 


 

 

wuwh  -  

Wish you were here

 


 

 

wuwt  -  

what's up with that

 


 

 

wuwta  -  

what do you want to talk about

 


 

 

wuwtab  -  

what do you want to talk about

 


 

 

wuwtb  -  

what do you want to talk about

 


 

 

wuwtta  -  

what you want to talk about

 


 

 

wuwu  -  

what up with you

 


 

 

wuz  -  

was

 


 

 

wuza  -  

what's up

 


 

 

wuzup  -  

what's up

 


 

 

wwc  -  

who would care

 


 

 

wwcnd  -  

What would Chuck Norris do

 


 

 

wwdhd  -  

What would David Hasselhoff do

 


 

 

wwe  -  

World Wrestling Entertainment

 


 

 

wwgf  -  

when we gonna fuck

 


 

 

wwhw  -  

when where how why

 


 

 

wwikt  -  

why would i know that

 


 

 

wwjd  -  

what would jesus do?

 


 

 

wwt  -  

what was that

 


 

 

wwtf  -  

what was that for

 


 

 

wwudtm  -  

what would you do to me

 


 

 

wwut  -  

what were you thinking

 


 

 

www  -  

world wide web

 


 

 

wwwy  -  

what's wrong with you

 


 

 

wwy  -  

where were you

 


 

 

wwycm  -  

when will you call me

 


 

 

wwyd  -  

what would you do?

 


 

 

wy  -  

Why?

 


 

 

wyas  -  

wow you are stupid

 


 

 

wyatb  -  

wish you all the best

 


 

 

wyauimg  -  

Why you all up in my grill?

 


 

 

wybts  -  

were you born this sexy

 


 

 

wyc  -  

will you come

 


 

 

wycm  -  

Will You Call Me

 


 

 

wyd  -  

what are you doing

 


 

 

wyg  -  

will you go

 


 

 

wygac  -  

when you get a chance

 


 

 

wygam  -  

When you get a minute

 


 

 

wygowm  -  

Will you go out with me

 


 

 

wygwm  -  

will you go with me

 


 

 

wyhi  -  

Would You Hit It?

 


 

 

wyhswm  -  

would you have sex with me

 


 

 

wyltk  -  

wouldn't you like to know

 


 

 

wylym  -  

Watch Your Language Young Man

 


 

 

wym  -  

What You Mean?

 


 

 

wyn  -  

What's your name

 


 

 

wyp  -  

what's your problem?

 


 

 

wypsu  -  

will you please shut up

 


 

 

wys  -  

wow you're stupid

 


 

 

wysiayg  -  

what you see is all you get

 


 

 

wysitwirl  -  

what you see is totally worthless in real life

 


 

 

wysiwyg  -  

what you see is what you get

 


 

 

wyw  -  

What You Want

 


 

 

wywh  -  

wish you were here

 


 

 

wywo  -  

while you were out

 


 

 

w\e  -  

whatever

 


 

 

x treme  -  

extreme

 


 

 

xb36t  -  

Xbox 360

 


 

 

xbf  -  

ex-boyfriend

 


 

 

xbl  -  

xbox live

 


 

 

xcept  -  

except

 


 

 

xcpt  -  

except

 


 

 

xd  -  

extreme droll

 


 

 

xellent  -  

excellent

 


 

 

xfer  -  

transfer

 


 

 

xgf  -  

exgirlfriend

 


 

 

xing  -  

crossing

 


 

 

xit  -  

Exit

 


 

 

xl  -  

extra large

 


 

 

xlnt  -  

Excellent

 


 

 

xmas  -  

christmas

 


 

 

xmpl  -  

example

 


 

 

xoac  -  

Christ on a crutch

 


 

 

xor  -  

hacker

 


 

 

xover  -  

crossover

 


 

 

xox  -  

hugs and kisses

 


 

 

xoxo  -  

hugs and kisses

 


 

 

xp  -  

experience

 


 

 

xpect  -  

expect

 


 

 

xplaned  -  

explained

 


 

 

xpt  -  

except

 


 

 

xroads  -  

crossroads

 


 

 

xs  -  

excess

 


 

 

xtc  -  

ecstasy

 


 

 

xtra  -  

extra

 


 

 

xtreme  -  

extreme

 


 

 

xyz  -  

examine your zipper

 


 

 

xyzpdq  -  

Examine Your Zipper Pretty Darn Quick

 


 

 

y  -  

why

 


 

 

y w  -  

you're welcome

 


 

 

y!a  -  

yahoo answers

 


 

 

y'all  -  

you all

 


 

 

y/n  -  

yes or no

 


 

 

y/o  -  

Years Old

 


 

 

y00  -  

you

 


 

 

y2b  -  

Youtube

 


 

 

y2k  -  

year 2000

 


 

 

ya  -  

yeah

 


 

 

yaaf  -  

you are a fag

 


 

 

yaafm  -  

You Are A Fucking Moron

 


 

 

yaagf  -  

you are a good friend

 


 

 

yaai  -  

You are an idiot

 


 

 

yaf  -  

you're a fag

 


 

 

yafi  -  

you're a fucking idiot

 


 

 

yag  -  

you are gay

 


 

 

yall  -  

you all

 


 

 

yapa  -  

yet another pointless acronym

 


 

 

yaqw  -  

You are quite welcome

 


 

 

yarly  -  

yeah really

 


 

 

yas  -  

you are stupid

 


 

 

yasan  -  

You are such a nerd

 


 

 

yasf  -  

you are so funny

 


 

 

yasfg  -  

you are so fucking gay

 


 

 

yasg  -  

you are so gay

 


 

 

yasw  -  

you are so weird

 


 

 

yatb  -  

you are the best

 


 

 

yatwl  -  

you are the weakest link

 


 

 

yaw  -  

you are welcome

 


 

 

yayo  -  

cocaine

 


 

 

ybbg  -  

Your Brother By Grace

 


 

 

ybs  -  

you'll be sorry

 


 

 

ybya  -  

you bet your ass

 


 

 

ycliu  -  

You could look it up

 


 

 

ycmtsu  -  

You Can't Make This Shit Up

 


 

 

ycntu  -  

Why Cant You?

 


 

 

yctwuw  -  

you can think what you want

 


 

 

ydpos  -  

you dumb piece of shit

 


 

 

ydtm  -  

You're dead to me

 


 

 

ydufc  -  

Why do fucking care?

 


 

 

yduwtk  -  

why do you want to know

 


 

 

ye  -  

yeah

 


 

 

yea  -  

yeah

 


 

 

yer  -  

you're

 


 

 

yermom  -  

your mother

 


 

 

yesh  -  

yes

 


 

 

yew  -  

you

 


 

 

yfb  -  

you fucking bastard

 


 

 

yfg  -  

you're fucking gay

 


 

 

yfi  -  

you fucking idiot

 


 

 

ygg  -  

you go girl

 


 

 

ygm  -  

You Got Mail

 


 

 

ygp  -  

you got punked!

 


 

 

ygpm  -  

you've got a private message

 


 

 

ygrr  -  

you got rick rolled

 


 

 

ygtbfkm  -  

you've got to be fucking kidding me

 


 

 

ygtbk  -  

you've got to be kidding

 


 

 

ygtbkm  -  

you got to be kidding me

 


 

 

ygtbsm  -  

You've got to be shitting me

 


 

 

ygtsr  -  

you got that shit right

 


 

 

yh  -  

yeah

 


 

 

yhbt  -  

you've been trolled

 


 

 

yhew  -  

you

 


 

 

yhf  -  

you have failed

 


 

 

yhgtbsm  -  

You Have Got To Be Shitting Me

 


 

 

yhl  -  

you have lost

 


 

 

yhm  -  

You have mail

 


 

 

yhpm  -  

you have a private messge

 


 

 

yhtbt  -  

You Had To Be There

 


 

 

yid  -  

yes, I do

 


 

 

yim  -  

yahoo instant messenger

 


 

 

yiwtgo  -  

Yes, I want to go private

 


 

 

yk  -  

you kidding

 


 

 

yki  -  

You know it

 


 

 

ykisa  -  

Your knight in shining armor

 


 

 

ykm  -  

You're killing me

 


 

 

ykn  -  

you know nothing

 


 

 

ykw  -  

You Know What

 


 

 

ykwim  -  

you know what I mean

 


 

 

ykwya  -  

you know who you are

 


 

 

ykywywm  -  

you know you wish you were me

 


 

 

ylb  -  

you little bitch

 


 

 

ym  -  

your mom

 


 

 

ymbkm  -  

you must be kidding me

 


 

 

yme  -  

why me

 


 

 

ymfp  -  

Your Most Favorite Person

 


 

 

ymg2c  -  

your mom goes to college

 


 

 

ymgtc  -  

Your Mom Goes To college

 


 

 

ymiaw  -  

your mom is a whore

 


 

 

ymislidi  -  

you make it sound like i did it

 


 

 

ymmd  -  

You Made My Day

 


 

 

ymmv  -  

your mileage may vary

 


 

 

ymrasu  -  

Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up

 


 

 

yn  -  

why not

 


 

 

yng  -  

young

 


 

 

ynk  -  

you never know

 


 

 

ynm  -  

yes, no, maybe

 


 

 

ynt  -  

why not

 


 

 

ynw  -  

you know what

 


 

 

yo  -  

year old

 


 

 

yo'  -  

your

 


 

 

yolo  -  

you only live once

 


 

 

yolt  -  

you only live twice

 


 

 

yomank  -  

you owe me a new keyboard

 


 

 

yooh  -  

you

 


 

 

yor  -  

your

 


 

 

youngin  -  

young person

 


 

 

yoy  -  

why oh why

 


 

 

ypmf  -  

you pissed me off

 


 

 

ypmo  -  

you piss me off

 


 

 

ypom  -  

your place or mine

 


 

 

yqw  -  

you're quite welcome

 


 

 

yr  -  

year

 


 

 

yrbk  -  

Yearbook

 


 

 

yrms  -  

You Rock My Socks

 


 

 

yrs  -  

years

 


 

 

yrsaf  -  

You Are Such A Fool

 


 

 

yrsm  -  

you really scare me

 


 

 

yrss  -  

you are so sexy

 


 

 

yru  -  

why are you?

 


 

 

yrubm  -  

why are you bugging me?

 


 

 

yrusm  -  

Why are you so mean

 


 

 

ys  -  

you suck

 


 

 

ysa  -  

You Suck Ass

 


 

 

ysal  -  

you suck at life

 


 

 

ysati  -  

you suck at the internet

 


 

 

ysf  -  

you stupid fuck

 


 

 

ysic  -  

why should I care

 


 

 

ysitm  -  

your shirt is too small

 


 

 

ysm  -  

you scare me

 


 

 

ysoab  -  

You son of a bitch

 


 

 

yss  -  

you stupid shit

 


 

 

yswnt  -  

why sleep when not tired?

 


 

 

yt  -  

You there?

 


 

 

ytd  -  

year to date

 


 

 

ytf  -  

why the fuck

 


 

 

ytfwudt  -  

why the fuck would you do that?

 


 

 

ythwudt  -  

Why the hell would you do that

 


 

 

ytis  -  

You think I'm special?

 


 

 

ytm  -  

you tell me

 


 

 

ytmnd  -  

You're the man now, dog!

 


 

 

yty  -  

why thank you

 


 

 

yu  -  

You

 


 

 

yua  -  

you ugly ass

 


 

 

yuo  -  

you

 


 

 

yup  -  

yes

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yur  -  

your

 


 

 

yust  -  

why you say that

 


 

 

yvfw  -  

you're very fucking welcome

 


 

 

yvw  -  

you're very welcome

 


 

 

yw  -  

you're welcome

 


 

 

ywapom  -  

you want a piece of me?

 


 

 

ywia  -  

You're welcome in advance

 


 

 

ywic  -  

why would i care

 


 

 

yws  -  

you want sex

 


 

 

ywsyls  -  

you win some you lose some

 


 

 

ywud  -  

yo whats up dude

 


 

 

ywvm  -  

you're welcome very much

 


 

 

ywywm  -  

you wish you were me

 


 

 

yysw  -  

yeah, yeah, sure, whatever

 


 

 

z'omg  -  

Oh my God

 


 

 

z0mg  -  

oh my god

 


 

 

zex  -  

sex

 


 

 

zh  -  

Zero Hour

 


 

 

zig  -  

cigarette

 


 

 

zomfg  -  

oh my fucking god

 


 

 

zomg  -  

Oh my God

 


 

 

zomgzorrz  -  

oh my god

 


 

 

zoot  -  

woohoo

 


 

 

zot  -  

Zero Tolerance

 


 

 

zt  -  

zoo tycoon

 


 

 

zup  -  

what's up?

 


 

 

^  -  

up

 


 

 

^^&>  -  

up up and away